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Need a condom in Dubai!

Mate Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 5:19pm

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Bit of a weird one Laughing out loud But, I need one ASAP and none of the fucking toilets have johnny machines, been running round all the fucking bars etc! Reckon the concierge or guest services will sort me out if I ring them or is that a nono?!

famez Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 5:20pm

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Surely the prostitutes come prepared?

eent Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 5:20pm
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Good luck mate Cool

FUNKY.IN.HULL Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 5:28pm
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Did the girl your with not find it weird you went online to ask your e friends?

Best Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 5:31pm
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just call concierge they will sort you out

Laughing out loud good luck

get pics Eye-wink

Murakami Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 5:32pm
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just have her give you a blowie Smiling

Oasisunit Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 5:34pm
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Murakami wrote:

just have her give you a blowie Smiling

Mate Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 5:37pm

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She's on her way now, I've been stalling, got a blowie last night, she was rubbish. Will report back.

Popeye Doyle Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 5:39pm

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jokes.

San Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 6:03pm
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bareback mate Eye-wink
failing that a crisp packet but remember to double up Laughing out loud

enjoy!

Sarny Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 6:05pm

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any body realistically used anything other than a condom? plastic bags would hurt wouldnt they?

Sarny Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 6:05pm

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not that i'm going to find out any time soon.....

Jason789 Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 6:17pm
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reckon cling film might work

Best Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 6:18pm
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i read in one of my sisters magazine when i was about 12, there was an agony aunt thing and some slag had written in about loosing her virginity in a park to some guy using a asda bag for a condom and if she was pregnant

RETRO KID Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 6:19pm

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My dad was telling me a story about his mate on holiday the other day who had the same problem. He couldnt find any so he used the cellophane from one of his new shirts he packed to go on holiday.

Chilipepper Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 6:32pm

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You might as well just go bareback whaling

Brian Damage Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 6:43pm
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surely you dont need one for wank

stevomacca Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 9:12pm

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superb thread, keep the alternatives coming.
i heard if you punch her on the top of the head afterwards she can't preggers

Guido Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 9:18pm
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unless you've used the ones you've taken it's amateurish to not at least have one with you.

Failing that PM snaye.

New York Herald... Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 9:19pm
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stevomacca wrote:

superb thread, keep the alternatives coming.
i heard if you punch her on the top of the head afterwards she can't preggers

isn't that just if you hit hard enough she'll still be pregnant but wont remember who you were?

Sarny Posted: Wed, 15/08/2007 - 9:24pm

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4hrs later, did u nail her?