Mate steals Jacket and pulls load of birds
| RETRO KID |
 Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 1:31am |
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Rite in a nutshell bought a new jacket from Reiss yesterday. Mate has a hoody on and cant get in the club so I lend him my jacket. Within 20 minutes 3 birds comment on the jacket and he gets talking too them and he gets all 3 of there numbers. Bearing in mind this twat is good looking but has had only 1 shag all year cos he is so useless. I am well pissed off and even 1 bird said he looked better in it than I would! I should of left him too rot outside in the rain in his hoody. He is in the club trying still too nail birds in my coat while iv come home too write this. So pissed off and Iv got too go on holiday tommorow with this cunt and I told him too pack it for me. |
| Jack |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 1:32am |
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Really love the headline style title |
| vip |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 1:32am |
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LOL-ology |
| Guido |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 1:34am |
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Wing man fella..... You never leave your Wing man!! |
| RETRO KID |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 1:44am |
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I can not take abuse saying he looks better in my coat so I can pull her fatter mate. I would be his wingman if he wasnt usually so useless we just tend to go our own ways and I normally come out on top at the end of the nite more often. But now I am gonna get so much piss taken out of me its untrue. |
| Guido |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 1:53am |
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Fatter mate and a shag or home to post on here and a wank..... MMMmmmmm |
| Martinmargiela2002 |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 2:04am |
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Fatter mate and a shag or home to post on here and a wank..... MMMmmmmm
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| RETRO KID |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 2:05am |
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point taken but it pissed me off at the time and he was loving it plus I have work and he doesnt in the morning. If he spunks on my coat my life will be as good as over. |
| stylish |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 2:42am |
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Why don't you go back there and sort it out like a real hard-ass ganstarrr would? I mean this with all seriousness. Walk into the bedroom, punch him in the face (giving him a black eye of course), then steal the jacket back and then break all contact with him. I can see this being a good intro to a movie actually... sorry I've been watching too many ganster films in one night... |
| crackajack |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 2:47am |
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Can we see a pic of this amazing jacket? |
| taosiukei |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 3:21am |
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and one with your mate wearing it, one with you wearing it. and oh, with one with the fat bird please. |
| JimmyC |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 10:41am |
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Yeah i want to see this jacket. |
| Murakami |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 10:42am |
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seconded |
| Homer |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 10:53am |
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| guffer |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 11:48am |
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lol |
| anddy |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 12:01pm |
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Can we see a pic of this amazing jacket?
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| Ruben |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 12:06pm |
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| Homer |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 12:09pm |
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thread of the year ? |
| Marian |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 12:29pm |
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Come on - we have to see the jacket, please ------------- |
| Guido |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 12:31pm |
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| DW |
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2006 - 12:37pm |
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i bet its the same as les battersby's 'pulling' jacket --------------------------------------------------------------- |
