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Grumpy Young Men

media__whore Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:28pm

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This thread is dedicated to the little things in life that piss you off and you want to have a moan about, actually, maybe it's just me, but hey ho.

As I have already mentioned this week:

Girls that pay for a single white wine at a bar with their card...why? go around the corner and get some cash you lazy fucking cnut, you're not the fucking queen.

also

Why do girls insist on putting their makeup on on the tube? And why do they give me a dirty look when I can't helping looking at them, it's not becuase I fancy them, it's becuase I am wondering why they didnt get up a few minutes earlier and do it in the privacy of their own sodding bathroom. how would they feel if I got my toe clippers out and started lobbing nails off in front of them?

Volume on TV adverts. why do they put them louder? I work in TV and still no one can answer this question for me.

right now, that's enough...


16simon Posted: Mon, 04/06/2012 - 2:38pm

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Moths.... saw a silver one flying around near my wardrobe yesterday, then another one today. Spent half the day pulling all my clothes out and inspecting them for larvae and couldn't see any but now I'm worried that the fuckers are well hidden and I won't see them until they start munching their way through my stuff.


mr.white Posted: Mon, 04/06/2012 - 2:45pm
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toothache. fucking kills. can't sleep Sad


seenmy Posted: Mon, 04/06/2012 - 9:06pm
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people in my building, I gave away most of our furniture as we are moving,nothing special, but the fucking cheek of people who come round to collect it, picking over it, just had some fucking twat round for half an hour on the phone to her boy friend about a fucking ikea desk, and then had the cheek to ask for us to carry it to her fucking flat for her as she had a bad back, honestly fuck off. I should have just skipped the lot and helped no one.


spitfiredealer Posted: Mon, 04/06/2012 - 10:28pm
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Fucking McCartney wheeled out again for another concert. Cunt.


jimmoleum Posted: Tue, 05/06/2012 - 12:17am
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Russell Kane is extraordinarily punchable. Cant think of anyone more irritating.


Rez Posted: Tue, 05/06/2012 - 12:47am
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Yo man you like to punch celebrities in the face? Well get your ass on down to the FUK celebrity face punching page emporium, we got all your celebrities, we got all your punches, shit baby we've got everything yo' bitch ass need.

Get on the bus.

http://www.fuk.co.uk/threads/celebrities_whos_faces_you_cant_help_wanting_punch?page=47


6thEdition Posted: Tue, 05/06/2012 - 6:45pm

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sold some shit plimsoles on ebay for a tenner and some cunt from china has won them, and payed the stupid postage costs i put for posting abroad. whats the fuckin point surely they could get some cheaper in their own country, now i've got another dodgy chinese address to post to.

swear i've never sold anything on ebay where the address has been simple either.

he's sent an message saying its very important i write him mobile number on the parcel aswell. wtf


gawkrodger Posted: Tue, 05/06/2012 - 8:05pm
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Everytime I've bought something from China (never clothing or similar) they've been adamant it must have a mobile no. on it. Something to do with their postal services


carl lewis Posted: Tue, 05/06/2012 - 8:31pm

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seenmy wrote:

people in my building, I gave away most of our furniture as we are moving,nothing special, but the fucking cheek of people who come round to collect it, picking over it, just had some fucking twat round for half an hour on the phone to her boy friend about a fucking ikea desk, and then had the cheek to ask for us to carry it to her fucking flat for her as she had a bad back, honestly fuck off. I should have just skipped the lot and helped no one.

Rag and Bone guys would cleared it no worries or the gumtree lot


robii Posted: Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:57pm
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seenmy wrote:

people in my building, I gave away most of our furniture as we are moving,nothing special, but the fucking cheek of people who come round to collect it, picking over it, just had some fucking twat round for half an hour on the phone to her boy friend about a fucking ikea desk, and then had the cheek to ask for us to carry it to her fucking flat for her as she had a bad back, honestly fuck off. I should have just skipped the lot and helped no one.

Give an inch and they take a mile


Hello World Posted: Mon, 11/06/2012 - 7:34pm
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Something sad about receiving a pair of recently purchased shorts in this weather.


georgeyounan Posted: Mon, 11/06/2012 - 8:29pm

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Hayfever.
Camden (especially all the fucking odd lurchers that no where else in london seems to have).
A large majoroty of the human race.
"LADS".
Man vs Food (mainly because it makes me stupidly hungry for some kind of food that is impossible to find over here at short notice).
Soulja Boy.


rural Posted: Mon, 11/06/2012 - 9:14pm
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Poorly under-cooked chippy chips Evil


bawseshadz Posted: Mon, 11/06/2012 - 9:22pm

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rural wrote:

Poorly under-cooked chippy chips Evil

The worst. Especially the ones that still taste like they've just been dug from the ground.


d_low Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 10:39am
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Robbing bastards.

Just bought some gig tickets. £19. Transaction fee was £6 Evil
Swear it keeps going up and up and up.


Double D Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 10:52am

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why does every fat fuck have to tweet about the one time this year they go to the gym like they're magically going to get buff?


Double D Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 10:57am

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d_low wrote:

Robbing bastards.

Just bought some gig tickets. £19. Transaction fee was £6 Evil
Swear it keeps going up and up and up.

use wegottickets or buy from your local record store, the indie stores in brighton only charge 50p for tickets under a tenner.


Noble Locks Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 1:07pm
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this one fucking is such a fucking gripe. im fuming here. in fact there is more than one moan.
websites that dont do next day but then dont send you shipping confirmation so you have some fucking rough idea when youre stuff is coming. (office cunts).
then you pop out for 5 minutes to get some daily shit and come back to a 'sorry you were out' and reschedule delivery when its a friday so you have to wait till monday. Evil
and lastly, every single delivery man knocks on my door for the whole fucking estate,and ive never ever had one person take one in for me. maybe that is cos no one elkse is ever in, but why should i take in if its never returned. im refusing in future. (missed two this week as well.)


Mr X Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 1:49pm
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All my neighbours are mega old and one of them always takes something if I'm not there. I won't buy anything that ships stuff by hermes delivery again (H&M). They just dump stuff outside my door for anyone to steal.


San Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 1:59pm
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Just checked a delivery by Size (Yodel) has been left at my neighbours even though I asked them to place it at x place. Hope the fat cunt doesn't keep them