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ROYAL MAIL

Irma Desh Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 11:39am

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royal mail problems in here

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Irma Desh Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 1:07pm

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if the country was to file a rediculously HUGE petition, asking the government to give us more options than this cunting company,..WHY IS it so fucking dire,..

i actualy remember when they used to deliver the mail before 7am

these days weer lucky if it reaches us before 10!!

LAZY FAT BALDING WHORES,.. blokes and bitches surely it takes more effort to write a slip out than press a door bell and wait?


Luke Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 12:59pm

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Paulo wrote:
JimmyC wrote:

Mine does the same. Most of the time infact he doesnt even bring the packagel, just the slip. I've asked him what he's up to and he just mumbles something at me about the package being at the depot and runs off. Wanker.

Cos hes a lazy c**t!

My post man is sweet though. He leaves all my recorded delivery packages at the door! Signs for it himself for me. Never asked him to do that either. Laughing out loud

couldn't you blatently say you never received them??


Paulo Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 1:05pm

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Luke wrote:

couldn't you blatently say you never received them??

Well it ends up signed for i guess not sure... but yeah i guess i could but then again i dont want my postman pissing on my packages cos i fucked him over by doing that. Plus i know if i ask him not to do it he wont.


Acki and the Ho... Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 1:16pm

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oops this thread is for royal mail ey
anyway just to let everyone know how postal services are in my part of the world.
Sticking out tongue


Paulo Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 12:55pm

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JimmyC wrote:

Mine does the same. Most of the time infact he doesnt even bring the packagel, just the slip. I've asked him what he's up to and he just mumbles something at me about the package being at the depot and runs off. Wanker.

Cos hes a lazy cunt!

My post man is sweet though. He leaves all my recorded delivery packages at the door! Signs for it himself for me. Never asked him to do that either. Laughing out loud


Acki and the Ho... Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 1:41pm

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Laughing out loud this thread is going to make me laugh whenever the postman pat song comes on tv. bit different to the real thing ey


xXFaithXx Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 1:23pm

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Once the postie signed for some of my vinyl then left it round the back of the house under the BBQ, which was still quite warm from the previous nights BBQ shenanigans. I was not a happy girl Evil


j600.com Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 12:59pm

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WhiteTrashAnth wrote:

ROYAL MAIL ARE FUCKING C'UNTS

Agreed! Laughing out loud


Irma Desh Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 1:13pm

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Acki and the Houserockers wrote:
Paulo wrote:
JimmyC wrote:

Mine does the same. Most of the time infact he doesnt even bring the packagel, just the slip. I've asked him what he's up to and he just mumbles something at me about the package being at the depot and runs off. Wanker.

Cos hes a lazy c**t!

My post man is sweet though. He leaves all my recorded delivery packages at the door! Signs for it himself for me. Never asked him to do that either. Laughing out loud

yer the posties that have delivered my packages so far have been very friendly too.

over here, to me it's the people who work at the counter at the post office that are absolute c**ts. one guy decided it was funny to have a go at my green wallet. another one laughed at me for sending a package to bangladesh, saying something bout the tsunami. another one, when i asked her when my package would get to new zealand and she said 'it'll get there when it gets there.. NEXT'

fuCK THAT man,... id off fucking thrown the scales at the bitches face if she said that toME!!!


Acki and the Ho... Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 1:11pm

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Paulo wrote:
JimmyC wrote:

Mine does the same. Most of the time infact he doesnt even bring the packagel, just the slip. I've asked him what he's up to and he just mumbles something at me about the package being at the depot and runs off. Wanker.

Cos hes a lazy c**t!

My post man is sweet though. He leaves all my recorded delivery packages at the door! Signs for it himself for me. Never asked him to do that either. Laughing out loud

yer the posties that have delivered my packages so far have been very friendly too.

over here, to me it's the people who work at the counter at the post office that are absolute c**ts. one guy decided it was funny to have a go at my green wallet. another one laughed at me for sending a package to bangladesh, saying something bout the tsunami. another one, when i asked her when my package would get to new zealand and she said 'it'll get there when it gets there.. NEXT'


xXFaithXx Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 1:14pm

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I hate collecting stuff from the post office, I think being grumpy is a prerequisite for working there!


kid unknown Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 1:26pm

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i've mentioned it before but parcelfarce once left a box of trainers in the fucking wheelie bin Evil


gojira. Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 12:01pm
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they are such nobs
we bought Gorillaz tickets for the special Manchester shows on ebay, we were cutting it a bit fine with the show being the next day but the seller confirmed that she would send special delivery which was guaranteed to be the next day before 1pm, at one pm my girl rings me and tells me they havent come yet.
So i ring up Royal mail, dont speak to anyone for at least 5 minutes, just pressing buttons, when i got through to some guy who was soooo slow. He confirms that my parcel is in Swansea!!!!

i ended up sorting the situation... but Royal Mail are officially the biggest cunts ever.


JimmyC Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 12:01pm
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WhiteTrashAnth wrote:

im SOOo fucking angry,.. the postmans a fucking c**t too he NEVER rings the bell when i have speical deliverys he just fucking posts a poxy slip i SWEAR he pre-prepares them,..

Mine does the same. Most of the time infact he doesnt even bring the packagel, just the slip. I've asked him what he's up to and he just mumbles something at me about the package being at the depot and runs off. Wanker.


Essence Posted: Thu, 03/11/2005 - 2:56pm
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Sad my cheque? I am guessing Sad


anadin Posted: Tue, 20/06/2006 - 11:44pm

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Fucking wankers, sent 5 plain t-shirts to a mate in a box (actually inside an evian box) and only 4 turned up.

Claiming on this tomorrow, sent recorded


haz Posted: Tue, 20/06/2006 - 11:48pm
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shithotfaketannedwolfmanfanwutanclanmotherfukinjohanfan wrote:

if the country was to file a rediculously HUGE petition, asking the government to give us more options than this cunting company,..WHY IS it so fucking dire,..

i actualy remember when they used to deliver the mail before 7am

these days weer lucky if it reaches us before 10!!

LAZY FAT BALDING WHORES,.. blokes and bitches surely it takes more effort to write a slip out than press a door bell and wait?

I thought that point wsa just a childhood dream. My postie is sound, but he walks across our front garden which pisses me off.


anadin Posted: Tue, 20/06/2006 - 11:51pm

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get so much DHLed here that I'd probably consider the local delivery guy a mate now (no possessive loner homo shit). Where are all these private companies that were supposed to rival the Royal Mail when they lost their monopoly protection? Sad


Rirawin Posted: Tue, 20/06/2006 - 11:53pm

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I get some letters delivered by TNT but that's it...

Though I've never had problems with our postman, always nods and say hello if I'm about to leave the house.


PHiL Posted: Tue, 20/06/2006 - 11:57pm
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Yeah my Postie bangs on the door really hard and just leaves it at the door becuase he knows Im in bed, never spoke to him either, seems a bit grumpy, he once left a mobile phone outside the door which needed to be signed for Laughing out loud