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jet Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 2:59pm

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inspired by the pissing on a girl's leg story.

i expect many fukers have done many evil, and hilarious, deeds. do tell.

none of my evil doings have any comedy value, but to get the ball rolling, the most evil thing i've done in the last few years is give my own aunt two black eyes. it was self defense.


YB Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:03pm
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Jawdropping!


collizhun Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:06pm
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this really quiet indian girl at school she never spoke never did anything wrong to anyone, didn't have no mates but she was the nicest girl ever, always let you borrow stuff if you needed anything. she had long hair in a plat right down her back. i used to pull it well hard yanking her head back and shout "ding dong! ding dong!" to impress my mates, she'd cry then i'd be nice to her next time i seen her when my mates werent there.. and kid who had learning difficulties at school i used to say "you been hairdressers recently tordoff?" he say no and then id wrap his coat round his head and shake his head until his hair was all messed up.


unCouth Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:08pm

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I didn't do it on purpose Oops


Jack Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:09pm
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collizhun wrote:

kid who had learning difficulties at school i used to say "you been hairdressers recently tordoff?" he say no and then id wrap his coat round his head and shake his head until his hair was all messed up.

That 'friend' who fondled the downs was you, wasn't it?


FrIEND Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:10pm
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collizhun wrote:

and kid who had learning difficulties at school i used to say "you been hairdressers recently tordoff?" he say no and then id wrap his coat round his head and shake his head until his hair was all messed up.

Laughing out loud


Jimmy326 Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:11pm
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so basically u waz a bully Collizhun Laughing out loud


collizhun Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:13pm
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i werent, i was nice to tordoff aswell but i just wanted to impress my mates. i feel ashamed now Sad


MrPlatinum Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:16pm
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I covered my baby sister in talcum powder whilst she was in her cot - she had to be taken to hospital to avoid suffocation. I remember it vividly to this day - although I was only about 3 and trying to help, honest! Oops


Murakami Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:21pm
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Give my ring piece a good ole scrubbing with sister in laws toothbrush is about as nasty as I get and it
was for reasons mentioned numerous times on ere


schtoop Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:23pm
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after a night out the other week ended back up at a girls house really fucked who im friends with and went to the bathroom for a piss, tried to lift the toilet seat up but i couldnt as the angle it was set at when it was up meant it would just fall back down, so i just left it down and ended up pissing all over it by accident looked for toilet paper but it was all out and i couldnt just leave loads of piss on the seat as the girl would blatently know it was me since it was just me n her in the house, looked about and the only thing i could find which would soak it up were some books on the window, did a really bad job at mopping the piss up with these really old books and put them back on the window... still feel abit bad


Jack Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:28pm
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At my girlfriend's Dad's birthday party earlier this year, I drank way way too much, was lovely to everyone else at the party, had a right laugh with them, then when trying to get into her bed to spend the night, called my girlfriend a fucking cunt because she wouldn't let me in the bed.

I wasn't trying to get into the bed, I was trying to get into a zipped up sleeping bag and shouting at her because I couldn't get in Oops

Then the next morning I told her off for making me sleep on the floor, even though I'd passed out in her bed shortly after giving up on the sleeping bag Oops Oops


Commander_Venus Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:29pm
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Used to drive around throwing eggs and flour at people.


Jack Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:32pm
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I once, when heavily drunk, pissed in a crematorium Oops


jsnldn Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:37pm

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in secondary school, there was this vegan kid who was part of my social circle anyway i thought he was a dick so i put a pea in his milkshake and then told him it was meat, he started freaking out and everyone was laughing at him. anyway afterwards i told him it was just a pea...

another time there was this really fat girl who i didnt like; me and my mates were waiting out the grassy front of the school where all our group hung out and she and her mates was trying to climb up this wet muddy hill bit. anyway she fell over and got mud all down her shirt and me and my mates started laughing at her. then i started going around shouting "fat maria's falling down the hill" till there was this huge crowd laughing and watching this girl fall repeatedly as she tried to conquer this small slope.

she was a stupid rudegirl but thinking back that was cruel Puzzled


joe151 Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:39pm
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at school my friends and i used to chew up bits food then spit them out at the group of misfits in our year


collizhun Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:41pm
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school are the best ones, remember there was a fat girl with a mullet, again nice as pie, me being a cunt used to shout jerry springer at her and follow her around at lunch taking the piss. i got done for that one though so were equal.

another kid when i was about 9 i remember stealing his dr pepper and i thought i was well hard sayin i was gona fight him,then the bell went for the end of lunch and i said 'you've been saved by the bell' and walked off. embarrassing.


Commander_Venus Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:43pm
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Theres some tossers in this thread.


Jack Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:44pm
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Laughing out loud Yeah you were just a little bully boy collizhun


Best Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:48pm
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while at uni a girl came upto me in a club and she was saying 'oh my good is that you?' i was pissed up but i played along, after an hour or so of chatting utter utter shit to her and plying her with drinks it became apparent that she thought i was no other than david sneddon, the guy who beat lemar in fame academy years ago, a couple of hours passed and a few bullshit anecdotes later about fame, my record deal, and the time i met jordan we are in a taxi and im getting a hand job. We pull up outside her house but her parents are still up, she was 18 (no phil), she's chatting shit about always fancying me and Gareth gates and how she always voted for me. She was desperate 'too fuck a celeb' but as her parents we still up we went down to the bottom of her garden and got onto her dads shed, i grab a blanket and laid it down on the floor at which point she said 'nah thats alright i'll just bend over, david' so there i am pissed, freezing cold, in the middle of nowhere, with a girl who thinks im david sneddon fucking her from behind in her dads shed. I put in a pretty poor performance and came on a rake or something, and its very awkward, i pull my jeans up and at which point she says 'want to meet me mum?' The evening had been eventful but i really didn't fancy meeting the parents, made some bullshit excuse about having to be up early to go to london, she called a cab, i posed for a photo on her phone which she made her background and i left sharpish. that was three years ago, but it still makes me laugh today - i don't look anything like david sneddon


collizhun Posted: Thu, 11/12/2008 - 3:52pm
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nah i werent, these were few incidents over my whole school life. i got bullied stink by one lad had to move schools and everything. i never actually had a single fight or nething at school either. until i was about 12 i used to cry when the teachers told me off.