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Brad Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 9:50pm
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I deleted the last thread - mainly cause of anadin's kiddy jokes - you can start again if you like..

anadin Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 9:55pm
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Brad wrote:

I deleted the last thread - mainly cause of anadin's kiddy jokes - you can start again if you like..

they entertained the crowd[/b]

imtiaz Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 9:55pm

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they did indeed Laughing out loud

docdoom Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 10:02pm
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Kate moss and jeremy clarkson at a party bump into each other.

Kate says 'what do you do?', Jeremy says 'top gear'.

Kate says 'yeah, 4 grammes please'.

KKDW Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 10:50pm

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Brad wrote:

I deleted the last thread - mainly cause of anadin's kiddy jokes - you can start again if you like..

Roll Eyes

KKDW Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 10:51pm

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and it was 'JOKES!'

Brad Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 10:59pm
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Roll Eyes Fuck off. Jokes about shagging kids are out of order.

mr.white Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 11:15pm

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true man, when my mates start telling them in the pub i immediately leave

crackajack Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 11:17pm
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Anything in a joke is fair game I reckon, the problem was they just werent funny Roll Eyes

KKDW Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 11:18pm

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crackajack wrote:

Anything in a joke is fair game I reckon, the problem was they just werent funny Roll Eyes

I agree with half of the above

stonefish Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 11:19pm

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they werent funny, they were shit

anadin Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 11:20pm
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depends on your background and beliefs i suppose

i dont go around shagging kids, i'd smack anyone who i found out did. those sort of jokes just don't bother me too much (but judge your audience)

28 Complaints Posted: Wed, 07/12/2005 - 11:55pm
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Cowboy goes in to the doctor

"Doctor. I've got a really bad pain in my leg."

"How long have you had it for?" asks the Doctor

"About a yeeehaaaa"
Oops

Martinmargiela2002 Posted: Thu, 08/12/2005 - 12:06am
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28 Complaints wrote:

Cowboy goes in to the doctor

"Doctor. I've got a really bad pain in my leg."

"How long have you had it for?" asks the Doctor

"About a yeeehaaaa"
Oops

WTF man.

D O G Posted: Thu, 08/12/2005 - 12:09am

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What was Stevie Wonders greatest hit?

The lampost

t_dot Posted: Thu, 08/12/2005 - 12:17am
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anadins jokes were the only good thing about the thread, its clear he isnt serious about them, thats while they are called jokes, not too many funny jokes that dont offend some small sector of society!

KKDW Posted: Thu, 08/12/2005 - 6:43pm

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D O G wrote:

What was Stevie Wonders greatest hit?

The lampost

Well offensive, please edit

KKDW Posted: Thu, 29/06/2006 - 10:03pm

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BADABUMP!

Gurr Posted: Thu, 29/06/2006 - 10:12pm

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Recognise this?:

Did you hear the one about the industrious prostitute?

No

She had a vagina implanted on her hip.

Why?
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So she could make some money on the side

vip Posted: Thu, 29/06/2006 - 10:13pm
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what do jewish women call their boobs?

joobs! Laughing out loud

misled youth Posted: Thu, 29/06/2006 - 10:16pm

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A man gets home from the pub, he sits in his favourite chair and shouts to his wife "quick get me a beer before it starts!" she obliges. 10 minutes later he shouts the same and his wife replies "you lazy bastard, you never do anything" he puts his head in his hands and moans "shit, its started."