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The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!

Guido Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 4:56pm
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Seems that for whatever reason on here the levels of stupidity are rising. I fear for a great many fellow fukers and think that with help from each other we may help guide each other through life....

So you know those stupid questions you dare not ask for fear of looking foolish or maybe you have a situation that you feel the advice and experience of wiser people than you could prove invaluable, then post it here!

Maybe we can link the student thread directly to this one? Eye-wink


6thEdition Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 4:58pm

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i often feel the need for a thread like this. thanks.

what shall i have for dinner?


Guido Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:00pm
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Food.

Next.


inverse square Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:02pm
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This sounds like Noble's sort of thing, he'll sort out all the misguided teenagers.


thelann Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:05pm
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never cut your own hair, i thought it looked so easy and ruined my fringe a few weeks back


MoB Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:07pm
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thelann wrote:

never cut your own hair, i thought it looked so easy and ruined my fringe a few weeks back

I cut my own hair every couple of months with no problems.


mr.white Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:10pm
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does anyone else get this.. texting birds (including ex's) dirty messages asking to meet etc.. then after about 5 texts and 30 minutes later you have to knock one off and straight afterwards feel fully relieved you never actually went and met them but wish you had never sent the texts in the first place.. anyone get this feeling?


nick Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:14pm
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Whats the best way to lose weight, eat a healthy diet and exercise or stick my fingers down my throat after every meal ?


suck your mum Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:22pm
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mr.white wrote:

does anyone else get this.. texting birds (including ex's) dirty messages asking to meet etc.. then after about 5 texts and 30 minutes later you have to knock one off and straight afterwards feel fully relieved you never actually went and met them but wish you had never sent the texts in the first place.. anyone get this feeling?

Its called getting the horn mate and yep, know the feeling Sad


Murakami Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:26pm
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Go travelling while you are still young

Have as much sex with as many different people as you can


nick Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:28pm
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Murakami wrote:

Have as much sex with as many different people as you can

I'll second that, but add "always wear a condom"


nick Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:30pm
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Never do, say or wear anything just because you want to fit-in and be accepted, instead find people who accept you for what do, say and wear now.


Protege Moi Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:32pm

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MoB wrote:
thelann wrote:

never cut your own hair, i thought it looked so easy and ruined my fringe a few weeks back

I cut my own hair every couple of months with no problems.

I find the trick to cutting your own hair is to use thinning scissors, that way you don't get blunt ends and if you fuck up its hardly noticeable. Thinning scissors are a must for people like me with thick long-ish hair imo, can keep the fringe in check easily.


schtoop Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:33pm
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gojira. Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:37pm
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nick wrote:

Never do, say or wear anything just because you want to fit-in and be accepted, instead find people who accept you for what do, say and wear now.

Edit Schtoop beats me to it !
Laughing out loud


collizhun Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:43pm
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1.dont take acid if ur a pussy
2.dont fuck with ur mates exs
3.drink water


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:44pm
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i dont think you get the divvs have got the idea of this thread you lot (proving how much we REALLY fucking need it).
this aint 'put in snippets of advise to help people out' thread like 'dont eat yellow snow'.
guidos made it so people can ask wether to have tomato or brown sauce on they bacon sandwhich etc, no-one needs help in here till they have asked.

for instance:
i have just had an email saying i have won 50 million in a lottery i dont do?
should i send them all my adrress, my mum and dads and my juniour savers acount bank details and pin number or not?


thelann Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:47pm
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yes do it, if they are nigerian royalty then they are twice as reliable


Guido Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:55pm
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Noble Locks wrote:

i dont think you get the divvs have got the idea of this thread you lot (proving how much we REALLY fucking need it).
this aint 'put in snippets of advise to help people out' thread like 'dont eat yellow snow'.
guidos made it so people can ask wether to have tomato or brown sauce on they bacon sandwhich etc, no-one needs help in here till they have asked.

for instance:
i have just had an email saying i have won 50 million in a lottery i dont do?
should i send them all my adrress, my mum and dads and my juniour savers acount bank details and pin number or not?

Yeah it was intended for those who feel the need to turn to the internet for advice every time they have to use their brains. Recent threads tend to suggest many aren't!


nick Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 5:59pm
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I was pre-empting someone asking "should I change my appearance to be more popular"


6thEdition Posted: Fri, 16/01/2009 - 1:05am

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i have just been ice skating with a few mates, one ii wouldn't mind shagging, she was wearing leggings and a really short dress.... normally this is really hot on random girls, but girls i know it doesn't really get to me.

does this mean i don't actually fancy her ?