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We need a firm definition of just what constitutes a Nan Kid. Post symptoms and celebrity Nan Kids
Definitions
- NOT KNOWING WHAT A NAN KID IS = AUTOMATIC NAN KID
- Eating each component of a meal in order/ Eating all of your fries before even touching your Burger
- Having Ketchup with every meal/ yorkies with every variation of roast dinner
- Wearing your watch so the face is on the underside of your arm
- Will never eat greens or salad. Has to have things like 'creamed carrot'
- Lunches are always stuff like a multipack of biscuits. Cheaper the better. If a packed lunch has to stick to a rigid forumla and any deviation causes concern
- Don't like beer. Only drink vodka and coke
- Don't like spicy stuff. Orders a korma when forced out for a curry
- Is called Pauly
- F1 is his favourite sport
- Is obsessed with modded vehicles.
- Never allowed to see an 18 movie before the age of 18
- Scared of dogs
- When wearing a rucksack they have massive ones with clips across the chest (which they use)
- Uses Lynx
- Video games console taken everywhere, from holidays to a week working in Aberdeen
- Cuts sarnies into 4s
- Doesnt ever drink water BUT conversely, the only hot drink they like is plain hot water
- Wears Astroturf trainers, but never plays footy
- Thinks that dressing up (eg for a night out) means putting on an ill fitting short sleeve shirt.
- Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark
- Shelters work from being copied by others with their arms, nobody wants to copy it
- Throws like a girl / can't catch
- Wears white sports socks with casual shorts
- Scrubs is their favourite show. Got all the box sets
- they dont eat the white of an egg and they deffo dont like tomatoes. the only salad they might eat is cucumber.
- kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball
- at school wore nothing under their uniform jumper
- Still has a velcro wallet
- Wears glasses with transition lenses
- Always the banker in Monopoly
- Goes to Yo-yo / fingerboard / trading card conventions
- Goes/ would go on a cruise
- Mouth breather
- Eats with mouth open and slurps food.
- Tells bragging stories that they think make them sound like a hero, when actually they don't.
- Thinks the bruise/soreness after effects of a small injection is a war wound and needs a return visit to doctor/hospital.
- Receives e-mail alerts for air quality
- Plays Ultimate Frisbee / other sports which aren't really sports
- Uses supposed athletic prowess as reasoning for them not being a nan kid
- Finds fizzy drinks too fizzy
- Has an Alienware laptop
FUK nankids
davinho - goes straight to the top of the lsit as he claims 'dumb and dumber' is the best movie ever made.
coco_m - self confessed
Pauly - banned
Jordan - certified
the conductor - under investigation
r2d2 - going on a cruise
Siriusmo - has never had a brew.
Barrence - Velcro shoes
MuayThaiPimp - tells nankid stories
Duffman - As voted by Fuk
Serbia - Got aids from a flu jab and cant breathe in LDN.
evers} - Has meltdowns when his Arsene Wenger blazer is criticized
d_low} both get nose bleeds if the weather changes a bit too quickly.
Canhato - Watching cartoons all day long.
yellowpages - seperated at birth with scott parker
morgan-r - talks about sex on the internet too much and wont go on holiday to sharm in case of death by shark.
figurine - classes fashion chat on a fashion forum as nan kid
trent, canhoto & lew909 - red dwarf smeg head generals.
Satya - Velcro shoes
Celebrity Nan Kids
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rural wrote:
The cling filmed sandwiches are LOL
Proper  at that
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Jordan wrote:
Got one of them bearbricks half of you lot got too innit?
no.
that seems to be a lego star wars man.
be@rbricks are still  if you know how to rock one.
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Goldie wrote:
Is there something going off in geek land tonight? A few statuses/posts counting down to summat with all the nerds on my facebook and some lad just posted this:
I see your wrapped sandwhiches and raise you pure gluttony
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"Roll on 11pm, sleep when you're dead!!"
This cracked me up.
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need an expert's opinion on this... is it because im foreign or is anything made by mr kipling nan-kid? cherry bakewells and french fancies just seem so naff and shit, surely a true nan kid treat?
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Jordan?
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Overcomplicates simple tasks such as a sweepstake.
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cant ride a bike, road bikes are "well dodgy"
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fo, clutching at straws now. only ever ridden bmx's and mountain bikes. if anything roadbikes were always nan-kidish until recently where they're what the cool kids ride
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perhaps get some stabilisers on for a bit  (no beef)
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Some kind of allergy/intollerance, the best being peanuts and/or lactose, though gluton is quite popular, causes nankid to go on and on about how hard life is because he can't eat cheese
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Razorlight123 wrote:
Woah there, no class or taste?! Have you seen how Mario Balotelli dresses... One of GQs best dressed men...
all you need to do is spend $2000 on a "nice suit" to be in GQs Best Dressed list
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BOOKSTORECORE wrote:
"Roll on 11pm, sleep when you're dead!!"
This cracked me up.
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wtf was that for?
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Owns one pair of trainers at a time. Wears until totally beaten and soles have gone. Finds it a chore replacing them, however when he does, wears his new pair out and leaves old pair in box with the shoe shop for them to bin.
Also does laces bare tight.
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^yes, leaves old shoes at shop
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Mud encrusted Osiris or etnies mega beaters
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Posts shit signs of nan kids
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Posted: Fri, 22/04/2011 - 3:21pm
