best/worst
| Brad |
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New thread, old one archived here. |
| robii |
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Worst: Got massive time cockblocked last night, met up with a girl I'm kinda seeing at her flat (just me and her) and 20 mine after I get there her friend mark calls up saying he's bored and lonely because his girlfriends on holiday Still pissed so excuse my grammar Best: got another girls number at the pub |
| robii |
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I think this girl you're kinda seeing is kinda seeing Mark too |
| CovOne |
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| D4N |
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Certainly not he's a nan kid who works on a farm |
| robii |
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he's a nan kid hmmmmm |
| D4N |
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Leave me alone I'm going back to bed |
| Nick. |
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alone.....again |
| carl lewis |
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Certainly not he's a nan kid who works on a farm Guess you didnt see that ep of Take Me Out with farmer yute, got bare bird love. |
| BOOKSTORECORE |
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he's a nan kid hmmmmm |
| Nigel Benn |
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Similar story here D4N. Wormed my way back to this birds on friday night, got in bed with her and started kissing. As soon as my fingers were about to tickle her fanny, she said 'she couldn't' because I wasn't sincere enough. The bulge in my boxers obviously wasn't sufficient |
| Casper13 |
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That's not similar at all you actually got into bed with yours, in d4ns night there is a high possibility mark ended up in bed with her |
| D4N |
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Lew's worse off than me blueballs and humiliated |
| deuce |
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i miss being single sometimes, you get a lot of good stories to tell (not that any of those were particularly good/successful |
| Commander_Venus |
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Similar story here D4N. Wormed my way back to this birds on friday night, got in bed with her and started kissing. As soon as my fingers were about to tickle her fanny, she said 'she couldn't' because I wasn't sincere enough. The bulge in my boxers obviously wasn't sufficient And so you just stopped trying? lmao. Much to learn, you have. |
| Noble Locks |
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leave this one to me c.v. |
| haz |
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| gawkrodger |
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worst 1: driving to Hereford to fight in a BJJ comp. Just outsuide of Ledbury my car lost all power worst 2: Obviously missed out on the comp worsy 3: Got towed all the way back to Wolves by an AA man. Reckons it could be pretty seriously fucked. worst 2: Means no Mr Porter etc sales shopping |
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What car? |
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| gawkrodger |
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hyundai coupe |









. I then said to her lets go to town so we went out he said he had no money but tagged along the entire night anyway and was constantly eyeing her up











