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Apprentice Thread

sofasogud Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:10pm

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You know you love it.

Definitely got the brains trust in there this year.

"Er, let's call ourselves Dynamic"

jet Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:13pm

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i already hate them all, unusually i hate the men the most, what a bunch of foppish cunts.

very likely i'll watch every episode Laughing out loud

sofasogud Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:15pm

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How do you throw the cat among the pigeons?

By its legs? Should I call the RSPCA? Or the RSPCB?

sofasogud Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:16pm

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jet wrote:

i already hate them all, unusually i hate the men the most, what a bunch of foppish cunts.

very likely i'll watch every episode Laughing out loud

Those brown highlights are scary

Stanleyboy Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:18pm

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Barrister boy is a bit limp. Whats with the spray tan?

Hello World Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:19pm
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Stanleyboy wrote:

Barrister boy is a bit limp. Whats with the spray tan?

homo

sofasogud Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:21pm

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Hello World wrote:
Stanleyboy wrote:

Barrister boy is a bit limp. Whats with the spray tan?

homo

The correct term is bumhole engineer

sofasogud Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:22pm

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Bet this is the first time he has had "fish fingers"

Stanleyboy Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:22pm

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he's carrying some fluff under his lip, is that some kind of sack pad then? Barf!

generic_guy Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:23pm
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I think Apprentice contestants are even cuntier than Big Brother contestants, although it is close.

sofasogud Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:25pm

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I love the way they use terms like "consulting" and "margin". It's fucking fish!

Hello World Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:25pm
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I understand is program is supposed to be "outrageous" but these clowns are dense, apart from this alex sales guy.

brodie Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:26pm
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generic_guy wrote:

I think Apprentice contestants are even cuntier than Big Brother contestants, although it is close.

would love to see the apprectice with big brother contestants Laughing out loud

Hello World Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:27pm
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hmm, I don't hygiene standards are being maintained here.

Jason789 Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:28pm
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lol at one guy look at the breast on that, its a fucking fish

generic_guy Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:28pm
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People with half a brain get ahead in business by being efficient and successful, not going on tv and sucking up to that laughable prick Sugar.

jet Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:28pm

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worst batch ever. hilarious.

it's like crystal maze (when it was good), proper 'shout at the fuckwits' viewing.

sofasogud Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:31pm

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generic_guy wrote:

People with half a brain get ahead in business by being efficient and successful, not going on tv and sucking up to that laughable prick Sugar.

He is a bit pantomime on this but to be fair he has done well for himself without being a chinless twat whose mummy and daddy bought him a future.

Hello World Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:36pm
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one in the gold top is a bit of alright.

Sol Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:36pm
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It's so cringeworthy.

Stanleyboy Posted: Wed, 26/03/2008 - 10:38pm

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We've got a bunch of mummies boys with too much ego and some deep seated sexual frustration from schoolboy days and a big bunch of slags.

My money's on the slags..

Laughing out loud