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Grumpy Young Men

media__whore Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:28pm

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This thread is dedicated to the little things in life that piss you off and you want to have a moan about, actually, maybe it's just me, but hey ho.

As I have already mentioned this week:

Girls that pay for a single white wine at a bar with their card...why? go around the corner and get some cash you lazy fucking cnut, you're not the fucking queen.

also

Why do girls insist on putting their makeup on on the tube? And why do they give me a dirty look when I can't helping looking at them, it's not becuase I fancy them, it's becuase I am wondering why they didnt get up a few minutes earlier and do it in the privacy of their own sodding bathroom. how would they feel if I got my toe clippers out and started lobbing nails off in front of them?

Volume on TV adverts. why do they put them louder? I work in TV and still no one can answer this question for me.

right now, that's enough...


nick Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:30pm
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That little twat on the Frosties advert, I'd love to stick an axe in his cheery little head.

Also, people with BO, in this weather, on the tram, stinking the place out.


Rirawin Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:33pm

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Eh why did my post get deleted?

The TV ad thing, isn't that to attract your attention as you walk away to make a cupper... as that's what most people do when the Ad breaks are on.

Scrawny or fat guys walking around with their tshirts off.


Opium Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:34pm

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Most people down Oxford Street. I hate them.


purple Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:34pm
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Spoilt little chaffs. Little fukers have it all now, do fuk all and have enough to owe a moped.

Hate familys that have over 10 kids and the parents do fuk all.

Evil


MB Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:36pm
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c*nts who dont indicate, cut you up then take offence at you calling them a c*nt.

bods who slow down to look at an accident on the other side of the road going the other way slowing everyone down.

people reading newspapers whilst driving.

i swear i get road rage everyday Evil


Luke Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:36pm

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fat people


purple Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:38pm
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mase wrote:

c*nts who dont indicate, cut you up then take offence at you calling them a c*nt.

bods who slow down to look at an accident on the other side of the road going the other way slowing everyone down.

people reading newspapers whilst driving.

i swear i get road rage everyday Evil

Same - shit drivers put us good drivers in danger.


harrygoodfella Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:42pm
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Working for a company for 10 years, and constantly getting stiffed over, when it comes to the readies.

The American Media

People who talk like they were raised in Kingston, Jamaica. Blud!!!!

Cnuts who don't pay on Ebay.

Eammon Holmes. Incidently, there is a fantastic piece in this months Viz on him. Did you know that he recently had surgery on his throat, so that he can fit a whole battenburg cake down in one, without the needed for unecessary chewing.

Wankers who drive past my house, like they are on the final staright at Silverstone. It's a fucking 30 limit you tossers.


Martinmargiela2002 Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:42pm

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Using the word partner instead of wife or girlfriend. It makes me think your gay.


Gary Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:43pm
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The price of fresh food

Smoking

Sentencing for criminals in this country

Never getting the decent toy in cereal boxes. Always get 5 crappy Pop toys before you get a Snap or Crackle.


Philnorth82 Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:43pm
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Those little bastards that sit on the bus with their mobiles blasting out horrible pop music. Why do people with no taste love to advertise it??


anadin Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:44pm

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don't let life get to you so much Cool


xXFaithXx Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:46pm

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Sweaty people who brush past you in the pub *gags*

Molten lava steering wheels


media__whore Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:47pm

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Luke wrote:

fat people

the point of the thread is a little reasoning, why fat people? Roll Eyes


Ineff Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:50pm

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nick wrote:

That little twat on the Frosties advert, I'd love to stick an axe in his cheery little head.

He actually made me shout at the TV yesterday. Nobody else could understand why he deserves to be stabbed. I'm glad I aint the only one haha. The bit at the end, where he waves his arms about, really annoys me!


Opium Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:51pm

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SMOKERS. There is NOTHING benificial to smoking whatsoever.


media__whore Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:52pm

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Opium wrote:

SMOKERS. There is NOTHING benificial to smoking whatsoever.

apart from it makes you look cool


Sol Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:52pm
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Gangs of chavs who race around on mopeds thinking they are Hell's Angels. They look like idiots and you are not cool because you can drive about on one of those things. I have to laugh when I see them come ragging into the highstreet, jump off, do some silly handshake to a mate and walk around the their helmet still half on their head. Roll Eyes

Men who have to take their tops off in this hot weather. Yeah it's hot, but it's hot in other countries too.... You don't see Spanish men whipping their tops off while out shopping just because the sun has come out.

Pikeys... fucking hate pikeys. My bar got shut last week due to fear of it kicking of as the result of a pikey funeral.

People who walk around with attitude, not ncessary.

Most BMW drivers.

I agree, hate smokers too. Can't wait for the ban.


michael Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:54pm
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fat girls who think they look good in that XS top theyre wearing. i dont want to see your stretch marked belly you pasty cnut!

when i get water lodged in my ear in the shower and the sound goes funny.

the way a little bit of sun makes chav blokes take their tops off. and if they have a little bit of muscle they think it gives them the right to puff out their chest and think theyre the bollox. go buy some deodorant you inbred waster of air.


xXFaithXx Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:56pm

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Opium wrote:

SMOKERS. There is NOTHING benificial to smoking whatsoever.

I am hoping the ban will help me give up.