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maybe it needs a thread of its own, for them weird little moments in life,
yesterday, finished my race run at mega, jumped in a bubble lift with 2 lads to get back to my car
got back to my hotel room, packed, drove 550 miles to calais, only to have them stand behind me in the queue for duty free
also, the ferry only had 55 cars on, in another car was some woman i used to work with from Scunny (the company had 5 employees)
cool story bro
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youd be good at 'scum skittles' then. 
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robii wrote:
I hit a pheasant at about 70mph in the same spot. Was expecting a huge dent when I got out but no damage
Been back in Surrey for too long, genuinely read that as "peasant" and didn't really think anything of it.
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Heath wrote:
robii wrote:
I hit a pheasant at about 70mph in the same spot. Was expecting a huge dent when I got out but no damage
Been back in Surrey for too long, genuinely read that as "peasant" and didn't really think anything of it.
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Heath wrote:
robii wrote:
I hit a pheasant at about 70mph in the same spot. Was expecting a huge dent when I got out but no damage
Been back in Surrey for too long, genuinely read that as "peasant" and didn't really think anything of it.
Where abouts if you don't mind me asking?
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Junction 6 represent.
Town called Oxted.
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Ah...I'm way on the other side. Farnham area.
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I live near Farnham! 
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Ha. Where abouts?
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To be fair, they're in the right thread.
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Alton 
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MrPlatinum wrote:
To be fair, they're in the right thread.
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I literally live five minutes away, near Rowledge.
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I'm from Fleet. Planning on moving soon though, been in this area way too long 
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anyone else?
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 represent.
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Noble Locks wrote:
my bird thought id killed the bloke who sometimes comes out with the headfones on and takes your order at first, cos she didnt take much notice of him.
Lirl'd.
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Noble Locks wrote:
was just coming back from wagamamas with the whore, and i stopped at the notholt maccydee drive thru to bring some home for our kid.
as i pulled into the drive thru bit, this dodgy looking geezer walks from the passenger side round the front of the car, looking in at me giving it the old hand up authoritive 'wait wait' gesture and shout at me.
now i aint no fucking divvy, so as hes 'wait waiting' me, im nodding my head furiously and 'no no'ing' him.
as he got to corner of the bonnet on my side ive hit the accelerator hard and sent him flying over the bonnet and on to the floor with a dark deep thud.
i just stopped, then pulled up to the window and carried on as normal ordering my food whilst he brushed himself down and walked off into the night shaken to the core and my slut was saying 'you really are some sick evil fucked up individual aint you'.
on the bible true story by the way.
Whenever i go to target mcdonalds i always see somebody weaving in between the cars going around asking for money for cigarettes, bus fare and whatever else they seem to think of.
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Posted: Mon, 12/07/2010 - 4:07pm
