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Mate Posted: Tue, 17/02/2009 - 1:08am

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official thread.


Noble Locks Posted: Mon, 06/08/2012 - 10:15pm
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its worse on twitter. rip poppy has been trending all day. footballers etc have been posting saying #gonetosoon.
what the fucking fuck you spastic cunt, it wasnt even alive, hows it gone to soon??

oh and that noble fuckbook account is ledge, best thing i ever done did. two repeats in a week. back of the net Cool (no mob)


Prot0 Posted: Mon, 06/08/2012 - 10:17pm
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Noble Locks wrote:

its worse on twitter. rip poppy has been trending all day. footballers etc have been posting saying #gonetosoon.
what the fucking fuck you spastic cunt, it wasnt even alive, hows it gone to soon??

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud


aitch Posted: Mon, 06/08/2012 - 10:20pm
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suck your mum wrote:

This disgrace just popped up on my FB feed. So much wrong with it I just don't know where to start...

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j96/tatcho/313923_10151067126129020_31897376_n1.jpg

Someone craig david me here?


stelfox Posted: Tue, 07/08/2012 - 10:02am
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got about a million 'my hearts with gary barlow and his wife' on my Facebook. Call me heartless, it's sad new but......

...but beyond the fact it's sad that anyone has a stillbirth, it being someone famous doesn't make me give any more of a fuck, and I guarantee gary barlow doesn't give a fuck about any of you spastics?


rural Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 1:30am
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If you don't have Facebook then you're a billy no mates who wants to shoot people in the face, oh and you won't be employable either. Oops that's me fucked then

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184658/Is-joining-Facebook-sign-youre-psychopath-Some-employers-psychologists-say-suspicious.html?ICO=most_read_module


nothingelseworked Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 6:26am
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Haven't checked out the article yet, but I bet it's all because of that cinema killer. FBI couldn't go on his profile to confirm his interests and activities were 'Emulating Bane' and 'Murdering'.


saxonheights Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:57am

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Everything about this irritates me:

"Well 3 years ago tday heaven reached down and tuk 1 of life's greatest, I always ask myself why they tuk u bro, but I always said u were born an angel, u always did luk afta us all, now u jus do it from up there, our guardian angel, cnt believe 3 years since I saw u but wil always remember our last brotherly hug, love and miss u more than life itself Darren ♥ xxxx
If u love ur family make sure they know it and dnt ever b afraid 2 tell them ♥"


suck your mum Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:02am
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Only one possible response to that saxon. DO IT.


shralp-lad Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:21pm
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Laughing out loud


doomedyouth Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 10:23am
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one cunt too far

July 26 via mobile
My poor little man is very ill today, already gone through 4 nappies full of diahrea and he's only been up 90 minutes

June 5
so pround of my little guy, hes just fed himself chicken dippers, salad, sweetcorn and mash on his own with a spoon and no help Laughing out loud

August 2 via mobile
WOW actually can't believe how big chris is getting, just ordered his big boys bed that he picked himself. No more nights in peace, here come the nights where he gets into our bed and wakes us up lol.

about an hour ago via mobile
Well night 1 of chris being in a proper bed instead of cot and not bad if I do say so, he slept from half 9 till 7 and didn't get out of bed once and didn't even wake up once. When he woke up he stayed in his bed waiting till I woke up and said he could he get out and come over. What a good boy.


robii Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 10:55am
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I can sort of understand why they do it cos these people are isolated. My mental mate is like that with his kid. Rarely gets out of the house and his life is centred round his daughter so facebook is his connection with the world


yellowpages Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 11:16am
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Surely that's a sign that you should get out a bit more though, you can go out with the kid and meet with people etc. Seeing people go so all out with the family patter on Facebook just makes them look crazy. A friend of mine had a kid who had a heart complication at birth and now that's all she ever bloody posts about, support groups, campaigns etc.


gottdamn Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 11:21am
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doomedyouth wrote:

June 5
so pround of my little guy, hes just fed himself chicken dippers, salad, sweetcorn and mash on his own with a spoon and no help

tragic Laughing out loud


Jee Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 11:54am
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doomedyouth wrote:

June 5
so pround of my little guy, hes just fed himself chicken dippers, salad, sweetcorn and mash on his own with a spoon and no help Laughing out loud

I could murder some chicken dippers right now.


robii Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 10:40pm
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yellowpages wrote:

Surely that's a sign that you should get out a bit more though, you can go out with the kid and meet with people etc. Seeing people go so all out with the family patter on Facebook just makes them look crazy. A friend of mine had a kid who had a heart complication at birth and now that's all she ever bloody posts about, support groups, campaigns etc.

These people isolate themselves. My mate comes out with crap like "I can't do things whenever I like, like you lot can, because I've got my daughter to think about. You wouldn't understand". So then people think "you and your fucking spastic kid can fuck off" and then you stop asking them to do stuff, and then those people retreat into facebook


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 11:11pm
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split up with my steady last week, mutual decision. csb.
anyway, moral of the story is, i look at her fuckbook to see the cunts being cunts, as you all know as ive said before and posted some gems.
shes never posted one thing on there ever ever. never even looks at it. i tell her when the spastics are having meltdowns etc and then she might look, but other than that never touches it.
im sitting here last night about 9pm, and im bored so i think lets see what the cunts are saying, and shes had a proper fucking 'pissed up' spazz out on there. telling everyone they are all sad no life mugs and nobody gives a fuck what they are having for tea or when they have been to the gym, then commenting on peoples photos and shit and being so brutal its untrue. one bird who she dont like who posts loads of pics she put 'you look like a cunt, but thats cos you are a cunt'. Oops
also some bird she knows posts pictures of her young daughters up all day every day. my fucking god did she let her have it. i was literally shaking with cringe and other emotions.
had to steam round there and calm her down and stop her, but she will do it again im certain.


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 11:15pm
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To all my friends (including me) who are going through some issues right now--Let's start an intention avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "FB Family," wherever you might be, to kindly copy, paste, and share this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems; health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!! I did it for a friend and you can too. Share some faith, love, and spiritual healing for all in need

that got
'oh fuck off you stupid prick, just thrown up everywhere over how much of a twat you really are.'


Goldie Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 11:16pm
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Would love to see screenshots Laughing out loud


doomedyouth Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 11:21pm
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Noble she sounds like the perfect match for me


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 09/08/2012 - 11:22pm
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have her son. shes expensive and fucking hard work though.
ended up 'would smashing' it all night though, so it wasnt all bad. Smiling