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We need a firm definition of just what constitutes a Nan Kid. Post symptoms and celebrity Nan Kids
Definitions
- NOT KNOWING WHAT A NAN KID IS = AUTOMATIC NAN KID
- Eating each component of a meal in order/ Eating all of your fries before even touching your Burger
- Having Ketchup with every meal/ yorkies with every variation of roast dinner
- Wearing your watch so the face is on the underside of your arm
- Will never eat greens or salad. Has to have things like 'creamed carrot'
- Lunches are always stuff like a multipack of biscuits. Cheaper the better. If a packed lunch has to stick to a rigid forumla and any deviation causes concern
- Don't like beer. Only drink vodka and coke
- Don't like spicy stuff. Orders a korma when forced out for a curry
- Is called Pauly
- F1 is his favourite sport
- Is obsessed with modded vehicles.
- Never allowed to see an 18 movie before the age of 18
- Scared of dogs
- When wearing a rucksack they have massive ones with clips across the chest (which they use)
- Uses Lynx
- Video games console taken everywhere, from holidays to a week working in Aberdeen
- Cuts sarnies into 4s
- Doesnt ever drink water BUT conversely, the only hot drink they like is plain hot water
- Wears Astroturf trainers, but never plays footy
- Thinks that dressing up (eg for a night out) means putting on an ill fitting short sleeve shirt.
- Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark
- Shelters work from being copied by others with their arms, nobody wants to copy it
- Throws like a girl / can't catch
- Wears white sports socks with casual shorts
- Scrubs is their favourite show. Got all the box sets
- they dont eat the white of an egg and they deffo dont like tomatoes. the only salad they might eat is cucumber.
- kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball
- at school wore nothing under their uniform jumper
- Still has a velcro wallet
- Wears glasses with transition lenses
- Always the banker in Monopoly
- Goes to Yo-yo / fingerboard / trading card conventions
- Goes/ would go on a cruise
- Mouth breather
- Eats with mouth open and slurps food.
- Tells bragging stories that they think make them sound like a hero, when actually they don't.
- Thinks the bruise/soreness after effects of a small injection is a war wound and needs a return visit to doctor/hospital.
- Receives e-mail alerts for air quality
- Plays Ultimate Frisbee / other sports which aren't really sports
- Uses supposed athletic prowess as reasoning for them not being a nan kid
- Finds fizzy drinks too fizzy
- Has an Alienware laptop
FUK nankids
davinho - goes straight to the top of the lsit as he claims 'dumb and dumber' is the best movie ever made.
coco_m - self confessed
Pauly - banned
Jordan - certified
the conductor - under investigation
r2d2 - going on a cruise
Siriusmo - has never had a brew.
Barrence - Velcro shoes
MuayThaiPimp - tells nankid stories
Duffman - As voted by Fuk
Serbia - Got aids from a flu jab and cant breathe in LDN.
evers} - Has meltdowns when his Arsene Wenger blazer is criticized
d_low} both get nose bleeds if the weather changes a bit too quickly.
Canhato - Watching cartoons all day long.
yellowpages - seperated at birth with scott parker
morgan-r - talks about sex on the internet too much and wont go on holiday to sharm in case of death by shark.
figurine - classes fashion chat on a fashion forum as nan kid
trent, canhoto & lew909 - red dwarf smeg head generals.
Satya - Velcro shoes
Celebrity Nan Kids
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Can we get that clip Donuts posted linked in the thread title? Never seen a better example of a nankid in action then in that video.
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Every premier league referee is a certified nan kid apart from Howard Webb. Maybe Clattenburg as well, he's just a try hard loser
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think i might be putting myself in here, im taping 'little house on the prarie' from the very first episode on true entertainment and loving every minute of it. (though i think i might be counter acting the nan'ism a tad by taping 'roots' on the same channel)
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Yeah fuck that add noble to the list^  'little house on the prairie' get da fuck, you cunt people over lord of the rings, 'little house on the prairie' roots don't save you homie.
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Locks watch the episode when that store owner wife, humbles herself cos of the little black boy.
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Can someone remind me why scott parkers a nan kid?
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watch him run
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Or PM Duff
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Waiting in a pub as my train got delayed and 4 nans came and sat next near me (waiting for same train).
One proceeds to get his packed lunch out and eat it in the pub (bottle orange fantsa, egg and cress sandwich on white and walkers cheese and onion crisps). Only one gets a beer as the the other two "non pack lunchers" say they don't want to spend too much money.
all of them had the classic nan kid trait that I don't think anyone has mentioned before:
"Has unstyled wirey hair"
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eating packed lunch in a fucking pub geez
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nankid
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kid unknown
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scared of, or upset by, moths or other insects (fair play if something like a hercules beetle came wandering through your house though)
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thats a good one.
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I don't like the cunts cos they cause damage, where as bawsman doesn't want them 'jamming at his yard'
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Holding the rail as they ascend/descend the stairs with their feet at an angle...
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rural wrote:
I don't like the cunts cos they cause damage, where as bawsman doesn't want them 'jamming at his yard'
I didn't mean what you said, clothes moths are different. Found out I had some of the fuckers knocking about in my stored stuff at home, wrecked a couple of knits.
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Proper nan kid in this uni class room right now. Came in to finish some work quickly and our class rooms have lights that switch off if there is no movement.
I go in the room (he's the only one in there) and he's just sat there in the dark
Pretty sure he has some sort of blanket/jumper over his legs too to keep him warm  It aint even cold.
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Posted: Fri, 22/04/2011 - 3:21pm
