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Grumpy Young Men

media__whore Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:28pm

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This thread is dedicated to the little things in life that piss you off and you want to have a moan about, actually, maybe it's just me, but hey ho.

As I have already mentioned this week:

Girls that pay for a single white wine at a bar with their card...why? go around the corner and get some cash you lazy fucking cnut, you're not the fucking queen.

also

Why do girls insist on putting their makeup on on the tube? And why do they give me a dirty look when I can't helping looking at them, it's not becuase I fancy them, it's becuase I am wondering why they didnt get up a few minutes earlier and do it in the privacy of their own sodding bathroom. how would they feel if I got my toe clippers out and started lobbing nails off in front of them?

Volume on TV adverts. why do they put them louder? I work in TV and still no one can answer this question for me.

right now, that's enough...


EVERS Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 7:55pm
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everything electric i own or use melts in my hands.
i)personal phone - cannot view bill online and dont know how to work it.
ii) work iphone continual problems and dont know how to work it
iii) new work system - driving me to rant in office daily and need to self harm. more complicated than the flight deck of concorde instructions in japanese dutch
iv) home computer - barely worked for days
v) telly - remote never works

i feel better now


fluent Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 7:57pm
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EVERS wrote:

everything electric i own or use melts in my hands.
i)personal phone - cannot view bill online and dont know how to work it.
ii) work iphone continual problems and dont know how to work it
iii) new work system - driving me to rant in office daily and need to self harm. more complicated than the flight deck of concorde instructions in japanese dutch
iv) home computer - barely worked for days
v) telly - remote never works

i feel better now

Sounds like you should go on strike.


nick2 Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 8:11pm
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it's your age, get a kid in to help you work stuff.


EVERS Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 8:22pm
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you're both right. modern life is rubbish. i want to be hobo living on a beach, eating off the fat of the land.


fluent Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 8:27pm
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Gonna go tend to my own rabbit.


Burt Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 9:50pm
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Hayfever, so fucking bad right now, eyes and nose been streaming all day. It's nearly fucking 10pm - Fuck off!


bill Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 9:55pm
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First bit off rain in weeks and fucking Sky box isn't getting a signal Evil


doomedyouth Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 9:57pm
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bill I was going to do that for Noble too Laughing out loud


harrison Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 10:28pm
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this months sky bill = £168

was 3 days late paying my april bill (was away on holiday) so they charge a 'reactivation fee' which means you pay double like when you first sign up.

i have been late paying before and nothing has happened.

customer services on the phone shit as usual and fobbed me off with an email address, have sent a strongly worded email demanding a refund but not getting my hopes up.

robbing cunts.

irony is i don't usually pay direct debit but when i rang up to pay aprils overdue bill they said i should, so i set it up and now they have charged me fucking double and i have gone overdrawn at the bank (payday tomorrow though) which i didn't think was possible as i have no overdraft and usually if the money in my account wasn't enough to cover the direct debit, the direct debit wouldn't go through.

i hate sky and i hate banks.


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 10:31pm
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they charge you bare skrilla for bouncing direct debits without the p in the account to cover them fam.
the banks dont pay them for you, but they still charge you like 30 quid for letting the cunts like sky try to take it out when it aint in there.
hope that aint happening to you.


stelfox Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 10:32pm
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banned from ncp car parks apparently


Jimmy326 Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 10:32pm
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^I had similar with Sky (charged me for a full second subscription cos I didn't have my multi-room plugged in to a telephone line due to decorating).

I immediately cancelled and worked out my month's notice, then sent an email slating them. Got contacted by some Customer Service manager a few weeks later and am now enjoying 6 months completely free Sky, full Sports/Movies/the works.

CSB.


EDW Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 10:33pm
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Just sack it off and rep freeview, back to back episodes of passport control/boarder cops on pick tv is all you need


doomedyouth Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 10:39pm
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Farrell wrote:

banned from ncp car parks apparently

???


stelfox Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 10:40pm
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23 unpaid tickets, a letter came through today.


Homer Posted: Wed, 30/05/2012 - 10:48pm
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bill wrote:

First bit off rain in weeks and fucking Sky box isn't getting a signal Evil

Word, mines been shit for 2 days


andymakesglasses Posted: Sat, 02/06/2012 - 8:22pm
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Some cunt stole my wheel trims this afternoon. I didn't know people still did that! Laughing out loud


FrIEND Posted: Sat, 02/06/2012 - 8:40pm
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I didn't know people still had wheel trims! Are they 3 spoke effect?


Mr X Posted: Sat, 02/06/2012 - 9:25pm
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I didn't either... must be driving something archaic. Morris Oxford?


bill Posted: Sat, 02/06/2012 - 9:31pm
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They're not as obvious as they used to be but are still around.