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Grumpy Young Men

media__whore Posted: Thu, 27/07/2006 - 12:28pm

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This thread is dedicated to the little things in life that piss you off and you want to have a moan about, actually, maybe it's just me, but hey ho.

As I have already mentioned this week:

Girls that pay for a single white wine at a bar with their card...why? go around the corner and get some cash you lazy fucking cnut, you're not the fucking queen.

also

Why do girls insist on putting their makeup on on the tube? And why do they give me a dirty look when I can't helping looking at them, it's not becuase I fancy them, it's becuase I am wondering why they didnt get up a few minutes earlier and do it in the privacy of their own sodding bathroom. how would they feel if I got my toe clippers out and started lobbing nails off in front of them?

Volume on TV adverts. why do they put them louder? I work in TV and still no one can answer this question for me.

right now, that's enough...


JohnnyAce Posted: Thu, 26/07/2012 - 8:55am
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Jimmy326 wrote:
Jordan wrote:

bump, its 8:19, and hes already had;
2 packets of walkers crisps
1 ripple
2 slices of last nights pizza

kid you not.

Not something I'd normally request but pics required!


powerpill Posted: Thu, 26/07/2012 - 9:04am
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Copper wrote:

Why tramps/ homeless say "god bless you" even when you don't give them any change...
May only be in Brighton

shutup


robii Posted: Thu, 26/07/2012 - 10:01am
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He brought last nights pizza in to work? Laughing out loud


nick2 Posted: Thu, 26/07/2012 - 1:09pm
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robii wrote:

He brought last nights pizza in to work? Laughing out loud

I do that, I love cold pizza.


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 26/07/2012 - 2:29pm
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b.bravo wrote:

bajajs in jakarta >> tfl

c.v or anyone else from the internet who knows things how you nerds talk. explain this pls.


Heath Posted: Thu, 26/07/2012 - 5:58pm
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It's hardly nerd speak mate. He said those bikes you see everywhere in India are better than Transport for London ...


Noble Locks Posted: Fri, 27/07/2012 - 8:58am
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Heath wrote:

It's hardly nerd speak mate. He said those bikes you see everywhere in India are better than Transport for London ...

understand that you >>>>> = nerd.


Heath Posted: Fri, 27/07/2012 - 9:55am
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I've been living in denial Sad


Baobinga Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 12:43pm
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bought soem free run shields off dope factory but they sent me normal free runs instead, emailed them and they sent another pair of the wrong shoes Laughing out loud

don't know what to do now, got two wrong pairs from italy Evil


powerpill Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 1:00pm
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do it again. see how many free pairs you can get


LFC Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 1:14pm
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Anyones elses sky tv guide fucked? Wont show channels or stuff saved on planner Evil


nick2 Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 1:16pm
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first world problems


russ74 Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 4:51am
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Finally got round to reading American psycho, gets to page 198 and start thinking sure I've read this! Realised it's gone back to page 135 to 182 then continue at page 247, Shite publisher cunts


georgeyounan Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:53am

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Kind of going back to the eating chocolate at early hours of the morning...

Guy opposite me at the table seat on the 7:55 train in to London finished off 4 cans of monster and 2 boost bars in about 20 minutes, then spent the remaining 20 minutes of the journey looking absolutely wired and just non stop typing on his laptop.


deuce Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:56am
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i call bullshit on the 4 cans of monster. he bring a multipack on the train or something?
they're big ol' cans too Jimmy Hill


georgeyounan Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:01am

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I don't blame you... he was just pulling can after can out of his bag


LFC Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:14am
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Used to work with a mate like that, his teeth were fucked and we were only like 19 at the time, sweets for breaky lunch and macys for tea. Hideous.


powerpill Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:46am
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no way you could drink 4 cans of that in 20 minutes


TheConductor Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:09pm
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Chocolate bar before 12, no, pain au chocolat before 12, oui oui.

Fatty definitely wasn't brought up as a child right. I remember back in school it'd be the pikey kids who'd be walking in to school at 9am with chocolate bars, packets of crisps and fizzy drinks.


georgeyounan Posted: Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:20pm

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TheConductor wrote:

I remember back in school it'd be the pikey kids who'd be walking in to school at 9am with chocolate bars, packets of crisps and fizzy drinks.

haha! the same ones that had a plastic bag instead of a lunch box too!