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inverse square Posted: Wed, 23/12/2009 - 12:06am
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Disguss

No * = druggie

The list:

Pikey
Cavey
Dasien
Milspex*
Ocin (For the free McDonalds trick)
Muraquami
CovOne
G Dog (for driving a Kia)
Dreep
Robii
k.r
Phikz
Bueller? (shops in Asda)
casperthedopestghost (nan is younger than Noble)
saxonheights (wants free fake trainers)
Any cunt that doesn't know to put lemon with smoked salmon

Working
Noble
EVERS*
Bresone
Burny
Jason
Billhicks
Atich
Joe151
Rural
Uncouth
Jet*
Kingmob
Essexboy11
Gaz
Shego
Ineff
MerciBeau
justincredible
Berk
MBS
Russ74
j600.com
Mr Platinum*
Collizhun
Jordan(Radiator is the size of a normal council house though)

Lower middle
TrailOfDavid
Mob
Inverse*
San
Poohat
HiFi
Guido
mr x*
Themistake*
Stoney
Eent

Middle
Crackajack
Snaye
Fares
Sleuth
Famez
Ph!l
InWonderland*
Homer*
Smith
Figurine
Freshflow
KanyeJS*
King Kong
Hello World*
Exactlythat
Protege Moi*
Spidey
schtoop
Oasisunit
crazy joe davola
Heath
6thedition
worker bees
FrIENd
Rez*
Farrel
87
Sidney
Zoom
King Kong

Upper middle
R
Markus
besty
Eliotness*
Andymakesglasses*
Superbe
Timmbo (goose fat roast spuds every time)
nickball
larry
Jimm
Candidate
theConductor
duffman (the education ministers only son)
swede (big fat beemer as a student, daddy has a yacht and a private chef)
Lyall

Upper
Fontelroy*
Henry

Royalty
Olegs (rip)*

Lovechild of Bill Gates & the Sultan of Brunei
Bapefan2010


FLG Posted: Sat, 11/02/2012 - 12:23am
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Makes sense


sj99 Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 8:39pm
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both parents university educated, dad got a doctorate at cambridge, brother went to imperial and works for one of the big4 financial companies, i graduated uni this summer, applying for jobs but no home... crashing at my bro's or friends for the time being... pikey?


carlos Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 10:03pm
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Working class roots, but degree educated (first class) and got a Masters too. Work for a global brand as Art Director. Lower middle?


Essence Posted: Sat, 25/08/2012 - 12:07am
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carlos wrote:

Working class roots, but degree educated (first class) and got a Masters too. Work for a global brand as Art Director. Lower middle?

Why would a degree put you up a class?


robii Posted: Sat, 25/08/2012 - 1:38am
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sj99 wrote:

pikey?

Very


sj99 Posted: Sat, 25/08/2012 - 10:59am
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Laughing out loud add me to the list


swede Posted: Sat, 25/08/2012 - 11:05am
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i dont have a private chef Laughing out loud


carlos Posted: Sat, 25/08/2012 - 12:59pm
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Essence wrote:
carlos wrote:

Working class roots, but degree educated (first class) and got a Masters too. Work for a global brand as Art Director. Lower middle?

Why would a degree put you up a class?

No idea, which is why I was asking. Hense the question mark.


phikz Posted: Sat, 25/08/2012 - 8:03pm
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Cry


stoney Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 7:14am
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Bump, new system drawn up, on BBC breakfast today, test on the BBC website,

Established middle for me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22000973

I think our scale is much better.


Hello World Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 7:31am
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home ownership is massive on this test, just changing renting to home ownership 250K ish moves from emergent service worker to elite


Mowgli82 Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 8:19am

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Yeah it's complete crap. Disregard for the in-built pikeyness and working class in to which you are born. Most people who have a mortgage in London will be established middle by this test.


stoney Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 8:43am
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The price of my house was the only thing keeping me down !

Off to this place for squash and fine dining tomorrow, this is elite !

http://www.royalautomobileclub.co.uk/


JohnnyAce Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 8:45am
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Funny thing is that in that group BBC calls Elite there is a far greater gap in terms of wealth between the lowest and highest member than all other classes combined.

I quite like this video:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/QPKKQnijnsM?feature=oembed?wmode=transparent&autoplay=1

Far more accurate definition IMHO.


Trent Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 12:15pm
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I'm middle class and smoke regal kingsize. Noble wouldn't be having that. Laughing out loud


MuayThaiPimp Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 12:22pm
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Laughing out loud choices are bollix! Trent are you a single mum?


rural Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 12:28pm
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MTP you got to be in Pikey class, surely?


stelfox Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 12:32pm
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racist


MuayThaiPimp Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 12:45pm
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Laughing out loud fuck off I actually live in a nice area..although the peace wall don't help!


rural Posted: Wed, 03/04/2013 - 12:56pm
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Peace wall Laughing out loud case closed y'honour