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Just to clear something up here - there will be NO SEX offered on this date. you are bidding for exactly what i have described in the red writing. If we hit it off then maybe there will be a second date (that you won't necessarily have to pay for!)
Oh and fyi - i won't be wearing the fetish hotpants on the date!
Current bid: £7,100.00
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/A-date-with-a-gorgeous-%20%20brunette_W0QQitemZ110054538312QQihZ001QQcategor%3Cbr%20/%3EyZ3
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Think i may put myself up for a date aswell. starting bids at 10p
-serious.
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nobody would pay for that!!! didnt some guy only pay 2k for a date with sienna miller, that was for charity.
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there was once a guy on there selling his ex girlfriends worn underwear and he was selling them for about a £100 a go. i may raid the washing basket when the missus is out.lol
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madness.. can see lots of girls doing this
slag!
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also she is hardly gorgeous.
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FUNKY.IN.HULL wrote:
nobody would pay for that!!! didnt some guy only pay 2k for a date with sienna miller, that was for charity.
if it was on ebay it would be tens of thousands of pounds I reckon.
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these things are such bollocks....i always contact the high bidders (who are all weirdo fucking c'unts who aint got a bean) and say "you my friend are one of the nicest people i have ever seen, you are the epitomy of the way decent people on this earth make it such a nice place and are showing it by paying all this for a charity....i am going to write to the nations press and get them to show respect for your genourosity etc etc etc"
they always fucking shit it and retract their bid or come out with some story that they did want to do it but pressed the wrong amount.
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? you done this before then
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nope, but there was a really good cause one last year for chris evans table at the brits that i was bidding on, and loads of freaks pushed it up to 40k, so i wrote to them all commending them on their charitble work, and that the papers will love to do a centre page spread on them once they have paid up in full.
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i think any fucker who would pay for a date is deffinately a weirdo!!! these are 40 year old men who lives with there mums and spend their time wanking over girls on the internet and pretending they have a girlfriend.
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FUNKY.IN.HULL wrote:
i think any fucker who would pay for a date is deffinately a weirdo!!! these are 40 year old men who lives with there mums and spend their time wanking over girls on the internet and pretending they have a girlfriend.
leave me out if this...i aint bidding. 
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dont know why they dont just pay x amount to fuck someone like theresa may or summat and donate some money if they wanna do summat for charity.
edit, i know theresa may's past it now but in her heyday, i just mean a decent famousish page 3 type.
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Bizarre, doubt they're real bidders. Why pay £7k when she's not even that nice and you might not get a shag.
£1k and you can smash the granny out of this for 12 hours.
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india wrote:
dont know why they dont just pay x amount to fuck someone like theresa may or summat and donate some money if they wanna do summat for charity.
ill try and explain this in as simple terms as i possibly can yeah'
NO C'UNT IS PAYING 7 GRAND, THEY ARE PROPER PROPER PROPER WEIRDO FREAKY MESSERS WHO JUST CLICK NUMBERS AND BID TO AID THEIR WANKS.
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i love your putdown type things but do you get angry sat at computer or are you calm?
and i didnt realise how many dicks were bidding the high bids. i thought some mightve been real.
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Im always calm, i just try and educate naive people to the harsh realitys of the big bad world on a daily basis. 
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Noble Locks. wrote:
nope, but there was a really good cause one last year for chris evans table at the brits that i was bidding on, and loads of freaks pushed it up to 40k, so i wrote to them all commending them on their charitble work, and that the papers will love to do a centre page spread on them once they have paid up in full.
noble man you make me laugh, such a wind up merchant.
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On the basis that he's 2nd highest bidder
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jamie_p wrote:
On the basis that he's 2nd highest bidder
that would be even so so so funnier if i hadnt made the same joke about myself in the thread earlier.
:lol:
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I must remember to read threads fully x 100
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Posted: Fri, 17/11/2006 - 5:12pm
