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Jack Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 12:19am
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Some cunt's parked over my driveway, second time in a month or so.

It's not the next door neighbors, and there's too many houses in my close to knock on every door.

Suitable revenge suggestions please
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Jack Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 12:39am
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Come on you lot, a cross note on the windscreen just will not cut it
andymakesglasses Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 12:42am
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Put the note on the side window?
PHiL Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 12:44am
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robii Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 12:45am
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Turn the blades of their wipers the other way round so when they come to flicking them on they etch a nice circle across the windscreen (possibly)
Xerxes Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 12:45am

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here are your options...depending on your level of anger.

no particular order;

1. place nails infront and behind all 4 wheels.
2. call the police as it's illegal to park infront of a low kerb.
3. get another car and box him in.
4. smash his windows and take a shit on his dashboard.
5. cry
6. let down his tires.
7. jack the car up...it'll take him a while to figure out why it's not moving
8. get a gypsy to steal the car.
9. hire a car the same as his, then get some plates made up the same as his and go speading.
10. let your anger build up.
Xerxes Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 12:49am

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Oh, just remembered,

11. put a bunch of plastic straws in the exhast...try and get them pretty far in...not too sure why but some pretty wild and colour sparks come flying out a few minutes into driving....great fun.
Jack Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 12:50am
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Tacs in front and behind his front wheels'll do

I'll see if I can set the security cameras to record so I can see what happens when they leave
down_in_albion Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 1:13am

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Sugar in the petrol tank
candidate Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 1:18am
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do a shit and put it under the door handle.
PDE Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 1:27am
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Prescription (because you are evidently not keeping to the other one): refrain from reading the 'evil deeds', 'embarrassing moments' and any similar threads until normal service is resumed?

RELAX
Jesus Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 3:01am
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Banana in the exhaust
El Bongo Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 12:48pm

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Just tried searching but cannot find this thread on pistonheads posted a while back had some great stuff in.

Personaly I would let down 2 tires, dont be a pussy and just do one he could still drive off with ease.
Smear vaseline on all windows + mirrors.
And please please get some pictures posted up Laughing out loud
Jack Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 12:58pm
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They were gone by the time I went back out there, let alone this morning.

Vaseline's an idea, I'll remember that for next time
Noble Locks Posted: Sat, 13/12/2008 - 1:10pm
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do fuck all but keep an eye out for them and have a word or leave a stern but polite note...yeah they are cunts, but doing tyres or touching they car is even more cuntish. if you that mad, go out and have a straightner on the grass with the prick.
i would knock on the door and cut you to ribbons if you touched my motor even if i was in the wrong by parking incorrectly.
its a slight annoyance, but no cunts dead or been raped.

p.s pde i love you.