The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!
| Guido |
 Posted: Thu, 15/01/2009 - 4:56pm
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Seems that for whatever reason on here the levels of stupidity are rising. I fear for a great many fellow fukers and think that with help from each other we may help guide each other through life.... So you know those stupid questions you dare not ask for fear of looking foolish or maybe you have a situation that you feel the advice and experience of wiser people than you could prove invaluable, then post it here! Maybe we can link the student thread directly to this one? |
| Noble Locks |
Posted: Wed, 16/05/2012 - 11:21pm
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nah dats 'fur burger' son. |
| InWonderland |
Posted: Wed, 16/05/2012 - 11:25pm
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Amazeballs. Where did this come from? |
| BOOKSTORECORE |
Posted: Wed, 16/05/2012 - 11:28pm
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Seen that one as well. |
| Noble Locks |
Posted: Wed, 16/05/2012 - 11:34pm
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another one, shout alice. |
| mtthrvy2 |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 12:15am
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is there a limit on freelance/ self employed work before you need to declare it? All been cash under the table for last couple of years but im earning double now |
| robii |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 12:17am
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? You have to declare everything you earn |
| canhoto |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 12:17am
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Think it's about 7 and half grand...Could do with sorting this myself |
| bill |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 12:47am
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It's £8,105 before you pay any tax, national insurance is less than that |
| mtthrvy2 |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 1:05am
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It's £8,105 before you pay any tax, national insurance is less than that safe, still under that. tho i best start declaring anyway |
| themistake |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 6:12am
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you have to declare all your earnings you pair of tits. this is gunna end up in tears btw, if you think "its only 4 grand, aint gunna harm anyone".. well wait til the company your worked for get investigated for tax. then they will come for you and then they will get heavy. you didnt pay the tax, so they will ask the company to pay your tax.. that will piss them off. and then the will have to pay your ni and employers contribution and all sorts of shit. all because you didnt declare money you wont pay tax on anyway. |
| eent |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 6:43am
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You still have to declare it regardless if you're under the taxable limit. In fact you guys could probably have sneaked a rebate if you'd bothered. |
| seenmy |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 7:37am
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you should just start now, at that kind of money its very easy to do for a year, would take about a hour max to fill out your return,and you can tax deduct a lot of your expenses also depending what your line of work is,so even if you trebbled what your earning now you would still after expenses likely fall under the threshold, do you have a proper job on top of this freelance work? |
| Rez |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 9:01am
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Amazeballs. Where did this come from? Only heard very middle class people use this. |
| deuce |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 9:07am
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aint it from towie? (could be wrong) |
| San |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 9:31am
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Just declare your money. You will have issues getting a mortgage down the line if you don't as most self employed people need two years worth of trading accounts. If you are not bothered by that, just make sure your net profit ends up lower than your annual allowance to pay no tax or nic. |
| deuce |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 9:59am
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from googling im pretty sure i know the answer, but is there literally any possible way to free up a private pension fund? on a related note, does anyone have jacks contact info? as one of the easiest ways to release the money is to fake your own death |
| Ricer |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 1:19pm
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sounds like hes more worried about not recivin fuck all rather than fakes to me. Update - Just noticed the Gumtree ad is still up & still no tracking code sent from this bird, checked the Paypal payment....down as sent to an "Non-U.S. - Unverified" account that's under the name "alice morgan" http://www.419scam.org/emails/2007-03/31/00981855.10.htm 419 nigerian scammers using the name alice morgan in emails circa 2007 & 2010 with the usual bullshit story of having millions in a bank account etc Unbelievable coincidence or major tell tale sign? Banged off an email asking what story is with getting them out to me & how come ad is still up, awaiting response.... |
| Noble Locks |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 1:30pm
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you been done mate. but you knew you had been the second you sent the dough. please people, dont ever use gumtree EVER. * * unless its for meets for gay anal action in public. |
| Ricer |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 1:47pm
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Yeah Im 90% feeling Ive been done, the mention of a meetup for collection in the ad being the only form of the tickets changing hands though is the one part of it that says otherwise to me....there was never any mention of Paypal or postage etc until I initiated it Gonna give it 24hrs & if I aint heard back its gonna be Paypal claim central & failing that Mastercard fraud squad |
| powerpill |
Posted: Thu, 17/05/2012 - 1:57pm
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i've bought loads of stuff on gumtree, never had a problem and got some really good deals. just have to use common sense |
