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Rez Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:30am
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^ This

+ 1

More vowels than needed. Soooooooooooo. etc.

Overuse of smileys.

Sentences that don't go anywhere.

Ending sentences with 'though' or 'still'.

Add some more so we can have a comprehensive list for the new people.


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:32am
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Kinda
Ridic
Coin
Moneys


ew2 Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:33am
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Rez wrote:

Ending sentences with 'though' or 'still'.

ban request


HiFi Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:33am
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On point.


inverse square Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:35am
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I still don't understand what Carl Lewis is saying, could you arrange for the translator to come back?


Rez Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:35am
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I'd put pluralising any word unnecessarily Noble, feets, fashions, etc


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:35am
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^ co signed.


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:36am
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stuffs.


Rez Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:36am
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Reading what Carl Lewis writes has assimilated me into Brixton quite well, I now see it as a service.


inverse square Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:37am
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Do normal people speak like that there or is it jsut "street" people?


Rez Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:38am
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The rhyming thing that Sayword brought here.

Sickery dickery soaopery doapery.


HiFi Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:38am
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Ahem, "road man".

@ inverse


Rez Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:38am
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No road people talk like that.


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:41am
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thinking on this, the internet has killed the regional dialect. its just made one massive slang that people from all sides of the world use even though they have grown up completley different.
i mean i love regional talk, even saywords american stuff is cool as coming from an actual yank.


schtoop Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:42am
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inverse square wrote:

Do normal people speak like that there or is it jsut "street" people?

"street" people?...


carl lewis Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:46am

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Rez wrote:

Reading what Carl Lewis writes has saved me from being robbed in Brixton quite well, I now see it as a service.

Cool


Rez Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:44am
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Agreed. Coming from an area which has no real slang or dialect has made me appreciate it more. The problem I have is that this talking the same thing seems to go hand-in-hand with people having the exact same fucking opinions on everything.


inverse square Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:45am
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The people rioting, wannabe gangsters etc.


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:46am
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boss. bawce. bossin'. bawcin'. like a boss. like a bawce.


Vazza Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 12:48am

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Cheeky Evil


MuayThaiPimp Posted: Thu, 23/02/2012 - 1:24am
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Laughing out loud street people, hate when middle class people talk street/urban! just as rez was chatting how Carl did like a reverse my fair fuker on em , had 2 mates of mine from CPO/Montreal, first time at a party in Belfast, someone offered em coke, they thought he meant coca cola, I was like nah dog, the type you snort, fam would speak and geezers would look at me Puzzled people would speak back they would look at me Puzzled had to translate for a while. Which in turn led to all manner of hilarious situations.