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Commander_Venus Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 11:48am
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Fell off my skateboard and broke my elbow last night (lol) - any unlucky/clumsy fukers constantly finding themselves in A and E?
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El Bongo Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 11:53am

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Had an injury for about 9 months, could'nt walk without cruches. They never discovered how I got the injury.(9 months in and out of hospical) And then suddenly it went away, and they never knew what it was.
Murakami Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 11:54am
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Hope its not yer wanking arm CV Laughing out loud

Get well soon fella Cool
MrPlatinum Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 11:56am
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El Bongo wrote:

Had an injury for about 9 months, could'nt walk without cruches. They never discovered how I got the injury.(9 months in and out of hospical) And then suddenly it went away, and they never knew what it was.

PM Mulder & Scully
Hello World Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 11:57am
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Yeah get well soon.

Only injuries i've every had have been to the skull.

Fell out of bunk beds multiple times as a child, crashed go-carts into walls, fell off a 15ft cliff and landed on my head on a rock, hit in the head with a golf club, knee to the eye broke my eyesocket..
Murakami Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 11:58am
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All them knocks to the head must have been what made you a right clever boffin Doodles
Commander_Venus Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 11:59am
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El Bongo wrote:

Had an injury for about 9 months, could'nt walk without cruches. They never discovered how I got the injury.(9 months in and out of hospical) And then suddenly it went away, and they never knew what it was.

Commander_Venus Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 12:02pm
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Murakami wrote:

Hope its not yer wanking arm CV Laughing out loud

Get well soon fella Cool

No it's not Cool No more internet porn though, can't click and wank.

Signed off work for 4 weeks - if I had a proper job I'd be well happy Laughing out loud
moog Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 1:24pm
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Fell off my skateboard 2 years ago, broke both bones in my shin. They put some metal bits in it but they had to come out a year later. All fixed now but it hurt a silly amount at the time.
El Bongo Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 1:32pm

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Commander_Venus wrote:
El Bongo wrote:

Had an injury for about 9 months, could'nt walk without cruches. They never discovered how I got the injury.(9 months in and out of hospical) And then suddenly it went away, and they never knew what it was.

I hope not Laughing out loud
jet Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 10:13pm

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breaks:

broken fingers - some tit fell onto my hand at school
broken nose - fell off the top of a slide and landed face down

scars:

inside of lower lip - fell down some stairs and teeth went straight through

kneecap - fell up some escalators and knee got stuck on a step's teeth

on paper, i seem to fall over a lot.
stonefish Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 10:19pm

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had nose broke twice in scraps, luckilly the last time, it bent it back to stright Cool
FrIEND Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 10:19pm
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El Bongo wrote:

Had an injury for about 9 months, could'nt walk without cruches. They never discovered how I got the injury.(9 months in and out of hospical) And then suddenly it went away, and they never knew what it was.

andymakesglasses Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 10:21pm
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breaks:

broken toe - done when I was a baby, no-one knows how (no child abuse)
broken nose - elbowed in the face by some cunt playing 5-a-side
broken teeth - riding a friend's bike when I was 9, sucking a gobstopper, fell off, chin hit the pavement, gobstopper came through my top teo front teeth

scars:

thumbs - grandpa fell asleep and rolled the car when I was 4, thumbs were the only things which suffered any damage thankfully
knees - crank on my bike snapped off at 30mph, hit the tarmac and carried on going
San Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 10:23pm
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andymakesglasses wrote:

breaks:

broken toe - done when I was a baby, no-one knows how (no child abuse)
broken nose - elbowed in the face by some cunt playing 5-a-side
broken teeth - riding a friend's bike when I was 9, sucking a gobstopper, fell off, chin hit the pavement, gobstopper came through my top teo front teeth

scars:

thumbs - grandpa fell asleep and rolled the car when I was 4, thumbs were the only things which suffered any damage thankfully
knees - crank on my bike snapped off at 30mph, hit the tarmac and carried on going

at 9?!
thats an early start
El Bongo Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 10:30pm

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FrIEND wrote:
El Bongo wrote:

Had an injury for about 9 months, could'nt walk without cruches. They never discovered how I got the injury.(9 months in and out of hospical) And then suddenly it went away, and they never knew what it was.

Please explain the relevance
andymakesglasses Posted: Sun, 17/06/2007 - 10:34pm
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cunt San Laughing out loud
CovOne Posted: Mon, 18/06/2007 - 10:24am
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Breaks - None
Did completely fck my knee up 3 months ago from a tackle at football, got a massive scar down the outside of my right knee from the operation,
managed to do this:
MRI Knee RT: Extensive Soft Tissue Oedema Surrounds the Knee
The Anterior Cruciate Ligament is Attenuated (Thinner then Normal)
Posterior Anterior Cruciate Ligament is Deficient (Ruptured)
The Medial Collateral Ligament is Intact
The Lateral Collateral Ligament Complex is Disrupted (Torn)
There is a Bone Bruise Involving the Antero Medial Corner of the Tibia
There is a Radial Tear in the Posterior Horn of the Medial Meniscus
There is a Horizontal Tear in the Lateral Meniscus
No significant Abnormality Seen in the Quadriceps Mechanism

Conclusion:
Significant Internal Arrangement with Rupture of the Posterolateral Corner of the Capsule

This on top completely tore one of my hamstrings from the bone which had to be re-connected at the knee, got it all fixed know apart from the Posterior Cruciate Ligament thats still not there
SOS Posted: Mon, 18/06/2007 - 10:57am
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unlucky , bet that cains.

I may be in this thread alot,very injury prone in older age.
I thought i broke my ankle last week, but xray just showed i was a pussy with a sprain.
FrIEND Posted: Mon, 18/06/2007 - 11:17am
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El Bongo wrote:
FrIEND wrote:
El Bongo wrote:

Had an injury for about 9 months, could'nt walk without cruches. They never discovered how I got the injury.(9 months in and out of hospical) And then suddenly it went away, and they never knew what it was.

Please explain the relevance

he couldnt walk but now can...albeit with a gun shot wound.
Esc. Posted: Mon, 18/06/2007 - 11:28am

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Climbed up a swing frame in my garden when i was 6. Fell of it backwards and put my arm back when i landed. Arm snapped and bone popped out just above my wrist. Messy scar.

Fell into a pebble dashed wall and have a scar in my eyebrow from it.

Fucked my ankle playing football. Ruined my achilies and calf. Got a bad glass ankle now.

Loads of other little things when i was younger too.
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