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New thread, old one archived here. |
| Commander_Venus |
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oh no. just got sacked for saying the company i work for and that my job was boring in a tweet to someone i did on monday. stupid but quite harsh. i'm a contractor so didnt have a leg to stand on. Thats gay. I got sacked because we had a bomb scare and I snuck back through the police cordon and went back into the building to get my car keys. Fuck waiting for the bomb squad to come all the way from Nottingham. I was like Solid Snake crawling in between cars and shit when I heard a gaffer shout my name, I was like shit, bounce. |
| Commander_Venus |
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People seem to get more punishment from saying things over the internet these days, than if you actually lamped someone. I named that bird that Ched Evans had surprise sex with on my facebook. Next day my bird rang me in a panic because 9 people had been arrested in Sheffield for naming her online. I deleted that shit immediately. One of my birds conditions for us going out is that im not allowed to be in prison. |
| Burt |
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One of my birds conditions for us going out is that im not allowed to be in prison. Any other conditions? Is it a documented pre-prenup or just a verbal agreement? |
| matt2222 |
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I need some good luck with my Jack Wills Internship application... its a video application - check out my parody of Sexy and I Know it...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_It7OhVUhdI Please vote here on facebook: bit.ly /KBlRTf |
| MoB |
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can someone tell me why it's so desirable for cunts to work at Jack Wills? |
| Noble Locks |
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can someone tell me how that bloke found we were ripping the piss out of jack wills applicants in this thread? |
| EDW |
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I have seen more charisma in a table leg |
| R |
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can't believe i just watched that, probably most cringeworthy thing i've ever seen |
| collizhun |
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i've always thought it was jack willis. anyway better get started on my video. |
| MoB |
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i've always thought it was jack willis. anyway better get started on my video. Double dare you. |
| TheConductor |
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Surprised Candidate hasn't done one with Vice yet, you know to be super ironic. |
| trailofdavid |
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Surprised Candidate hasn't been forced to demean himself by doing one one with Vice yet, you know to be super ironic. |
| bruk |
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best: Interview went well, got a phonecall on the way home... got the job!! |
| Commander_Venus |
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One of my birds conditions for us going out is that im not allowed to be in prison. Any other conditions? Is it a documented pre-prenup or just a verbal agreement? No it's pretty much just that. Shes not prepared to be a prison wife which is fair enough. I asked what if I got in there because of a misunderstanding and she said iy doesnt matter, so there isnt even any leeway with it or anything. |
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Nice work bruk, where is the job? |
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Congrats bruk |
| bruk |
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Cheers! |
| ilikeashirt |
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Congratulations Bruk |
| bruk |
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was wondering when youd pipe up |
| ilikeashirt |
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Its a fair question. |


















