FUK E-Friends

Something I read in another thread, showed me how one single post can change how people view/remember you as a poster. Then I started to think who I could remember from FUK (I was in a lecture) and what I remembered about them (away from their fashion interests), or how I viewed them as a person

So I wrote a list (dun take offence)

MoB - Supports Arsenal/went to Thailand/got me my job
Noble - Gives out freebies/talks straight/wears hospital sandals
Jack - has tatoos/lost weight/does as he is told
Andymakesglassses - Photoshop/is ginger/is Scottish
R - Kanye West love/big sunglasses
Relf - Beth ditto/is a girl
Hello World - went mental/has knowledge/nice living room
Snaye - lives in the sun
Jason789 - Always gives hook ups/Always looks at the ground for pictures
Rirawin - Takes alot of pictures/was in hospital
Homer - cant speak slang
Best - real name is Ashley
suck your mum - is big/"grapples"
Sarny - gets alot of abuse
Paulo G - lives in Spain/lives in a lift
Michael - has hat hair/posted a funny picture
Markus - has different taste to most/posted his cock (may be wrong)
Ineff - wants to be a rapper/is skinny
J600 - sells 1p ebooks
Eent - looks like a horse/works in the co-op/failed Uni (could be wrong?)
Berk - is banned
SOS - does my coursework/once said he was buying glasses
Brad - is the boss
dan-tours-velos - was banned/works in a hospital/is angry
stonefish - is tall/had a massive chinese
DW - Superstar-store

Thats everyone I can remember, if I was ever asked about fuk and who posts here What a shit description

please add yours....

matt has / had a girlfriend who is short with massive tits??

Matt - Lowballs

yeah id say i know at least one thing about every golden jimmy.
AAA - supports charlton, bought his dad a 50" widescreen tv for xmas, now considering applying for hardship at uni.

Hello World - went mental/has knowledge/nice living room

eent - gave me free drinks/gets grief for looking like a horse/had long hair

ben o - is skinny/gets cramps a lot

Andydesignsglasses - likes women who don't understand what he is saying / wardrobe by Millets

I always remember a lot about what cars people have.

MoB - none
Noble - has had bentley arnage, bmw 745d, vanquish S, curently has a gallardo & maybe a Q7
Jack - mum has c3, he has ford ka
Andymakesglassses - none
R - mercedes c180
Relf - none
Hello World - megane diesel Crashed his golt gti
Snaye - not sure
Jason789 - none
Rirawin - none
Homer - had clio, mum has got jeep cherokee
Best - im thinking non, dad has or had a 911 which may or may not ave been stolen. Might have a new M3
suck your mum - none
Sarny - not sure
Paulo G - none
Michael - none
Markus - not sure
Ineff - 3 series coupe
J600 - had audi TT currently has mini cooper s works
Eent - none
Nokia Boy - had bmw 328ci, now has 57 plate fiesta
San - I think he has a CLS

dagispojken - Cooks better than Marco Pierre White/Eats like a king

has he? good on him if so. still early 20s isnt he?

Thought it was Doo888 who had the Maserati iirc.
T Dot, didnt change to that model just upgraded my old one
Haydn has a 1 series?

Guido - makes my hairline look like Jude Law's