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Brad Posted: Fri, 18/11/2011 - 5:08pm
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New thread, old one archived here.


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:26pm
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Serbia wrote:
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let us know what life threatening ilness you have got mate.

also let me know what time to add you to the nan kid list when he tells you to fuck off for wasting his time you dot cottons love child hypocondriac Smiling

Aids tumour

aint heard from him since the emergency appointment at the quacks. how bad will i feel if they rushed him into hospital and hes died in the operating theatre. Oops

p.s what the fucks a flyknit workshop? Puzzled


Lyall Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:27pm
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http://news.nikestadiums.com/2012/05/30/flyknit-collective-london/


bruk Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:28pm
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best: best man for my best friends wedding last fri/sat... best weekend of my adult life
best x2 : just under a week before i move back to Leeds
worst: broke as fuck and sales are imminent


doomedyouth Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:28pm
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had a mate who kept having nose bleeds like that, 2 or so everyday. had a CVA.

good luck mate


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:29pm
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still none the wiser. Oops


doomedyouth Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:31pm
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Lyall Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:31pm
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Noble Locks wrote:

still none the wiser. Oops

Basically a week long workshop with Nike fucking about in East London. Should be good. (and will look good on a CV)

Edit: Possible whoosh,


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:35pm
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not whooshing, i aint got a clue what a workshop is and how you got to get on it and how it could help youre cv mate.
sometimes less isnt more. would love to be criag david'd cos i like to learn things.


rural Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:36pm
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Not Swooshing you could say.


rural Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:42pm
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Sorry that was crap, but my joke in last purchases was fucking class( didn't get a single Laughing out loud... Sad )


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:42pm
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orly? Smiling


rural Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:45pm
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I thought it was inspirational.


d_low Posted: Thu, 07/06/2012 - 11:34am
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Noble Locks wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Noble Locks wrote:

let us know what life threatening ilness you have got mate.

also let me know what time to add you to the nan kid list when he tells you to fuck off for wasting his time you dot cottons love child hypocondriac Smiling

Aids tumour

aint heard from him since the emergency appointment at the quacks. how bad will i feel if they rushed him into hospital and hes died in the operating theatre. Oops

p.s what the fucks a flyknit workshop? Puzzled

I survived. Appreciate everyones concern during this traumatic ordeal. Gave ma a nose spray and put me on a waiting list at the hospital to have something called cauterising. Basically they stick a rod up my nose and burn off the viens causing the bleeding Smiling


timmbo Posted: Thu, 07/06/2012 - 11:40am
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d_low wrote:

Gave ma a nose spray

nice that she came with you for support at this difficult time


carl lewis Posted: Thu, 07/06/2012 - 11:44am

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Lyall wrote:

Best: Just been selected to participate in the Nike 1948 London Flyknit workshop next week!

Ubercool


EVERS Posted: Thu, 07/06/2012 - 11:48am
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d_low wrote:
Noble Locks wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Noble Locks wrote:

let us know what life threatening ilness you have got mate.

also let me know what time to add you to the nan kid list when he tells you to fuck off for wasting his time you dot cottons love child hypocondriac Smiling

Aids tumour

aint heard from him since the emergency appointment at the quacks. how bad will i feel if they rushed him into hospital and hes died in the operating theatre. Oops

p.s what the fucks a flyknit workshop? Puzzled

I survived. Appreciate everyones concern during this traumatic ordeal. Gave ma a nose spray and put me on a waiting list at the hospital to have something called cauterising. Basically they stick a rod up my nose and burn off the viens causing the bleeding Smiling

yep - had this done many times in my teens - used to get lots of nosebleeds due to bad hayfever. they sprayed cocaine spay up your nose to numb it, then cauterised. all my troubles stopped when i started smoking - it seemed to alleviate the hayfever.


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 07/06/2012 - 11:53am
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you will never have that done at the hospital, otherwise he would of sent you there. they will stop like they would of done doctors,spray or not.

can i stick you in the nan kid list with youre blessing then , are you gonna accept it and deal with it son? Smiling

Laughing out loud @ evers not giving his standard 'eat well and join the gym and excercise regularly' advice, but saying 'start smoking' instead.


d_low Posted: Thu, 07/06/2012 - 12:25pm
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timmbo wrote:
d_low wrote:

Gave ma a nose spray

nice that she came with you for support at this difficult time

Laughing out loud

The length of time I'll be waiting on the nhs they probably will have stopped by then or death would have occurred. Which ever comes first. Anyway as EVERS proves it's a genuine life threatening condition that many people face. All dontations accepted Cry Please give kindly.


zoom Posted: Thu, 07/06/2012 - 12:32pm
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Sign him up Noble.


EVERS Posted: Thu, 07/06/2012 - 12:35pm
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nose cautaurisation is a standard hospital job. must have had it done 3/4 times as a teen. used to get hayfever so bad i looked like mick jagger. was allergic to everyting - had to have refridgerated serum flown in from ireland every week and injected in to me/time off school. i had so many holes in my arms, they started injecting into my thighs and arse. smoking saved the day Ubercool