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Grumpy Young Men

media__whore Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:28pm

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This thread is dedicated to the little things in life that piss you off and you want to have a moan about, actually, maybe it's just me, but hey ho.

As I have already mentioned this week:

Girls that pay for a single white wine at a bar with their card...why? go around the corner and get some cash you lazy fucking cnut, you're not the fucking queen.

also

Why do girls insist on putting their makeup on on the tube? And why do they give me a dirty look when I can't helping looking at them, it's not becuase I fancy them, it's becuase I am wondering why they didnt get up a few minutes earlier and do it in the privacy of their own sodding bathroom. how would they feel if I got my toe clippers out and started lobbing nails off in front of them?

Volume on TV adverts. why do they put them louder? I work in TV and still no one can answer this question for me.

right now, that's enough...


Noble Locks Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 2:08pm
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yodels are the cunts who have just done me. i would love them to leave my shit outside. theres no teefs here and no-one ever drives in here cos its a dead end.


Mr X Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 2:27pm
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I ordered a jacket last night and got confirmation of shipping a minute ago. Hermes. Evil


skream Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 2:28pm
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hermes threw my package over my garden fence this morning Laughing out loud bastards


padawan Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 2:34pm
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Aren't HERMES Just hired local delivery people - They always seem to been in privately owned vehicles and just turn up when they want....


Mr X Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 2:35pm
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Yeah same and with some Yodel/DHL home delivery.


deuce Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 2:42pm
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i had some skag-head looking woman calling me 'mate', make me come out my office to her car parked up on the road last week, to pick up a (tk) delivery Laughing out loud
^hermes


georgeyounan Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 2:51pm

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padawan wrote:

Aren't HERMES Just hired local delivery people - They always seem to been in privately owned vehicles and just turn up when they want....

seems that way, my dad owns his own shop and ordered 30 printers from amazon, the same guy made about 8 trips from the depot to the shop to deliver them in his ford KA... not very professional at all, very cheap to use though,


Noble Locks Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 2:53pm
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if they that local come back later then ya cunts.


SJ Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 5:24pm
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People fucking me around for tickets to gigs and shit. Swear I've never been to one where I'm not fucking around right upto the last minute because people have dropped out or whatever.

Got tickets for Plan B tomorrow night and our lass has just pulled out. Makes me rage.


d_low Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 10:30pm
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That used to be me. Mate let me down one time after saying he was right up for it and I had bought my ticket. Though fuck it I'll just go on my own. Went and never looked back.

When a tour is announced now I just buy one ticket for myself. simple stress free no hassle. I go to 90% on my own and have just as much if not more fun (talk to people I never would have if I was with mates). It's not like I talk to my mates when the band is on anyway. Only boring moments are inbetween band change overs and that aint no biggie.


D4N Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 10:15pm
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Has happened to me Sad any fukers going to nofx/less than jake Sunday? Laughing out loud


6thEdition Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 11:21pm

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kinda similar paying for tickets on a card and mates taking ages to pay or changing their mind and shit or not paying for the ticket until you're there.. i gave that up now


SJ Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 11:30pm
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All happened to me. Was literally fucking around upto half an hour before Drake started.


CovOne Posted: Sat, 16/06/2012 - 9:14am
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Surely the answer to this is if your mate has said he was going to a concert and you pay for a ticket for him he pays you regardless of whether he ends up going?


snaye Posted: Sat, 16/06/2012 - 8:33pm
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The standard process now with tickets for me is that we take it in turns. I tend to go with one particular close friend or my brother, if I see a gig I fancy I just buy 2/3 tickets and text them. He does the same if he sees something. Money never changes hands. All evens its self out overtime.


deuce Posted: Sat, 16/06/2012 - 8:37pm
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I do the same, no one will turn down what feels like a free ticket (even though it aint free)


snaye Posted: Sat, 16/06/2012 - 8:49pm
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Exactly. It just seemed to happen by default. Mate texts and says fancy so-and-so in a few weeks? Im in and then return the favour. Been doing it for years now.


inverse square Posted: Sat, 16/06/2012 - 9:11pm
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The way it should be with mates- for pints, pizza, tickets etc.


bill Posted: Sat, 16/06/2012 - 10:41pm
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ebay sign in bug Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil


eent Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 9:26am

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People gee'ing themselves up about doing a 5k run. So many birds on facebook "OMG 5k tomorrow!! Actually getting nervous. Really hope to make it all the way round", and other such crap. You'd think they were about to run a marathon.

Fuck off. If you can't actually run 5k, then you're either disabled or a fat cunt.