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We need a firm definition of just what constitutes a Nan Kid. Post symptoms and celebrity Nan Kids
Definitions
- NOT KNOWING WHAT A NAN KID IS = AUTOMATIC NAN KID
- Eating each component of a meal in order/ Eating all of your fries before even touching your Burger
- Having Ketchup with every meal/ yorkies with every variation of roast dinner
- Wearing your watch so the face is on the underside of your arm
- Will never eat greens or salad. Has to have things like 'creamed carrot'
- Lunches are always stuff like a multipack of biscuits. Cheaper the better. If a packed lunch has to stick to a rigid forumla and any deviation causes concern
- Don't like beer. Only drink vodka and coke
- Don't like spicy stuff. Orders a korma when forced out for a curry
- Is called Pauly
- F1 is his favourite sport
- Is obsessed with modded vehicles.
- Never allowed to see an 18 movie before the age of 18
- Scared of dogs
- When wearing a rucksack they have massive ones with clips across the chest (which they use)
- Uses Lynx
- Video games console taken everywhere, from holidays to a week working in Aberdeen
- Cuts sarnies into 4s
- Doesnt ever drink water BUT conversely, the only hot drink they like is plain hot water
- Wears Astroturf trainers, but never plays footy
- Thinks that dressing up (eg for a night out) means putting on an ill fitting short sleeve shirt.
- Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark
- Shelters work from being copied by others with their arms, nobody wants to copy it
- Throws like a girl / can't catch
- Wears white sports socks with casual shorts
- Scrubs is their favourite show. Got all the box sets
- they dont eat the white of an egg and they deffo dont like tomatoes. the only salad they might eat is cucumber.
- kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball
- at school wore nothing under their uniform jumper
- Still has a velcro wallet
- Wears glasses with transition lenses
- Always the banker in Monopoly
- Goes to Yo-yo / fingerboard / trading card conventions
- Goes/ would go on a cruise
- Mouth breather
- Eats with mouth open and slurps food.
- Tells bragging stories that they think make them sound like a hero, when actually they don't.
- Thinks the bruise/soreness after effects of a small injection is a war wound and needs a return visit to doctor/hospital.
- Receives e-mail alerts for air quality
- Plays Ultimate Frisbee / other sports which aren't really sports
- Uses supposed athletic prowess as reasoning for them not being a nan kid
- Finds fizzy drinks too fizzy
- Has an Alienware laptop
FUK nankids
davinho - goes straight to the top of the lsit as he claims 'dumb and dumber' is the best movie ever made.
coco_m - self confessed
Pauly - banned
Jordan - certified
the conductor - under investigation
r2d2 - going on a cruise
Siriusmo - has never had a brew.
Barrence - Velcro shoes
MuayThaiPimp - tells nankid stories
Duffman - As voted by Fuk
Serbia - Got aids from a flu jab and cant breathe in LDN.
evers} - Has meltdowns when his Arsene Wenger blazer is criticized
d_low} both get nose bleeds if the weather changes a bit too quickly.
Canhato - Watching cartoons all day long.
yellowpages - seperated at birth with scott parker
morgan-r - talks about sex on the internet too much and wont go on holiday to sharm in case of death by shark.
figurine - classes fashion chat on a fashion forum as nan kid
trent, canhoto & lew909 - red dwarf smeg head generals.
Satya - Velcro shoes
Celebrity Nan Kids
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nah, i did it at the belvedere on hanger lane and did it once a week for about ten years.
(minestrone soup and spag bol.)
people used to proper take the piss (even the owners and staff) but it was the best soup and spag ive ever had, so i couldnt chose anything else cos i loved it so much. (did try a couple of times to have somethig else, but didnt enjoy it as much, so whats the point)
also always have 'katsu curry' everytime i go to wagas as well. (do fuck about with the starters though)
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No, but I have an annoying mate who always orders the same thing as me when out anywhere. Even when I change my mind, he fucking changes his. Gets on my tits.
Come to think of it, he’s always got a paper bag of mints on him. Thought it was a scottish thing, but maybe not.
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swiftus wrote:
Can somebody settle this...?
Is choosing the same restaurant, and ordering the same dish every time at said restaurant = nan kid behaviour?
Of course it is.
It's "sticking with what they know". Just like why they always order korma/ Only order a big mac (take out all salad) etc, margeretta pizza.
My nan had a routine with everything and food had to be the same every week\month.
Roast on Sundays, fish on Fridays, ham sandwich at sat lunch time.
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YLAup wrote:
Come to think of it, he’s always got a paper bag of mints on him. Thought it was a scottish thing, but maybe not.
lul wut
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paper bag of mints? what
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swiftus wrote:
Is choosing the same restaurant, and ordering the same dish every time at said restaurant = nan kid behaviour?
Surely it depends a bit on the context? Having a favourite restaurant and a favourite dish at said restaurant isn't automatically nan kid.
If they've never tried anything else at the restaurant then that's a bit weird. But after trying other things if you really like something, why order something else that's going to be second best?
YLAup wrote:
I have an annoying mate who always orders the same thing as me when out anywhere. Even when I change my mind, he fucking changes his.
He fancies you.
YLAup wrote:
he’s always got a paper bag of mints on him. Thought it was a scottish thing
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YLAup wrote:
Come to think of it, he’s always got a paper bag of mints on him. Thought it was a scottish thing, but maybe not.
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scots are well known for it, thats why they wear sporrans
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Jordan wrote:
scots are well known for it, thats why they wear sporrans
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He got a can of IRN-BRU and a Tunnocks bar in the other pocket YLAup?
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Noble Locks wrote:
nah, i did it at the belvedere on hanger lane and did it once a week for about ten years.
(minestrone soup and spag bol.)
people used to proper take the piss (even the owners and staff) but it was the best soup and spag ive ever had, so i couldnt chose anything else cos i loved it so much. (did try a couple of times to have somethig else, but didnt enjoy it as much, so whats the point)
also always have 'katsu curry' everytime i go to wagas as well. (do fuck about with the starters though)
that minestrone soup is OP, havent been there in ages though
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probably been done: gets the sniffles. googles symptoms, thinks they have cancer
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loves the queen
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andymakesglasses wrote:
swiftus wrote:
Is choosing the same restaurant, and ordering the same dish every time at said restaurant = nan kid behaviour?
Surely it depends a bit on the context? Having a favourite restaurant and a favourite dish at said restaurant isn't automatically nan kid.
If they've never tried anything else at the restaurant then that's a bit weird. But after trying other things if you really like something, why order something else that's going to be second best?
Ok, so a couple of my mates are definitely the latter. Try to convince them everytime we go out to eat to try something different, but we always end up in Nando's or Hare and Tortoise.
Their excuse is: food means too much to me, I don't want to try something new and discover it's shit, cos then I'll feel like I just wasted a meal"
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swiftus wrote:
Their excuse is: food means too much to me, I don't want to try something new and discover it's shit, cos then I'll feel like I just wasted a meal"
haha heard that one many a time. Cheap bastards.
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Farrell wrote:
loves the queen
went to sign that princess di condolence book
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swiftus wrote:
andymakesglasses wrote:
swiftus wrote:
Is choosing the same restaurant, and ordering the same dish every time at said restaurant = nan kid behaviour?
Surely it depends a bit on the context? Having a favourite restaurant and a favourite dish at said restaurant isn't automatically nan kid.
If they've never tried anything else at the restaurant then that's a bit weird. But after trying other things if you really like something, why order something else that's going to be second best?
Ok, so a couple of my mates are definitely the latter. Try to convince them everytime we go out to eat to try something different, but we always end up in Nando's or Hare and Tortoise.
Their excuse is: food means too much to me, I don't want to try something new and discover it's shit, cos then I'll feel like I just wasted a meal"
haha then going to nandoes. biggest waste of money on food, dry chicken in a bun. woo hoo.
i always actually discussing whether nandoes is for nan kids with a housemate the other day, came to the conclusion that it is only if you get lemon and herb chicken burger
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Thinking nando's is a restaurant is nan kid.
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Still buying + wearing supreme
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"Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark" - dunt really work then...
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Posted: Fri, 22/04/2011 - 3:21pm
