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Grumpy Young Men

media__whore Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:28pm

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This thread is dedicated to the little things in life that piss you off and you want to have a moan about, actually, maybe it's just me, but hey ho.

As I have already mentioned this week:

Girls that pay for a single white wine at a bar with their card...why? go around the corner and get some cash you lazy fucking cnut, you're not the fucking queen.

also

Why do girls insist on putting their makeup on on the tube? And why do they give me a dirty look when I can't helping looking at them, it's not becuase I fancy them, it's becuase I am wondering why they didnt get up a few minutes earlier and do it in the privacy of their own sodding bathroom. how would they feel if I got my toe clippers out and started lobbing nails off in front of them?

Volume on TV adverts. why do they put them louder? I work in TV and still no one can answer this question for me.

right now, that's enough...


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 11:29pm
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why doesnt it mate? there is 3 within 5 miles in and around my little village. Puzzled


FLG Posted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 11:43pm
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Hello World wrote:

flats with hats

Laughing out loud

It is a different planet the west coast of Scotland


YLAup Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 12:57am
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An elderly lady approached me in Currys PC World today (yesterday) whilst I was looking at the new Ipad, and her exact words were “I’ll ask you because I don’t want to mither the people who work here” Laughing out loud and then proceeded to ask me technical questions about WI-FI range and types of routers. Meanwhile the shop was empty and all the assistants were picking their arses.


bawseshadz Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 1:10am

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YLAup wrote:

An elderly lady approached me in Currys PC World today (yesterday) whilst I was looking at the new Ipad, and her exact words were “I’ll ask you because I don’t want to mither the people who work here” Laughing out loud and then proceeded to ask me technical questions about WI-FI range and types of routers. Meanwhile the shop was empty and all the assistants were picking their arses.

Weird, same thing happened to me but the woman asked about ebook readers. Wasn't even wearing anywhere near a shirt and tie let alone a suit. Dropped knowledge like bombs tho.

EDIT: in John Lewis hence suit etc.


breckroadlover Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 1:26am
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Hello World wrote:

These are in Greenock, flats with hats, there are some near glasgow airport.

http://g.co/maps/dbcwm

in Greenock there is a massive tesco and then a tesco extra superstore within 5 miles of each other on the same road, that doesn't make sense at all. Sad

they are the infamous bell va flats. there were more there but they knocked them down. what were you doing in g town?


robii Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 1:46am
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This was my "favourite" slip road in Glasgow, on the left of the photo, coming off Great Western Road

First time I drove down there I thought I was gonna end up going the wrong way down the motorway, made worse because of the way the road dips down and back on itself and because it's surrounded by trees so you can't see the road ahead of you. Somebody also tried to run me off the same road, going in the opposite direction, because I gave him the finger


Gaz Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 10:00am
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It's peak out here!


FLG Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 11:22am
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The worst thing about the M8 is that it affects any future planning for bypasses and motorways in the rest of Scotland.
I heard someone saying on radio Scotland once "why does Aberdeen need a bypass?! Glasgow has a motorway and the streets are still full of cars" my rage could not be controlled.


Hello World Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 12:19pm
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I was there on business, admittedly I wasn't driving, I get someone else to do that who knows their way around, but it is just amazing bad planning, went down to Largs, and it is quite nice, makes me want to do a west coast drive taking in all the islands. Lovely views.

Whats that massive chimney there? oh..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunterston_B_nuclear_power_station

Smiling


breckroadlover Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 12:37pm
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yeah largs is nice

greenock isn't too bad tbh. just next time make sure you pop into the burns lounge for a quick pint (entrance is through the black door on the far right Laughing out loud )

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=PA16+0RH&hl=en&ll=55.936787,-4.824393&spn=0.007908,0.022724&sll=55.875148,-4.68162&sspn=0.253465,0.727158&hnear=Greenock+PA16+0RH,+United+Kingdom&t=h&z=16&layer=c&cbll=55.93689,-4.824317&panoid=g9B40sMJv3NLho2GGGE0hA&cbp=12,286.23,,0,12.58


ross Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 2:12pm

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Greenock is OK, Port Glasgow though...


gawkrodger Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 2:52pm
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just logged on to buy that blue polka dot blazer from jigsaw and it's sold out Evil


cutandpaste Posted: Fri, 11/05/2012 - 6:10pm
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gawkrodger wrote:

just logged on to buy that blue polka dot blazer from jigsaw and it's sold out Evil

I guess you have already checked the Brum store?


Mr X Posted: Sun, 13/05/2012 - 1:40am
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1 hour ago

"excuse me, you look like Draco Malfoy from Harry potter, can my friend take a pictur of me and you"

Why you do this in front of you bf?


Jason789 Posted: Sun, 13/05/2012 - 4:43am
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Laughing out loud


themistake Posted: Sun, 13/05/2012 - 1:31pm
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15c... Time for the shorts and vest


Noble Locks Posted: Sun, 13/05/2012 - 1:34pm
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i can smell bbq'a for miles here as well. people are so mental. quick its not raining , get fucking ut there and light the barbie im going to get my shorts and vest.


rural Posted: Mon, 14/05/2012 - 7:02pm
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Ordered a beauty of a knit (a summer weight one) from a tresbien for a bargain price, only to get an email to say the stock system fucked up and they're all sold out. Gutted


themistake Posted: Mon, 14/05/2012 - 7:04pm
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Just wear a vest bro


rural Posted: Mon, 14/05/2012 - 7:07pm
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True it does feel roasting at the mo. All my australian pals up Shepards Bush already in summer mode Cool