Cool Story Bro Thread
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maybe it needs a thread of its own, for them weird little moments in life, yesterday, finished my race run at mega, jumped in a bubble lift with 2 lads to get back to my car got back to my hotel room, packed, drove 550 miles to calais, only to have them stand behind me in the queue for duty free also, the ferry only had 55 cars on, in another car was some woman i used to work with from Scunny (the company had 5 employees) cool story bro |
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| andymakesglasses |
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Two of the albino lads below used to get on our bus when I was at Coventry Uni. Cool story bro.
Family of albino Muslims terrorised after one of them marries a Christian man |
| Pauly |
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Did you photoshop the guys face on the woman andy? Looks clean, nice work. |
| CovOne |
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| robii |
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There's an Afro Caribbean albino girl in Loughborough |
| Hello World |
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Won the euro millions twice in a row now (£2.80 and £15.60) on for the big one tonight I can feel it! Nothing better than that email the morning after. |
| Serbia |
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Same numbers every week or do you mix it up? |
| Hello World |
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Just pure lucky dip everyt ime it gets around or over 100 mill. £10 each draw. £15.60 was two normal numbers and both the stars, that is two numbers from the big deal. |
| Serbia |
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My mate who is a stats man in a lot of different online lottery syndicates, all sorts of random countries but he will not play uk lottery. |
| stoney |
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This just came through from my Dad, my old footy boys were trading some stories : I could have given him my own Clough anecdote : - Way back c. 1980, our team were playing AC Hunters, mid winter, on a freezing cold Alvaston Park. The missus, loyal as ever, was watching from the touchline with a toddling Mat Stone in his baby buggy. AC Hunters were managed by a c. 16 yr old Nigel Clough (his dad thought it would stand him in good stead), who would also usually play in goal. Brian Clough seldom missed a match and when he turned up & saw Julie shivering on the touchline, came over and admonished her for "making a poor bairn sit there catching his death". he went and fetched his Merc, put Julie and Mat in the car and drove behind Nigel's goal so they could watch the match with the heater on. I watched all this in bemusement from the bone hard pitch - happy days. I believe Bill also has a good BC story involving the great man urinating into Bill's hedge! CSB. |
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that is a cool story. this is more for the embarrassing moments thread but met my mate on wednesday and he told me when he first stayed round his girlfriends parents house he had a wet dream for the first time ever, he was 24. This is the same bloke who used to feel up a down syndrome girl at the back of his garden when he was 10. He also said he used to wank over the school photo and finish while looking at the fittest girl. |
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My mate who is a stats man in a lot of different online lottery syndicates, all sorts of random countries but he will not play uk lottery. Here's one for your stat man: If you play the UK lottery on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday you have more chance of dying before the draw than you do of winning the jackpot. |
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Mate who I mentioned before who got sent down is inside with Mohammad Amir (the cricket cheat). His brother went to see him today and found out that everyone waits for Amir to play pool and as he's about to take his shot they all shout "NO BALL". |
| mr.white |
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I bet there's a few in prison that have a right laugh. |
| stoney |
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Just done a homebuyers survey of a Flat, turns out its a former residence of Gordon Brown, http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32296513.html CSB. |
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Sick and dope flat. |
| stoney |
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Looks abit shit from the main outside pc, but was pretty cool, he had the roof terrace fitted himself, only cost 6grand, great views out to the city. |
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friend of a firend was looking after a dog while the owners were on holiday, the dog died while they were away. So she called them and said sorry to tell you etc etc, what do you want me to do? Asked her to take it to the vet (cremation?). She couldnt find anything suitable to carry the dog to the vets in so she put it in a suitcase csb. |
| Lyall |
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| Noble Locks |
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wasnt that a baby penquin not a dog? |
























