funny football chants..
| mr.white |
 Posted: Fri, 07/10/2005 - 8:10pm
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Apparently this was the chant in tune to Lord of the Dance at the Man U "Park, Park, Where ever you may be Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one another The norwich family der der der der clap clap etc - Leeds fans at Norwich >> "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...Celtic fans too andy goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia >> Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?" >> "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed >> (to the tune of craig david - rewind) "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" >> To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song) "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" Anyone have any... |
| Noble Locks |
Posted: Sat, 08/10/2005 - 10:24am
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Sung earlier this season at the Chelski v Gooners match: (I dont know the proper name of the tune sorry guys) Sol Campbell takes it up the arse And at Newcastle v Spurs: We're turning White Hart lane into a public lavatory, fuck off you Spurs, all those above are lyrically masterpieceds, like a song version of a van gogh. its like john lennon was reborn for a day to wirte footie anthems. |
| Norvern Rob |
Posted: Sat, 08/10/2005 - 12:54pm
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A good liverpool one Don't blame it on the Biscan, |
| D O G |
Posted: Sun, 09/10/2005 - 1:13pm
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All from West Ham: To Leedscum "Did the ripper get your mum? To Tottscum (to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain) We'll be running round Tottenham with our willys hanging out Singing Ive got foreskin havent you To David Beckham after Posh had Brooklyn Whos the father of the child....... Brooklyn Di Canio |
| harker2002 |
Posted: Mon, 10/10/2005 - 3:24pm
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to the tune of spandau ballet "gold" boa-teng |
| D O G |
Posted: Wed, 12/10/2005 - 5:45pm
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Both to Leedscum Up your arse (to the tune of always look on the bright side of life) Always look out for Turks carrying knives |
| russ74 |
Posted: Sat, 08/10/2005 - 12:30pm
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leeds v man u |
| Pancreas |
Posted: Sat, 08/10/2005 - 9:25pm
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whats the arsenal chant that the north bank sing to the clock end, and vice versa? |
| denisovich |
Posted: Tue, 11/10/2005 - 8:18am
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because it winds up stupid c**ts like you, now fuck off back where you came from slag. nice attitude DOG.. you seem like a really sound person. little pricks like you make me laugh. "slag?" do you practise saying this in front of the mirror in your best ray winston voice.. bet you're a real toughie from the east end aren't you.. fucking muppet. was just wondering what was funny about saying jew cunts or fucking jew, but you don't seem to have the intelligence to answer. curious, how "fucking jew" is funny but "fucking paki" or "fucking nigger" might not be? where do you think i come from by the way? - assuming i should fuck off back there perhaps you can think about it at your next BNP meet. laters, prick. |
| MoB |
Posted: Mon, 10/10/2005 - 10:55pm
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Singing Ive got foreskin havent you and
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHH JEW C*NTS. MoB and DOG, you two think these are funny football chants because why exactly..? interested to hear what in particular you enjoy about them.
Much in the same way Tottenham fans get off calling Soloman Gay. |
| russ74 |
Posted: Sun, 09/10/2005 - 8:00am
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also barnsley fans made me laugh! when they got their new yellow and green away strip and constantly chanted its just like waching brazil! haha cant remember who it was but had to chuckle when one crowd started chanting your just a small town in bradford to us (leeds) |
| misled youth |
Posted: Sat, 08/10/2005 - 9:49am
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on away games to liverpool/everton i like the "in the liverpool slums" song the boro sing.... Iiiiin the liverpool slums That's a classic scottish song that one! (replace liverpool with glasgow). quite like this old one about the neville brothers (sung to the tune of bowies rebel rebel) Neville Neville, you play in defence, |
| John |
Posted: Mon, 10/10/2005 - 4:17pm
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Not so much a football chant but an alf garnett-esque comment from certain everton fans (11 odd years ago) who called daniel amokachi the 'taxi' because he was big, black and could carry the whole team. john |
| dogthomson |
Posted: Sun, 09/10/2005 - 9:28pm
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A Rotherham favourite... If I had the arse of a sparrow |
| j600.com |
Posted: Sun, 09/10/2005 - 9:12am
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oh i forgot another one i like, when visiting those thieving scousers we used to sing... Weve got juninho (due to the fact they all nick car stereos obviously) |
| russ74 |
Posted: Sun, 09/10/2005 - 7:54am
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ooooooooooo oooooooooooo obviusly an oldy |
| Strummer |
Posted: Sat, 08/10/2005 - 11:01am
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on away games to liverpool/everton i like the "in the liverpool slums" song the boro sing.... Iiiiin the liverpool slums Iiiiin the liverpool slums |
| mikez4 |
Posted: Sat, 08/10/2005 - 8:54pm
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The one listed above by the Chelsea (Sol Campbell takes it up the arse) was also sung at Liverpool v Arsenal a mate told me. The highlights on the beeb edited out the song!! Heres another variation of that song, this time from The Spurs after Ledley King scored against Charlton: You can stick Sol Campbell up your arse Heres one from up at Celtic Hes got ginger pubes, This ones from Newcastle v Man U Hes got, Finally, one by Bolton fans against Everton: We're shit, but youre worse than us |
| Punk |
Posted: Sun, 09/10/2005 - 10:32am
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Might not be as funny as some of the others, but our European song is at least creative - although we only really sing the first part. In case anyone wonders, Portobello (or Portobelly to the locals) is a beach on the edge of Edinburgh. To the tune of My Way... And now, the end is near We can all laugh at the Hibs |
| kid unknown |
Posted: Sun, 09/10/2005 - 9:21am
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he's french, he's flash wednesday, what you gonna do |
| MoB |
Posted: Sun, 09/10/2005 - 9:15am
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To 99% of spurs fans: Have you ever seen the Tottenham win the league? And You won the league in black and white Also WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHH JEW C*NTS. Plus We can stick Sol Campbell at the back, Finally Fuck all, Fuck all, You're gonna win fuck all. Couple of chelsea ones Ten men couldn't lift, Wooooooooooooooaaaaaaaah Franks a Fat C*unt And Caaaaaaaaarefree, wherever you may be. |
