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The Fistycuffs Thread

Best Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 8:48am
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Skinny jeans stopping your high kicks?

Someone scuffed you cuban heels?

Mother washed your jeans?

Don your dior arm warmers as it time for a fight.

please let us know wether you have never hit anyone in anger or been hit, and also the other way around, are you tyson in a cravat and fingerless gloves, then pray tell us.

playground and bessie mate rucks do not count!!

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6thEdition
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aitch
candidate
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Gawkrodger
ChrisAlright
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JrdnNcks
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Homer
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Nick2
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flg (due to abstinence)
misled youth (as above)
nick
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themistake (done a copper, the baddest badder man on fuk)
Best (runs oxbridge and eton)
BOOKSTORECORE (runs merseyside)
eent (runs leeds)
berk/ched (smokes tabs and bests up celebs for fun every saturday)
famez (runs weybridge)
s.y.m (will grapple you to death with one foul swoop)
flipmode (lost all his teeth defeding his honour)
jet (would drop you in a millisecond with one flick of the nut)
MrPlatinum (runs st pauls bristol)
MB (runs soho)
MoB (never approach a fat bird on the dancefloor in or around tower hamlets east london if you value your life)
MrBigStuff (would glass you in the eye sooner than look at ya)
robii (runs the elbow rooms)
stay gold (runs east london)
gaz (uses irn bru like acid)
sydney (runs coventry and disarms crazed knifemen whilst unarmed himself)
Paulo G (keeps the streets of barca clean in his one man vigilante role)
rural (runs ealing and hanwell)
aaa (runs oxford)
uncouth (runs the frontline firm)
commander venus (your names not down your not coming in! fuck that shit, he'll lay you out you beefcake no-mark)
jeg (be very careful where you park in tescos)
jack (weapons master general)
danridesbikes (would kick the shit out of you, and get an extra buzz out of doing so)
ocin (always watch your back in maccydees and never touch a dropped bag of food)
kanejs (stewards still out tho)
greybot (runs sawbridgeworth)
san (runs the midlands)
the image (sparks someone out cold every weekend)
essexboy (gets well punchy after a sniff of the barmaids apron)
shego (guardian angel of pands favourite transport, the bendy bus)
david 4 (chav basher)
Farrell (sent a man home on a Hungarian taxi)


Ulster_Blue Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 8:50am

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What a great title lol


Commander_Venus Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 8:52am
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Skinny jeans actually do give you a big disadvantage.


eent Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 9:24am
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As do fitted shirts.


candidate Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 9:38am
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i will bet everyone on here a billion trillion pounds that im the one that would be worst in a fight. fact.


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:15am

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with that atitude that will 99% ensure you will die of old age untouched mate....takes a man to say shit like that.


Ulster_Blue Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:18am

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Who would be best in a fight tho?
Ineff for his guns?

CV for his gung ho not caring attitude? (most dangerous people are those with nothign to lose)

Noble for being a Projects drug dealer?

Who are your nominations?


Jordan Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:20am
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Best wrote:

Skinny jeans stopping you high kicks?

Someone scuffed you cuban heels?

Mother washed your jeans?

Don your dior arm warmers as it time for a fight.

Laughing out loud

Been hit a few times, mainly for no reason or just walking along.
Skateboarding on council estates = BAD TIMES


candidate Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:22am
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Noble Locks wrote:

with that atitude that will 99% ensure you will die of old age untouched mate....takes a man to say shit like that.

i literally can do nothing in a fight. i weigh barely over 8 stone and have no guns. last time i got a beating was from 2 rudeboys who just floored me and broke a few ribs.
im not scared at all but the only thing i am scared of is how could i protect someone else like a girlf?


candidate Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:26am
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JrdnNcks wrote:

Skateboarding on council estates = BAD TIMES

had two kids pull a knife on me and someone else for this. we were doing some sick 7 set outside a towerblock and the next thing we know is kids are coming out of their houses and running down to get us.


nick2 Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:29am
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candidate wrote:
Noble Locks wrote:

with that atitude that will 99% ensure you will die of old age untouched mate....takes a man to say shit like that.

i literally can do nothing in a fight. i weigh barely over 8 stone and have no guns. last time i got a beating was from 2 rudeboys who just floored me and broke a few ribs.
im not scared at all but the only thing i am scared of is how could i protect someone else like a girlf?

get a girlfriend who does thai boxing or something.


themistake Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:29am
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ive (me and mates) have got into our fair share of "scraps" over the years, and we dont even go out looking for trouble at all. i dont know how people on here can say they have never even been in a fight.
last thing to happen was last september was when i got jumped by 5 blokes. not a fight as i was jumped but still got the chipped teeth and scars on my hands. but i would say im kinda glad i got a beating, i wouldnt like to go through life without one. its character building as my granddad would have said.


MrPlatinum Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:32am
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Do we mean fights on school playgrounds, pissed up fights, randomly on the street or on a sports field?


BOOKSTORECORE Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:33am
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This thread reminds me, about a month ago I was walking home through Toxteth after a few at dinner time and these two kids, must have been literally about 10, not exaggerating, started walking next to me. Next thing, one of them literally jumped up and punched me in the lip, telling his mate to get involved. I hammer punched him and he fell down, his mate running off. When I got home, my housemate got in about half an hour later and said there was a car of guys with bats driving around looking for the 'guy that beat up their brother'. I love Liverpool.


themistake Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:33am
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oh and to add to bests "fashion in fighting" bit.
got into a "proper" fight with locals in Riga, few years back.
had this brand new on RL polo in azure (this seasons colour actually)
got ripped to shit. was gutted.


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:38am

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MrPlatinum wrote:

Do we mean fights on school playgrounds, pissed up fights, randomly on the street or on a sports field?

every fucking tang, just name it if its happened.


aitch Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:38am
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Never hit anyone or been hit, and I count myself lucky for that. Grew up on a council estate and managed to avoid getting picked out quite well. Also avoided scraps in the dodgy areas of where I've lived in my 20s.


MB Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:41am
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when we were kids it was like The Warriors going into the west end to Mash for a new bomber jacket, Unity for a record bag or Proibito for a pair of lairy jeans and then having to fight your way back through all groups of people trying to get there hands on your gear. The rudeboys trying to jack you, pikeys 'lend us a pound bruv' etc.

i don't think i know any bloke who's never been in a fight on one end or another


jet Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:43am

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i've been in a couple of fights and maybe a few more scuffles, but certainly nothing major.

i've been hit but never beaten up, worst was a sucker punch right in the jaw when i was a teen - lad that did it is a fucking meathead so it's a miracle i didn't die on impact.

last time i was in a sort of scuffle, i was backed into a corner by some pissed arsehole in a club. had me pretty much pinned to the wall and i was losing the battle but fortunately saved by a passing ex with a flying pint.


MB Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:46am
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also i was getting hold of a bird in a club when i was about 18 next thing you know i was on the deck with my nose spread across my face and the bird laying next to me. She didn't tell me she had a fella and he done the pair of us with a champagne bottle Laughing out loud


nick2 Posted: Tue, 21/04/2009 - 10:48am
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aitch wrote:

Grew up on a council estate

So did I, but it wasn't rough, far from it actually (no stereotype).