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jet Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 4:26pm

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abusing the forum with a pointless thread, now that i can:

the best thing to happen to me today...

this month's computer arts arrived in the post

and the worst...

the higgs, the only decent person i work with, is leaving

mr.white Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 4:29pm
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best: waking up to find a sausage sandwich ready made and 6 dvds delivered from play (american history x, teenage mutant ninja turtles, oldboy, uncle buck, cool runnings & carlitos way)

worst: my friend that owes me £60 not answering my phonecalls all day (gonna try him again now actually)

burny Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 4:30pm
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For the best today…
Client loved the new identity i've just finished for his company

and worst…
He ain't prepared to pay for it Cry

mr.white Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 4:31pm
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fuck!!! that must be annoying

jet Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 4:31pm

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samuelburn wrote:

For the best today…
Client loved the new identity i've just finished for his company

and worst…
He ain't prepared to pay for it Cry

that old chestnut, i feel your pain.

jaer Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 4:33pm
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the best thing to happen to me today...

the new hot temp made 'small talk' with me

and the worst...

She didnt offer me a nosh.

berktheboat Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 4:34pm
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best..had a lovely shit,you know the ones where u get it all out

worst..told i have to play football tonight in the pissing rain

nick Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 4:44pm
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berktheboat wrote:

best..had a lovely shit,you know the ones where u get it all out

worst.. stood up and realised it was a gigantic prolapse

Guido Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 4:48pm
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berktheboat wrote:

best..had a lovely shit,you know the ones where u get it all out

worst..told i have to play football tonight in the pissing rain

football in the rain is quality. If you're playing on grass that is.

jaer Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 4:50pm
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berktheboat wrote:

best..had a lovely shit,you know the ones where u get it all out

worst..told i have to play football tonight in the pissing rain

sometimes when i know i need a big shit, i roll a spliff, get out a copy of vice and spend some quality time 'dropping the kids off at the pool'
i feel pounds lighter sometimes!

Murakami Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 5:34pm
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Best , waking up to a nice cup of coffee courtesy of the SO and then going off to buy kiddie clothes ( no paedo ) for me little nephews Christmas pressie Cool

Worst , starting work and having to work Roll Eyes

xXFaithXx Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 5:41pm

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Best: 4 sleeps to go til holday Laughing out loud
Worst: Two dead arms from holiday jabs Sad

berktheboat Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 5:50pm
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xXFaithXx wrote:

Best: 4 sleeps to go til holday Laughing out loud
Worst: Two dead arms from holiday jabs Sad

boo

nick Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 6:01pm
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Best : getting a long massage from the other half
Worst : them expecting you to return the favour

berktheboat Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 6:05pm
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nick wrote:

Best : getting a long massage from the other half
Worst : them expecting you to return the favour

yuk Laughing out loud

nick Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 6:10pm
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berktheboat wrote:
nick wrote:

Best : getting a long massage from the other half
Worst : them expecting you to return the favour

yuk Laughing out loud

is that what the last person to see you naked said ?

berktheboat Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 6:11pm
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nick wrote:
berktheboat wrote:
nick wrote:

Best : getting a long massage from the other half
Worst : them expecting you to return the favour

yuk Laughing out loud

is that what the last person to see you naked said ?

no they just rolled me in flour to find my arsehole

DW Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 6:12pm
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nick wrote:
berktheboat wrote:
nick wrote:

Best : getting a long massage from the other half
Worst : them expecting you to return the favour

yuk Laughing out loud

is that what the last person to see you naked said ?

Laughing out loud

FrIEND Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 7:29pm
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Best - im going to see Bond shortly, so that.

Worst - Ive been at work since 7.30. too too busy at the moment. but at least I get paid yo.

Sol Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 8:48pm
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Best - Getting offered a new full-time job, with much better pay and closer to home.

Worst - Means turning my back on my friends at my current place of work and possibly won't be quite as exciting at the new place.

Homer Posted: Wed, 22/11/2006 - 8:55pm
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Best - watching corrie, danny walking in on his son fucking his wife Laughing out loud

Worst - coming down with a cold Sad