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abusing the forum with a pointless thread, now that i can:
the best thing to happen to me today...
this month's computer arts arrived in the post
and the worst...
the higgs, the only decent person i work with, is leaving
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best: waking up to find a sausage sandwich ready made and 6 dvds delivered from play (american history x, teenage mutant ninja turtles, oldboy, uncle buck, cool runnings & carlitos way)
worst: my friend that owes me £60 not answering my phonecalls all day (gonna try him again now actually)
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For the best today…
Client loved the new identity i've just finished for his company
and worst…
He ain't prepared to pay for it 
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fuck!!! that must be annoying
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samuelburn wrote:
For the best today…
Client loved the new identity i've just finished for his company
and worst…
He ain't prepared to pay for it 
that old chestnut, i feel your pain.
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the best thing to happen to me today...
the new hot temp made 'small talk' with me
and the worst...
She didnt offer me a nosh.
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best..had a lovely shit,you know the ones where u get it all out
worst..told i have to play football tonight in the pissing rain
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berktheboat wrote:
best..had a lovely shit,you know the ones where u get it all out
worst.. stood up and realised it was a gigantic prolapse
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berktheboat wrote:
best..had a lovely shit,you know the ones where u get it all out
worst..told i have to play football tonight in the pissing rain
football in the rain is quality. If you're playing on grass that is.
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berktheboat wrote:
best..had a lovely shit,you know the ones where u get it all out
worst..told i have to play football tonight in the pissing rain
sometimes when i know i need a big shit, i roll a spliff, get out a copy of vice and spend some quality time 'dropping the kids off at the pool'
i feel pounds lighter sometimes!
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Best , waking up to a nice cup of coffee courtesy of the SO and then going off to buy kiddie clothes ( no paedo ) for me little nephews Christmas pressie
Worst , starting work and having to work 
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Best: 4 sleeps to go til holday 
Worst: Two dead arms from holiday jabs 
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xXFaithXx wrote:
Best: 4 sleeps to go til holday 
Worst: Two dead arms from holiday jabs 
boo
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Best : getting a long massage from the other half
Worst : them expecting you to return the favour
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nick wrote:
Best : getting a long massage from the other half
Worst : them expecting you to return the favour
yuk 
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berktheboat wrote:
nick wrote:
Best : getting a long massage from the other half
Worst : them expecting you to return the favour
yuk 
is that what the last person to see you naked said ?
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nick wrote:
berktheboat wrote:
nick wrote:
Best : getting a long massage from the other half
Worst : them expecting you to return the favour
yuk 
is that what the last person to see you naked said ?
no they just rolled me in flour to find my arsehole
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nick wrote:
berktheboat wrote:
nick wrote:
Best : getting a long massage from the other half
Worst : them expecting you to return the favour
yuk 
is that what the last person to see you naked said ?

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Best - im going to see Bond shortly, so that.
Worst - Ive been at work since 7.30. too too busy at the moment. but at least I get paid yo.
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Best - Getting offered a new full-time job, with much better pay and closer to home.
Worst - Means turning my back on my friends at my current place of work and possibly won't be quite as exciting at the new place.
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Best - watching corrie, danny walking in on his son fucking his wife 
Worst - coming down with a cold 
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