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Brad Posted: Fri, 18/11/2011 - 5:08pm
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New thread, old one archived here.


robii Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:06am
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D4N wrote:

Worst: Got massive time cockblocked last night, met up with a girl I'm kinda seeing at her flat (just me and her) and 20 mine after I get there her friend mark calls up saying he's bored and lonely because his girlfriends on holiday Fascist! . I then said to her lets go to town so we went out he said he had no money but tagged along the entire night anyway and was constantly eyeing her up Evil went home alone in the end after drowning my sorrows.

Still pissed so excuse my grammar Jimmy Hill

Best: got another girls number at the pub Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud


robii Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:13am
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I think this girl you're kinda seeing is kinda seeing Mark too


CovOne Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:15am
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Laughing out loud My first thoughts, bet Mark didn't go home alone.


D4N Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:18am
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Certainly not he's a nan kid who works on a farm Laughing out loud


robii Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:20am
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D4N wrote:

he's a nan kid

hmmmmm


D4N Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:25am
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Leave me alone I'm going back to bed Fascist!


Nick. Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:25am

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alone.....again


carl lewis Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:26am

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D4N wrote:

Certainly not he's a nan kid who works on a farm Laughing out loud

Guess you didnt see that ep of Take Me Out with farmer yute, got bare bird love.


BOOKSTORECORE Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:32am
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robii wrote:
D4N wrote:

he's a nan kid

hmmmmm

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud


Nigel Benn Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:33am

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Similar story here D4N. Wormed my way back to this birds on friday night, got in bed with her and started kissing. As soon as my fingers were about to tickle her fanny, she said 'she couldn't' because I wasn't sincere enough. The bulge in my boxers obviously wasn't sufficient Sad Laughing out loud


Casper13 Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 11:57am
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That's not similar at all you actually got into bed with yours, in d4ns night there is a high possibility mark ended up in bed with her


D4N Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 12:11pm
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Lew's worse off than me blueballs and humiliated Sticking out tongue
That would be enough to make me Jump off the roof Laughing out loud


deuce Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 12:14pm
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i miss being single sometimes, you get a lot of good stories to tell (not that any of those were particularly good/successful Laughing out loud )


Commander_Venus Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 1:12pm
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lew909 wrote:

Similar story here D4N. Wormed my way back to this birds on friday night, got in bed with her and started kissing. As soon as my fingers were about to tickle her fanny, she said 'she couldn't' because I wasn't sincere enough. The bulge in my boxers obviously wasn't sufficient Sad Laughing out loud

And so you just stopped trying? lmao. Much to learn, you have.


Noble Locks Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 1:15pm
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leave this one to me c.v.
just copy my tutorial vid lew fam.


haz Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 1:16pm
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gawkrodger Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 1:55pm
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worst 1: driving to Hereford to fight in a BJJ comp. Just outsuide of Ledbury my car lost all power

worst 2: Obviously missed out on the comp

worsy 3: Got towed all the way back to Wolves by an AA man. Reckons it could be pretty seriously fucked.

worst 2: Means no Mr Porter etc sales shopping

Evil Evil Evil


Vazza Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 2:35pm

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What car?


rural Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 2:38pm
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gawkrodger Posted: Sun, 24/06/2012 - 2:52pm
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Laughing out loud

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