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Jesus Posted: Mon, 12/07/2010 - 4:07pm
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maybe it needs a thread of its own, for them weird little moments in life,

yesterday, finished my race run at mega, jumped in a bubble lift with 2 lads to get back to my car

got back to my hotel room, packed, drove 550 miles to calais, only to have them stand behind me in the queue for duty free

also, the ferry only had 55 cars on, in another car was some woman i used to work with from Scunny (the company had 5 employees)

cool story bro


Oasisunit Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 6:36pm
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disco John Laughing out loud


Ruben Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 8:41pm
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Previous page is brilliant Laughing out loud Laughing out loud


exactlythat Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 8:42pm
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Laughing out loud


Ineff Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 9:53pm

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D4N I think you might be an actual spastic.


D4N Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:09pm
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Was gonna write a whole paragraph but I'll only get rinsed more Laughing out loud
This proves nothing, I know


robii Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:12pm
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Let's have the friend's name now


InWonderland Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:22pm
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Ineff wrote:

D4N I think you might be an actual spastic.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud


timmbo Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:25pm
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Laughing out loud


aitch Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:32pm
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Laughing out loud Laughing out loud


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:37pm
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Laughing out loud

Dan, give it up and just say the blokes a cunt and you are a divv for falling for it, but you never will again.
Carrying on believing it is doing you even worse.


deuce Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:40pm
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Laughing out loud ineff


D4N Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:41pm
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There's more I can say Laughing out loud but yeah I'm out, no more fukers! Jimmy Hill


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:42pm
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No do tell us more, it can only help you, swear down. Smiling


Crackajack Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:53pm
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Tell more, everyone thinks your a fool anyway now so it doesnt matter. At least you will be amusing us.


ross Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 10:54pm

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Laughing out loud Moar!


Alex DeLarge Posted: Tue, 03/05/2011 - 11:02pm
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I totally believe you D4N


Pauly Posted: Sat, 11/06/2011 - 10:46pm
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A new guy at work started last Monday on the testing team. I hadn't noticed who he was until about Wednesday. The girl I sit next too emails me saying they've been chatting on the departments messenger facility all day after bumping into another and said he's offered her lifts to and from work in his sportscar everyday (even though he'd be going well out of his way), plus free tickets to festivals. She comes over all funny by this giggling like a bloody schoolgirl at the prospect. He also tells her he's the MD's son, which he blatantly isn't. She has a boyfriend who works nights. Anyway, she doesn't turn in the next day at all and nobody can reach her all day on her mobile or on all her emergency contacts. He comes in that morning telling the entire office of his failed conquest in his 'mission to nail her' and claimed he'd be asking for a fare for driving her home Laughing out loud Turns out he'd managed to get the names of five girls in the office and had been emailing all of them working his charm at the same time, and failing except for this girl. On forwarded emails I received he'd used the words 'your hair lights up my day' and stuff like 'I don't know if I could continue to work here if it wasn't for you.' So speculation was rife that he'd killed this girl, when actually in reality, she'd been admitted to hospital.


schtoop Posted: Tue, 05/07/2011 - 4:32pm
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a few weeks ago about 20 of us were out in town, my friend had a free house so we decided to go back to hers instead of staying out, got back to hers and her little bro was having a gathering, kicked them all out of the kitchen/back room/garden into the living room

a few hours later some of the 16 year old girls started filtering into our bit (i didn't mind) and a few of the boys too, this black kid wouldnt stop talking to me and really wanted to come along to this other house party which was going on down the road at this boys house i sort of know, eventually we all started heading and he tagged along, he was actually safe but i was trying to get on my mates little sister so i wasnt realy listening to him

just finished watching the biscuit apprentice which i sky+'d and at the end theres an advert for a new programme on bbc three called extraordinary me, the little fuckers only on it Laughing out loud

facebooked his name to double check and have 10 mutual friends

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/pages/extraordinaryme


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 05/07/2011 - 4:44pm
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Genocide boy had bare stories to reach, and you didnt even give him a nod. Cry
one of bills exes is on that show as well. Smiling


bill Posted: Tue, 05/07/2011 - 4:44pm
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Laughing out loud