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anyone know any funny one liners to throw into a speech to liven it up a bit.
no unfunny wise cracks please.
im expecting plats, guido or whitey etc could help me out here. ta.
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thats great that is
bet last bit got the biggest laugh?
the one about doing the lines of coke is a fav of mine but i dont think it'd go down well at many weddings.. wrong type of people
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Rez wrote:
Yeah definitely get someone to right it for you, you dont want to left anything out.
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@MrWhite....it went down a treat everyone was stood with their glasses raised and i tried to deliver it as seriously as possible. No one expected it when it came
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Went to 4 weddings last year, the "glad x has finally agreed I'm the best man" was in 3 of them. Cringe.
I take it you just googled best man speech and took the first half from there.
The toast joke has been done since speeches were first invested and the getting out the big list joke so cliche. Sounds epically shit to be honest.....but then I wasn't your audience
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Thank fuck for that you cunt.
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unCouth wrote:
Thank fuck for that you cunt.
why you mad homey?
you can use that in your next forum reply if you want
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Me and tim was talking to ady last night about where he will be taking Clair on the honeymoon he said that they was going to go to the Maldives but can't afford it so he's just going to north Wales now .......... He said he's just gonna Bangor for the weekend 
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Sbadlad wrote:
Me and tim was talking to ady last night about where he will be taking Clair on the honeymoon he said that they was going to go to the Maldives but can't afford it so he's just going to north Wales now .......... He said he's just gonna Bangor for the weekend
best first post ever
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Ive got one of these too plan for next year for a massive wedding, shitting myself already.
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I've heard that at a wedding and it actually made me lol
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deuce wrote:
Sbadlad wrote:
Me and tim was talking to ady last night about where he will be taking Clair on the honeymoon he said that they was going to go to the Maldives but can't afford it so he's just going to north Wales now .......... He said he's just gonna Bangor for the weekend
best first post ever
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he's told it wrong. wank.
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Posted: Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:15pm
