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jenninastein1 Posted: Tue, 11/04/2006 - 9:58am

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OUR MODELS SECTION'S READY CHECK IT OUT! ALL COMMENTS WELCOME. (DONT BE TOO HARSH!)
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night panda Posted: Mon, 24/04/2006 - 5:11pm

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rikbarwick wrote:

Cry

sorry. it's good. i will hire their models.
rikbarwick Posted: Mon, 24/04/2006 - 5:11pm

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Trust me I hate span, i get loads of shite on my blog everyday! Takes me ages to get rid off! Any one want some diet pills I have the links!
night panda Posted: Mon, 24/04/2006 - 5:12pm

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i want a good solid erection
MrPlatinum Posted: Mon, 24/04/2006 - 6:23pm
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good ol MS Paint Oops
rikbarwick Posted: Mon, 24/04/2006 - 6:25pm

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not bad!
j600.com Posted: Mon, 24/04/2006 - 6:27pm

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fukin rank, models my arse

(no offence Eye-wink )
Noble Locks Posted: Mon, 24/04/2006 - 6:40pm
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MrPlatinum wrote:

good ol MS Paint Oops

quality..you can rest assured that every first time poster who puts a sale up is having that. Laughing out loud
Mayra Posted: Tue, 25/04/2006 - 12:25pm

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i dont undertand what you want to say me , can you explain again please?
Rirawin Posted: Tue, 25/04/2006 - 12:55pm

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Mayra wrote:

i dont undertand what you want to say me , can you explain again please?

As Daphne and Celest once said...

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

You're ugly!
Ugly you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly (x2)

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast-(girl)
You're scary-you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(So funny)

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him?
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama says you ugly-
You ugly!

Ugly you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly (x2)
Get busy (x9)
Yo mama says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mama says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mama says your ugly
Get busy your ugly!

Uuuu
Now I feel like blondie

Ugly you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly (x2)

Quasimodo
Camel breath
Squarehead
Ugly!

Chicken legs
Pig face
Chin like bubba
Ugly!

Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!

Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freak show-ugly!

Ugly you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly (x1)

Ugly-you could make an onion cry

Ugly-like an alien chased by the FBI

Ugly (x6)
Ugly you ain't got no alibi you ugly
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