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media__whore Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:28pm

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This thread is dedicated to the little things in life that piss you off and you want to have a moan about, actually, maybe it's just me, but hey ho.

As I have already mentioned this week:

Girls that pay for a single white wine at a bar with their card...why? go around the corner and get some cash you lazy fucking cnut, you're not the fucking queen.

also

Why do girls insist on putting their makeup on on the tube? And why do they give me a dirty look when I can't helping looking at them, it's not becuase I fancy them, it's becuase I am wondering why they didnt get up a few minutes earlier and do it in the privacy of their own sodding bathroom. how would they feel if I got my toe clippers out and started lobbing nails off in front of them?

Volume on TV adverts. why do they put them louder? I work in TV and still no one can answer this question for me.

right now, that's enough...


d_low Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 12:09am
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Noble Locks wrote:

i can smell bbq'a for miles here as well. people are so mental. quick its not raining , get fucking ut there and light the barbie im going to get my shorts and vest.

Laughing out loud

Quick it's a bit of sun get the lawn mower out. Yes on a Sunday morning at 7am. When else Evil


TheConductor Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 12:27am
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themistake is that your endz? Or you just reachin for the market on Saturday?

On that note I'll contribute. Over the last year I've started to feel the need to be kept busy at all times, ok maybe not busy but have something to do every day to keep some kind of structure. I never used to be like this, I could happily wake up and laze about, go grab a coffee down the road and be so fucking blase about my days off. But now I'm turning in to a right negative mong, if I get the sweet bliss of just one day within a 2 week time period where my only worries of the day being doing my laundry, going to get a coffee from Present then to the pub in the evening, I feel very unfulfilled. I feel a bit of a cunt ranting because it's something so minuscule in the greater picture and I know I'll get an earful from the 9-5'ers but fuck you we've all got our #firstworldproblems


Ketters Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 1:46am
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I'm the same Conductor. Finished uni for the summer on Friday and I'm already bored out of my mind. I walked the dog three times today, I think she hates me now. Laughing out loud Applied for a load of jobs/internships today, I've got to keep myself occupied or I'll go mad. I can tell the missus (who works full time) is getting fed up of me asking to come and do stuff with me as well, she's already parred me off tomorrow. I hate being on my own as well which doesn't help. Ain't been seeing each other too long so gotta be pretty careful I don't come across as some needy idiot. I mean I am a needy idiot but she doesn't need to know that. Not yet anyway.


Serbia Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 2:06am
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TheConductor wrote:

themistake is that your endz? Or you just reachin for the market on Saturday?

On that note I'll contribute. Over the last year I've started to feel the need to be kept busy at all times, ok maybe not busy but have something to do every day to keep some kind of structure. I never used to be like this, I could happily wake up and laze about, go grab a coffee down the road and be so fucking blase about my days off. But now I'm turning in to a right negative mong, if I get the sweet bliss of just one day within a 2 week time period where my only worries of the day being doing my laundry, going to get a coffee from Present then to the pub in the evening, I feel very unfulfilled. I feel a bit of a cunt ranting because it's something so minuscule in the greater picture and I know I'll get an earful from the 9-5'ers but fuck you we've all got our #firstworldproblems

your developing anxiety fam. meditate or something , learn to be content in the moment whatever your doing, and eat healthy, drink water etc (no evers)


themistake Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 5:50am
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TheConductor wrote:

themistake is that your endz? Or you just reachin for the market on Saturday?

my ends. was on way to pie & mash shop.


TheConductor Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 10:54am
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I'm just round the corner from there myself.

Anxiety? Probably. It wasn't so bad when my shifts at work were spread out through the week, but now Im only doing weekends which is a ball ache as all my mates work during the week and then obviously off on the weekend. I finish uni for the summer today as well, having one last 8 hour stint in the studio to finish off a film score and then that's it. I should stop buying clothes to fund a cheap home studio to be productive an that.


Oasisunit Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 12:04pm
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read this TheConductor amazing book: http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-be-Idle-Tom-Hodgkinson/dp/0241142512

I am perfectly content, and find perfection in doing absolutely nothing (shame i have to do a 9-5)


Serbia Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 1:03pm
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TheConductor wrote:

I'm just round the corner from there myself.

Anxiety? Probably. It wasn't so bad when my shifts at work were spread out through the week, but now Im only doing weekends which is a ball ache as all my mates work during the week and then obviously off on the weekend. I finish uni for the summer today as well, having one last 8 hour stint in the studio to finish off a film score and then that's it. I should stop buying clothes to fund a cheap home studio to be productive an that.

you gots to learn to relax and be content in doing nothing some times, its hard because the mind tells you you should be doing someting thing you lazy fuck, who the fuck are you to relax. got to ignore it though, most creative when relaxed.


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 1:04pm
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get a bird.


Rez Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 1:56pm
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Don't read that Conductor, read this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Human-Givens-Approach-Emotional-Thinking/dp/1899398317/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337086579&sr=8-1


BOOKSTORECORE Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 2:47pm
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Count yourself lucky that you have time to do what you want.

I've just been listening to a half an hour story about how this woman's son's training potty applauds him when he takes a shit.


Rez Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 2:45pm
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Laughing out loud I'm currently putting together a deck on why we should have organised lasertag battles in the office.

Gonna be sick.


nothingelseworked Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 2:50pm
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BOOKSTORECORE wrote:

Count yourself lucky that you have time to do what you want.

I've just been listening to a half an hour story about how this woman's son's training potty applauds him when he takes a shit.

Laughing out loud


nick2 Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 5:10pm
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Rez wrote:

Laughing out loud I'm currently putting together a deck on why we should have organised lasertag battles in the office.

Gonna be sick.

"track your friends and foes, even mission objectives - yeah !"


Sarny Posted: Tue, 15/05/2012 - 6:24pm

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india wrote:

i used to take the piss so much whenever i've worked. at one place they were building some new toilet blocks and one of the managers put a notice up saying 'indias new office'. was pretty funny.

grassing Laughing out loud

No George Michael?


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 16/05/2012 - 2:39pm
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the bbc programme announcer with that fucking smug put on voice over tone.

that slag birds head on the cheeky bingo adverts before kyle comes on after every break.
'you sure that diet says you can drink wine on it'. etc etc.

oh and tards who say they are a half size shoe.
'im a size eight and a half, its a right pain'.
no you fucking aint, a half size is less than a millimetre, just let youre toe nails grow a bit longer.
no such thing as fucking half sizes you fussy lack toast intolerant, nut allergy suffering nan kid cunts.


nick2 Posted: Wed, 16/05/2012 - 2:45pm
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Noble Locks wrote:

no such thing as fucking half sizes you fussy lack toast intolerant, nut allergy suffering nan kid cunts.

Last week was in Pizza Pizza and some cunt was kicking off becasue they don't do gluten free pizza.
Where did all these fussy cunts come from ?


robii Posted: Wed, 16/05/2012 - 2:47pm
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Kicking off? Can't imagine that was very scary under the circumstances


robii Posted: Wed, 16/05/2012 - 2:48pm
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Websites with music on, suddenly blasting out of my laptop when the page loads Evil


nothingelseworked Posted: Fri, 18/05/2012 - 6:53pm
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Mr Porter are fucking retarded. I ordered two of the same shirt, so I could try the sizing, and I used £25 of store credit to make the purchase. I now want to return one of the shirts and they're telling me that I can't get a full refund on one shirt and that they'll only refund me a part of my cash and then give me £25 of store credit again...which basically means I've paid full price for the shirt and been given my £25 back to only use with them. The fuck kind of logic is that?! I pretty much have to return both shirts and then rebuy one using the store credit Evil

Edit: Just tried to put in a return for both shirts and even then they're not refunding me the full amount I paid. Paid £245 and they're only giving me £225. What the fuck is that about?! Surely they can't do that? Advice?