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We need a firm definition of just what constitutes a Nan Kid. Post symptoms and celebrity Nan Kids
Definitions
- NOT KNOWING WHAT A NAN KID IS = AUTOMATIC NAN KID
- Eating each component of a meal in order/ Eating all of your fries before even touching your Burger
- Having Ketchup with every meal/ yorkies with every variation of roast dinner
- Wearing your watch so the face is on the underside of your arm
- Will never eat greens or salad. Has to have things like 'creamed carrot'
- Lunches are always stuff like a multipack of biscuits. Cheaper the better. If a packed lunch has to stick to a rigid forumla and any deviation causes concern
- Don't like beer. Only drink vodka and coke
- Don't like spicy stuff. Orders a korma when forced out for a curry
- Is called Pauly
- F1 is his favourite sport
- Is obsessed with modded vehicles.
- Never allowed to see an 18 movie before the age of 18
- Scared of dogs
- When wearing a rucksack they have massive ones with clips across the chest (which they use)
- Uses Lynx
- Video games console taken everywhere, from holidays to a week working in Aberdeen
- Cuts sarnies into 4s
- Doesnt ever drink water BUT conversely, the only hot drink they like is plain hot water
- Wears Astroturf trainers, but never plays footy
- Thinks that dressing up (eg for a night out) means putting on an ill fitting short sleeve shirt.
- Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark
- Shelters work from being copied by others with their arms, nobody wants to copy it
- Throws like a girl / can't catch
- Wears white sports socks with casual shorts
- Scrubs is their favourite show. Got all the box sets
- they dont eat the white of an egg and they deffo dont like tomatoes. the only salad they might eat is cucumber.
- kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball
- at school wore nothing under their uniform jumper
- Still has a velcro wallet
- Wears glasses with transition lenses
- Always the banker in Monopoly
- Goes to Yo-yo / fingerboard / trading card conventions
- Goes/ would go on a cruise
- Mouth breather
- Eats with mouth open and slurps food.
- Tells bragging stories that they think make them sound like a hero, when actually they don't.
- Thinks the bruise/soreness after effects of a small injection is a war wound and needs a return visit to doctor/hospital.
- Receives e-mail alerts for air quality
- Plays Ultimate Frisbee / other sports which aren't really sports
- Uses supposed athletic prowess as reasoning for them not being a nan kid
- Finds fizzy drinks too fizzy
- Has an Alienware laptop
FUK nankids
davinho - goes straight to the top of the lsit as he claims 'dumb and dumber' is the best movie ever made.
coco_m - self confessed
Pauly - banned
Jordan - certified
the conductor - under investigation
r2d2 - going on a cruise
Siriusmo - has never had a brew.
Barrence - Velcro shoes
MuayThaiPimp - tells nankid stories
Duffman - As voted by Fuk
Serbia - Got aids from a flu jab and cant breathe in LDN.
evers} - Has meltdowns when his Arsene Wenger blazer is criticized
d_low} both get nose bleeds if the weather changes a bit too quickly.
Canhato - Watching cartoons all day long.
yellowpages - seperated at birth with scott parker
morgan-r - talks about sex on the internet too much and wont go on holiday to sharm in case of death by shark.
figurine - classes fashion chat on a fashion forum as nan kid
trent, canhoto & lew909 - red dwarf smeg head generals.
Satya - Velcro shoes
Celebrity Nan Kids
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Has never drank a pint
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that was unpredictable
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Goes to see WWE. (over age of 14)
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Specifically chooses catered accommodation at university
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^^^ 100%
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zoom wrote:
You tell us then, define what music nan kids too then?
I always associated nan-kid with pop music. I.e tinie tempah, jls, Jessie j etc etc
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Pop music is the 100% complete opposite of nan kid.
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MoB wrote:
Pop music is the 100% complete opposite of nan kid.
Nan-kid = sheltered lifestyle
I've always associated this with pop
Edit: thinking about it comparing to nan-kids I know... I retract it.
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you're wrong.
The truest form of nan kid, as defined in it's initial incarnation is someone who lived with or spent a huge amount of time with their nan. Chances are their music choices are music their nan listens to and loves. Same reason for their love for fred and ginge & dad's army.
99% of the definitions in this thread are bubble boys and mummy's little soldiers.
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Can't go toilet anywhere except their nuggly little poo poo box at home.
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no chance. i reckon 90% of british people who aint covered in tattoos wont shit in public shitters. i dont know any of my pals who do unless its an emergency either.
imodiums ftw.
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the way he's holding the coffee mug is a bit nan-kid no?
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Enjoys smell of own fart
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calls people a wetwipe....
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Doesnt enjoy the smell of own fart.
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Cat Litter wrote:
Enjoys smell of own fart
BAN
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ODB wrote:
Cat Litter wrote:
Enjoys smell of own fart
BAN
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Everyone likes their own brand.
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Can somebody settle this...?
Is choosing the same restaurant, and ordering the same dish every time at said restaurant = nan kid behaviour?
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Posted: Fri, 22/04/2011 - 3:21pm
