Cool Story Bro Thread
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maybe it needs a thread of its own, for them weird little moments in life, yesterday, finished my race run at mega, jumped in a bubble lift with 2 lads to get back to my car got back to my hotel room, packed, drove 550 miles to calais, only to have them stand behind me in the queue for duty free also, the ferry only had 55 cars on, in another car was some woman i used to work with from Scunny (the company had 5 employees) cool story bro |
| Oasisunit |
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disco John |
| Ruben |
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Previous page is brilliant |
| exactlythat |
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| Ineff |
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D4N I think you might be an actual spastic. |
| D4N |
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Was gonna write a whole paragraph but I'll only get rinsed more
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| robii |
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Let's have the friend's name now |
| InWonderland |
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D4N I think you might be an actual spastic. |
| timmbo |
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| aitch |
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| Noble Locks |
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Dan, give it up and just say the blokes a cunt and you are a divv for falling for it, but you never will again. |
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| D4N |
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There's more I can say |
| Noble Locks |
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No do tell us more, it can only help you, swear down. |
| Crackajack |
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Tell more, everyone thinks your a fool anyway now so it doesnt matter. At least you will be amusing us. |
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| Alex DeLarge |
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I totally believe you D4N |
| Pauly |
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A new guy at work started last Monday on the testing team. I hadn't noticed who he was until about Wednesday. The girl I sit next too emails me saying they've been chatting on the departments messenger facility all day after bumping into another and said he's offered her lifts to and from work in his sportscar everyday (even though he'd be going well out of his way), plus free tickets to festivals. She comes over all funny by this giggling like a bloody schoolgirl at the prospect. He also tells her he's the MD's son, which he blatantly isn't. She has a boyfriend who works nights. Anyway, she doesn't turn in the next day at all and nobody can reach her all day on her mobile or on all her emergency contacts. He comes in that morning telling the entire office of his failed conquest in his 'mission to nail her' and claimed he'd be asking for a fare for driving her home |
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a few weeks ago about 20 of us were out in town, my friend had a free house so we decided to go back to hers instead of staying out, got back to hers and her little bro was having a gathering, kicked them all out of the kitchen/back room/garden into the living room a few hours later some of the 16 year old girls started filtering into our bit (i didn't mind) and a few of the boys too, this black kid wouldnt stop talking to me and really wanted to come along to this other house party which was going on down the road at this boys house i sort of know, eventually we all started heading and he tagged along, he was actually safe but i was trying to get on my mates little sister so i wasnt realy listening to him just finished watching the biscuit apprentice which i sky+'d and at the end theres an advert for a new programme on bbc three called extraordinary me, the little fuckers only on it facebooked his name to double check and have 10 mutual friends http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/pages/extraordinaryme |
| Noble Locks |
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Genocide boy had bare stories to reach, and you didnt even give him a nod. |
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