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Brad Posted: Fri, 18/11/2011 - 5:08pm
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Best Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 6:56pm
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Laughing out loud
doomedyouth Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 6:58pm
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Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
skream Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 6:59pm
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Laughing out loud
CovOne Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 7:12pm
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No fucking way, you are going to be cunted off for life.
trailofdavid Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 7:14pm
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Laughing out loud Brilliant
JustinCredible Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 8:09pm
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You might laugh but my old footy manager used to be this mascot

Now he's the mayor of Hartlepool on 60k + a year

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H'Angus
rural Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 8:09pm
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lol
Try and get yourself on MOTD Alan.
San Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 8:11pm
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Laughing out loud tackle some cunt on the opposing team
doomedyouth Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 8:13pm
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please get on the tannoy and say Nathan Drake and Roisin McCann are molesters
robii Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 8:25pm
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Laughing out loud
Jesus Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 8:25pm
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Laughing out loud
quest Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 8:49pm
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Laughing out loud DY
ballso Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 9:15pm

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Laughing out loud
Burt Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 9:27pm
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Laughing out loud MotD highlights are gonna be all about spotting Alan for every FUK'er
Birdman Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 9:38pm
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zoom wrote:

Laughing out loud

Don't think I've step'd in dogshit for atleast 10 years.

Laughing out loud Me too - I remember about 15 years ago my friend had a brang new pair of white shell toes with the navy stripes, I was well envious (we were about 14 and I had to save up if I wanted new trainers before mine wore out), anyway he stepped in a Mr Whippy consistency, mustard/beige coloured super dog shit that had actual worm things (flat worms?) wriggling around in it - it swallowed his shoe right up to the laces. Think he had to hose it down then soak it in a bucket in the garden. (Massive CSB)
gawkrodger Posted: Tue, 14/08/2012 - 11:33pm
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best: great 2 days in London. Refused were decent, checked out highgate cemetary (never went despite living in London for five years. Weather was decent and I'd forgotten how many hot girls there are all over the shop.
Almost makes me want to move back

worst: work tomorrow
smith Posted: Wed, 15/08/2012 - 12:39am

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Worst: watched some traffic cops prog from my area about some girl running a cyclist over and driving off. She got off Scott free cos said cyclist was drunk and on a dual carriageway not even with reflectors on his bike. Feel well odd about it cos she has to live the rest of her life knowing shes killed someone and that could so easily be any of us.
Worster: those fucking great big house spiders that usually appear in September are back Evil Faster than Mo Farah before I could whack it with a book, so now I'm sat here in bed till it either comes out again or my tiredness overtakes my fear of them
doomedyouth Posted: Wed, 15/08/2012 - 12:52am
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I would kill it if I was you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2186522/Womans-itchy-ear-caused-spider-living-FIVE-days.html
gottdamn Posted: Wed, 15/08/2012 - 12:59am
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smith wrote:

so now I'm sat here in bed till it either comes out again or my tiredness overtakes my fear of them

thats the worst, I had some big ass flying beetle flying around my bed at night, heard some noises near my headboard, went to turn the lights on and looked at my bed and this fucking monster was on my pillow he took off and started flying up to the light.
Thought there was no way i'd be able to hit it with it pissing about inside my lamp shade so I turned the light off and just hear it drop onto something hard, thought it must of died somehow, got back into bed and feel a tingling on my arm, thought I was imagining it until it moved onto my neck. completely lost my manlyness and flipped my shit and beat it to a fine powder.

fuck bugs, csb etc.
doomedyouth Posted: Wed, 15/08/2012 - 4:58am
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Best; London and.holiday sorted
Worst; hit a gay bloke
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