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Grumpy Young Men

media__whore Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:28pm

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This thread is dedicated to the little things in life that piss you off and you want to have a moan about, actually, maybe it's just me, but hey ho.

As I have already mentioned this week:

Girls that pay for a single white wine at a bar with their card...why? go around the corner and get some cash you lazy fucking cnut, you're not the fucking queen.

also

Why do girls insist on putting their makeup on on the tube? And why do they give me a dirty look when I can't helping looking at them, it's not becuase I fancy them, it's becuase I am wondering why they didnt get up a few minutes earlier and do it in the privacy of their own sodding bathroom. how would they feel if I got my toe clippers out and started lobbing nails off in front of them?

Volume on TV adverts. why do they put them louder? I work in TV and still no one can answer this question for me.

right now, that's enough...


Homer Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:28am
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9 quid to receive a voicemail abroad that I didn't even listen to, cunts
They charge te cost of receiving a call and making a call for the length of it it.


carl lewis Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:30am

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Which network?


Mr X Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 11:01am
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I don't do running but decided to go to the gym today in room full of obese bitches with cellulite. Did 5k and am knackered. I'm not a fat cunt but I feel like one now.

eent wrote:

Fuck off. If you can't actually run 5k, then you're either disabled or a fat cunt.


Homer Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 11:09am
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carl lewis wrote:

Which network?

O2


themistake Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 11:09am
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"hi, would you like to sponsor me for walking 2 miles in my bra?"


swede Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 1:53pm
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£71 admission fee for the races this week Evil

i remember when i was a few years younger we just used to say we were 15 and walk in with some fully paying adults.. Cry


swede Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 7:51pm
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double fucking Evil

my card got skimmed and used to buy £101 worth of pizza from a takeaway.. because it was my debit card, slim chance of getting the money off barclays. fucking effort...


Jesus Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 7:53pm
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or the takeaway skimmed your card and they have £101 of your money in their account

who the fuck would want £101 of pizzas?


SJ Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 8:03pm
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xos Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 8:16pm

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You'll get it back from Barclays - why wouldn't you?


harrison Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 9:10pm
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eent wrote:

People gee'ing themselves up about doing a 5k run. So many birds on facebook "OMG 5k tomorrow!! Actually getting nervous. Really hope to make it all the way round", and other such crap. You'd think they were about to run a marathon.

Fuck off. If you can't actually run 5k, then you're either disabled or a fat cunt.

Laughing out loud


bawseshadz Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:01pm

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£101.....defo pizza place scam.


SxV Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:05pm
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sj Laughing out loud


carl lewis Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:06pm

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SxV wrote:

sj Laughing out loud


swede Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:10pm
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xos wrote:

You'll get it back from Barclays - why wouldn't you?

debit card.. can't prove it was fraudulent activity.. will try my best though. fuck knows why i still use my debit card when i have my mastercard. should blame myself


Noble Locks Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:12pm
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prolly more like a student prank imo.


swede Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:15pm
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na they tried to spend 3k at ikea (what the fuck?), then £600 at pc world and then finally succeeded with the £100 pizza.

having less than £600 in my account though Oops


Mr X Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:20pm
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Are you sure it wasn't you?

Ikea and pizza. Student with Swedish genes.


swede Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:21pm
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it really wasnt.. never even heard about hungryhouse.co.uk (where the £101 pizza was purchased)


xos Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:40pm

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Had money back twice from Barclays (both debit cards). Rang them up, they send a form out, you sign it and send it back and then they refund you.