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Noble Locks Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 4:30pm
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right survey time again. there seems to be a massive amount of players on here, who are out every weekend rodgering different sorts for hours on end. so just for noseyness reasons like all these other type threads, could you sign in please.

do you have a steady girlfriend? (if so hows it going)
have you ever had a steady girlfriend? (if yes but not now, how come)
or even have you ever had a real girlfriend? (if not why not, just aint met the right person or what other reason)

ill start, got a bird ive had for nearly two years now, shes a pain in the arse but a right sort so i put up with her. will never live with her tho, like having my own space to much now, oh and i like being unfaithfull far to much to ever live with anyone again.

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superbe (married)
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protege moi
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Crazy Joe Davola (possible polygamist)
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mtthrvy2 (no idea who he is, but his girl wants a proper Christmas present)
yellowpages
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aitch
Brian Damage (back in the saddle)
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farrell
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Gaz (too tight to buy her a Christmas present)
Paolo G (did his landlord in against his bird's wishes)
inverse square
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MoB (ploughing his way through the heifers of the world)
harris
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Dasein (may keep it in the family)
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Bayy
joe151 (balls like watermelons)

Gheyers
nick (relationship)
adam (single tart)
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schtoop Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:21pm
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Noble Locks wrote:

@ schtoop - read post above yours.

well ofcourse i've had one you egg, you've seen my boat

i don't want to be in any list though please


burny Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:23pm

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6 years in. Had a 6 month break last year as I was unfaithful and went a bit mad due to illness. She never knew or found out about the girl I was 'seeing' in that time.
Currently being stalked.

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shego Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:30pm

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Sacked off a girl in June. Last relationship was 2 years which ended November last year.


Pauly Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:31pm
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Longest relationship - about 3 weeks Jawdropping!


mr.white Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:44pm
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Laughing out loud 3 weeks! how come? don't you get to know them and hang out etc.. before you officially go out.

no steady girlfriend. had 2 serious ones in the past, both lasted over 1 year. both ended on bad terms because i was being a cunt/unfaithful - happy being single, will remain so for a while so i can do what i want etc.. if i find a nice quiet hot looking thai bird that wants a farang for a bit tho i'll probably go with that


berk Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:55pm
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same girl since 17 ,10 years one bird mortgage kid on the way

generic


60three Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:57pm
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was in a relationship for two - two and a half years. split up in january but have been seeing her on and off since then. only yesterday decided not to speak, see anything of each other anymore etc


russ74 Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 6:10pm
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I don't really need to tell you I'm sure but I've been with this one 4 n half years married for 2 of em just bought a new house and it's looking good, appart from she's sat nagging me to mow the grass, she can fuck right off Laughing out loud


Jesus Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 6:23pm
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you'll be in the best/worst thread in 10 minutes saying your cutting the grass


leemc77 Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 6:27pm
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Birded. 6.5 years


Pauly Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 6:28pm
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mr.white wrote:

Laughing out loud 3 weeks! how come? don't you get to know them and hang out etc.. before you officially go out.

no steady girlfriend. had 2 serious ones in the past, both lasted over 1 year. both ended on bad terms because i was being a cunt/unfaithful - happy being single, will remain so for a while so i can do what i want etc.. if i find a nice quiet hot looking thai bird that wants a farang for a bit tho i'll probably go with that

Get bored easily and after 3 weeks, always think I can do better. But then regret it, because it takes another 3 months plus to find another. Done the same routine for 10 years.

Don't go down the Thai route. They'll either stick you for a boxer or you'll find out she's got a cock.


russ74 Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 6:40pm
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Jesus wrote:

you'll be in the best/worst thread in 10 minutes saying your cutting the grass

Not a cat in hells chance mate! I'm sat on the patio having a cupa for 5 then I'm off for a techno session on the decks then I'm getting drunk Noble FACT Cool


superbe Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 6:43pm

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Noble Locks wrote:
superbe wrote:
Dasein wrote:

you like a good spy, don't you noble Eye-wink

1) do not have a steady gf

2) have never had a steady gf

3) I've probably not had a gf because of a combination of a low self-esteem and a culture clash.

Jesus Christ Man get out there and fucking go for it you could die tomorrow!!! Get on-line and get a spreadsheet going!

if you post in hurr and dunt answurr you go straight in the last category. Eye-wink

Fair dos I'll have my own category please at the top (or the bottom depending on your viewpoint) - 'married' - no kids (no jaffa)


Crazy Joe Davola Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 6:59pm
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PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN


Dreep Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 7:09pm
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Never had a girlfriend in my life, I kinda want one now though, I'm lonely. Sad


Dasein Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 7:13pm

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I don't want to be nosey, but if you have not had a gf then could you say why you think that is.


Jesus Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 7:27pm
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homo


Pauly Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 7:44pm
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Dasein wrote:

I don't want to be nosey, but if you have not had a gf then could you say why you think that is.

Because he's always wearing that damn frog costume


AAA Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 7:49pm

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5 year sentence, house for the last year, no kids or marriage though fuck that


ODB Posted: Sun, 08/08/2010 - 7:56pm
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Been with her for 12 year Eek married for 3