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We need a firm definition of just what constitutes a Nan Kid. Post symptoms and celebrity Nan Kids
Definitions
- NOT KNOWING WHAT A NAN KID IS = AUTOMATIC NAN KID
- Eating each component of a meal in order/ Eating all of your fries before even touching your Burger
- Having Ketchup with every meal/ yorkies with every variation of roast dinner
- Wearing your watch so the face is on the underside of your arm
- Will never eat greens or salad. Has to have things like 'creamed carrot'
- Lunches are always stuff like a multipack of biscuits. Cheaper the better. If a packed lunch has to stick to a rigid forumla and any deviation causes concern
- Don't like beer. Only drink vodka and coke
- Don't like spicy stuff. Orders a korma when forced out for a curry
- Is called Pauly
- F1 is his favourite sport
- Is obsessed with modded vehicles.
- Never allowed to see an 18 movie before the age of 18
- Scared of dogs
- When wearing a rucksack they have massive ones with clips across the chest (which they use)
- Uses Lynx
- Video games console taken everywhere, from holidays to a week working in Aberdeen
- Cuts sarnies into 4s
- Doesnt ever drink water BUT conversely, the only hot drink they like is plain hot water
- Wears Astroturf trainers, but never plays footy
- Thinks that dressing up (eg for a night out) means putting on an ill fitting short sleeve shirt.
- Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark
- Shelters work from being copied by others with their arms, nobody wants to copy it
- Throws like a girl / can't catch
- Wears white sports socks with casual shorts
- Scrubs is their favourite show. Got all the box sets
- they dont eat the white of an egg and they deffo dont like tomatoes. the only salad they might eat is cucumber.
- kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball
- at school wore nothing under their uniform jumper
- Still has a velcro wallet
- Wears glasses with transition lenses
- Always the banker in Monopoly
- Goes to Yo-yo / fingerboard / trading card conventions
- Goes/ would go on a cruise
- Mouth breather
- Eats with mouth open and slurps food.
- Tells bragging stories that they think make them sound like a hero, when actually they don't.
- Thinks the bruise/soreness after effects of a small injection is a war wound and needs a return visit to doctor/hospital.
- Receives e-mail alerts for air quality
- Plays Ultimate Frisbee / other sports which aren't really sports
- Uses supposed athletic prowess as reasoning for them not being a nan kid
- Finds fizzy drinks too fizzy
- Has an Alienware laptop
FUK nankids
davinho - goes straight to the top of the lsit as he claims 'dumb and dumber' is the best movie ever made.
coco_m - self confessed
Pauly - banned
Jordan - certified
the conductor - under investigation
r2d2 - going on a cruise
Siriusmo - has never had a brew.
Barrence - Velcro shoes
MuayThaiPimp - tells nankid stories
Duffman - As voted by Fuk
Serbia - Got aids from a flu jab and cant breathe in LDN.
evers} - Has meltdowns when his Arsene Wenger blazer is criticized
d_low} both get nose bleeds if the weather changes a bit too quickly.
Canhato - Watching cartoons all day long.
yellowpages - seperated at birth with scott parker
morgan-r - talks about sex on the internet too much and wont go on holiday to sharm in case of death by shark.
figurine - classes fashion chat on a fashion forum as nan kid
trent, canhoto & lew909 - red dwarf smeg head generals.
Satya - Velcro shoes
Celebrity Nan Kids
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Calls there parents 'rents'
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says there well into to dubstep, when the truth is they've looked at UKF on youtube a couple of times.
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Doesn't know the difference between 'their, they're and there'
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Just liking dubstep in the first place in nankid.
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CSB - Printed off the nankid definitions from the opening post and gave them to the nankid at work yesterday. He ticked 13 of the definitions and I reckon there are a good few more he didn't.
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classes baked beans as a vegetable portion
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Beans can be one of your 5 a day
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Was gonna say. I thought they were?
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enough sugar in them tho...not really a veg
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it says it on the tin, so they must be a lovely veg. just dont over cook them and rid them of all their fresh goodness please
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Believes what it says on the tin. Nankid/s 
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has tomatoes and sweetcorn with roast beef roasties and gravy.
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LMC wrote:
Calls there parents 'rents'
Anyone else see the flaw in this?
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Master Blaster wrote:
Just liking dubstep in the first place in nankid.
One of the fundamental definitions is being out of touch with people. Congratulations
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Noble Locks wrote:
has tomatoes and sweetcorn with roast beef roasties and gravy.
fuck off 
as stated, i was at work. unfortunately I cant decide on what veg the chef cooks.
tomato was from the starters buffet, but was a massive roast so only fancied a bit of tomato & mozzarella.
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They say "fooking" instead of "fucking" because they can't bring themselves to swear. 
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or just say "oh flip!!"
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Has a Tom Cruise DVD collection
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takinglives wrote:
Has a Tom Cruise DVD collection
Know quite a few 'normal' people in their late 20's with this. (Not myself though)
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Posted: Fri, 22/04/2011 - 3:21pm
