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We need a firm definition of just what constitutes a Nan Kid. Post symptoms and celebrity Nan Kids
Definitions
- NOT KNOWING WHAT A NAN KID IS = AUTOMATIC NAN KID
- Eating each component of a meal in order/ Eating all of your fries before even touching your Burger
- Having Ketchup with every meal/ yorkies with every variation of roast dinner
- Wearing your watch so the face is on the underside of your arm
- Will never eat greens or salad. Has to have things like 'creamed carrot'
- Lunches are always stuff like a multipack of biscuits. Cheaper the better. If a packed lunch has to stick to a rigid forumla and any deviation causes concern
- Don't like beer. Only drink vodka and coke
- Don't like spicy stuff. Orders a korma when forced out for a curry
- Is called Pauly
- F1 is his favourite sport
- Is obsessed with modded vehicles.
- Never allowed to see an 18 movie before the age of 18
- Scared of dogs
- When wearing a rucksack they have massive ones with clips across the chest (which they use)
- Uses Lynx
- Video games console taken everywhere, from holidays to a week working in Aberdeen
- Cuts sarnies into 4s
- Doesnt ever drink water BUT conversely, the only hot drink they like is plain hot water
- Wears Astroturf trainers, but never plays footy
- Thinks that dressing up (eg for a night out) means putting on an ill fitting short sleeve shirt.
- Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark
- Shelters work from being copied by others with their arms, nobody wants to copy it
- Throws like a girl / can't catch
- Wears white sports socks with casual shorts
- Scrubs is their favourite show. Got all the box sets
- they dont eat the white of an egg and they deffo dont like tomatoes. the only salad they might eat is cucumber.
- kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball
- at school wore nothing under their uniform jumper
- Still has a velcro wallet
- Wears glasses with transition lenses
- Always the banker in Monopoly
- Goes to Yo-yo / fingerboard / trading card conventions
- Goes/ would go on a cruise
- Mouth breather
- Eats with mouth open and slurps food.
- Tells bragging stories that they think make them sound like a hero, when actually they don't.
- Thinks the bruise/soreness after effects of a small injection is a war wound and needs a return visit to doctor/hospital.
- Receives e-mail alerts for air quality
- Plays Ultimate Frisbee / other sports which aren't really sports
- Uses supposed athletic prowess as reasoning for them not being a nan kid
- Finds fizzy drinks too fizzy
- Has an Alienware laptop
FUK nankids
davinho - goes straight to the top of the lsit as he claims 'dumb and dumber' is the best movie ever made.
coco_m - self confessed
Pauly - banned
Jordan - certified
the conductor - under investigation
r2d2 - going on a cruise
Siriusmo - has never had a brew.
Barrence - Velcro shoes
MuayThaiPimp - tells nankid stories
Duffman - As voted by Fuk
Serbia - Got aids from a flu jab and cant breathe in LDN.
evers} - Has meltdowns when his Arsene Wenger blazer is criticized
d_low} both get nose bleeds if the weather changes a bit too quickly.
Canhato - Watching cartoons all day long.
yellowpages - seperated at birth with scott parker
morgan-r - talks about sex on the internet too much and wont go on holiday to sharm in case of death by shark.
figurine - classes fashion chat on a fashion forum as nan kid
trent, canhoto & lew909 - red dwarf smeg head generals.
Satya - Velcro shoes
Celebrity Nan Kids
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It's either Aberdeen Uni or Robert Gordons University in Aberdeen
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Alex DeLarge wrote:
willesdengreen wrote:
starting uni this year and some guy in the facebook freshers group just posted in it asking if everyone thought it was a good idea to label names on all your clothes
Not so much a nan-kid story, but this term we have to upload a pic of ourselves for our student cards, it has to be a passport one which has to be scanned and uploaded so that our student cards will be ready for us on monday. My mate doesn't have a scanner, so he gave me his passport pic so I could scan and upload it. This is the pic I uploaded for him:
He has had the confirmation email. I haven't told him, just going to let him pick it up on monday...
How did this go down?
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i think this thread could be merged with the motoring thread and no-one would even notice.
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bore off, same as any interest ya dweeb. you're not into cars, you're just into being flashy, hence the big expensive cruisers since day1 (nothing wrong with that). but its like me commenting in the watch thread - people obsessing over details, that to me are minor, but obviously watches arent an interest to me, getsme
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i dont obsess over nothing. hence me being the ultimate anti nan kid.
im into cars and watches, but i havent got the brain of a child and want to make it faster and put false wheels or nato straps onto it so other nan kids admire me and think im a bigger one than even they are cos i make things 'different' .
i just buy cars and watches that i like and keep them bog standard, its what cool people do. 
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Noble Locks wrote:
i dont obsess over nothing.
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noble i hope you are joking
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@ Andy
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Noble Locks wrote:
i just buy cars and watches that i like and keep them bog standard, its what cool people do.
noble fact
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mmmm, you know what i mean. cleanliness/new obsession is different to fiending over something. i think it is anyway.
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Noble Locks wrote:
mmmm, you know what i mean. cleanliness/new obsession is different to fiending over something. i think it is anyway.
yeah well it's not cool to be a dirty tramp
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Got a new guy at work displaying classic nan kid in the office behaviour in that he brings his own sandwiches and eats them in the tea room at lunch in silence on his own rather than going to the pub / getting a sandwich from pret etc / having a wander around the shops like normals.
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Could be an austerity measure.
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nan kids keep shit bog standard noble! they dont have the ambition or imagination to do anything different because their nan never pushed them to do so. hence why every nan kid is extremely dull/boring/bog standard!
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You are missing the point. Noble isn't buying bog standard things. He buys high quality things that have clean lines, top materials and leaves them as they are.
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Mr X wrote:
Could be an austerity measure.
£30k starting salary straight out of uni in the north of england?
Doubt it.
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CovOne wrote:
You are missing the point. Noble isn't buying bog standard things. He buys high quality things that have clean lines, top materials and leaves them as they are.
yeah did miss that. i just dont think its nan kid to mod cars 
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i do. stems from meccano, dungeons and dragons and other shed activities with grandad on the black and decker workmate and vice.
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Posted: Fri, 22/04/2011 - 3:21pm
