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Brad Posted: Fri, 18/11/2011 - 5:08pm
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New thread, old one archived here.


Commander_Venus Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 1:52am
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collizhun wrote:

oh no. just got sacked for saying the company i work for and that my job was boring in a tweet to someone i did on monday.

stupid but quite harsh. i'm a contractor so didnt have a leg to stand on.

Thats gay. I got sacked because we had a bomb scare and I snuck back through the police cordon and went back into the building to get my car keys. Fuck waiting for the bomb squad to come all the way from Nottingham.

I was like Solid Snake crawling in between cars and shit when I heard a gaffer shout my name, I was like shit, bounce.


Commander_Venus Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 1:56am
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rural wrote:

People seem to get more punishment from saying things over the internet these days, than if you actually lamped someone.

I named that bird that Ched Evans had surprise sex with on my facebook. Next day my bird rang me in a panic because 9 people had been arrested in Sheffield for naming her online. I deleted that shit immediately.

One of my birds conditions for us going out is that im not allowed to be in prison.


Burt Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 8:31am
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Commander_Venus wrote:

One of my birds conditions for us going out is that im not allowed to be in prison.

Laughing out loud

Any other conditions? Is it a documented pre-prenup or just a verbal agreement?


matt2222 Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 8:58am

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I need some good luck with my Jack Wills Internship application... its a video application - check out my parody of Sexy and I Know it...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_It7OhVUhdI

Please vote here on facebook: bit.ly /KBlRTf
Search Matt in the voting gallery


MoB Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 9:04am
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can someone tell me why it's so desirable for cunts to work at Jack Wills?


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 9:14am
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can someone tell me how that bloke found we were ripping the piss out of jack wills applicants in this thread?
the fuck search is shit now, if you put in jack wills it ONLY comes up with 'threads' actual threads where its been mentioned like on the old forum.
So how has he found us talking about it and joined up or is it just a coincidence?
please advise? Puzzled


EDW Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 10:08am
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I have seen more charisma in a table leg


R Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 10:29am
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can't believe i just watched that, probably most cringeworthy thing i've ever seen


collizhun Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 10:29am
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i've always thought it was jack willis. anyway better get started on my video.


MoB Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 10:31am
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collizhun wrote:

i've always thought it was jack willis. anyway better get started on my video.

Double dare you.


TheConductor Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 10:50am
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Surprised Candidate hasn't done one with Vice yet, you know to be super ironic.


trailofdavid Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 11:05am
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TheConductor wrote:

Surprised Candidate hasn't been forced to demean himself by doing one one with Vice yet, you know to be super ironic.


bruk Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 4:08pm
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best: Interview went well, got a phonecall on the way home... got the job!! Smiling
even better: Cornwall this weekend for best friends stag!
worst: going coasteering so the likelyhood of one of the 23 of us damaging themselves is high


Commander_Venus Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 4:38pm
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Burt wrote:
Commander_Venus wrote:

One of my birds conditions for us going out is that im not allowed to be in prison.

Laughing out loud

Any other conditions? Is it a documented pre-prenup or just a verbal agreement?

No it's pretty much just that. Shes not prepared to be a prison wife which is fair enough. I asked what if I got in there because of a misunderstanding and she said iy doesnt matter, so there isnt even any leeway with it or anything.


figurine Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 4:45pm

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Nice work bruk, where is the job?


yellowpages Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 4:48pm
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Congrats bruk


bruk Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 5:05pm
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Cheers!
Its at a high end mens fashion retailer in Leeds


ilikeashirt Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 5:12pm

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Congratulations Bruk
Staff discount for mates?


bruk Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 5:16pm
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was wondering when youd pipe up


ilikeashirt Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 5:34pm

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Its a fair question.
Honestly pleased for you though, as I know you have been wanting to move to Leeds for ages.