Has anybody had their desire with I Conjure's "Secret" Soy Ritual Candle come True?

For Christmas my bessie mate got me the ultra trendy, rumoured to be used by the Primrose Hill hideous Sect, I Conjure's "SECRET" Candle. After several days of debating whether Leonardo de Caprio should propose to me or, Goddess wishing, George Clooney would finally realise that his one true love is really a sixteen stone Ginger Girl from Britain with hair way to fizzy to be anything other than a curse put on her by a witch, i lit the candle and visualised the guy from our local to finally acknowledge by humiliating crush and ask me out.
And woe betide, sorry retro sentence nicked from nothern grandad, my wish, last weekend was finally granted. Paul, not real name incase he hears about this from my tongue wagging friends tell him about this, came up to me and said that he thought i was one of the funniest girls he had ever met. Friends,or dampners now renamed, say it's a coincidense.
Has anybody else had their secret come true?

makes no sense at all

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