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We need a firm definition of just what constitutes a Nan Kid. Post symptoms and celebrity Nan Kids
Definitions
- NOT KNOWING WHAT A NAN KID IS = AUTOMATIC NAN KID
- Eating each component of a meal in order/ Eating all of your fries before even touching your Burger
- Having Ketchup with every meal/ yorkies with every variation of roast dinner
- Wearing your watch so the face is on the underside of your arm
- Will never eat greens or salad. Has to have things like 'creamed carrot'
- Lunches are always stuff like a multipack of biscuits. Cheaper the better. If a packed lunch has to stick to a rigid forumla and any deviation causes concern
- Don't like beer. Only drink vodka and coke
- Don't like spicy stuff. Orders a korma when forced out for a curry
- Is called Pauly
- F1 is his favourite sport
- Is obsessed with modded vehicles.
- Never allowed to see an 18 movie before the age of 18
- Scared of dogs
- When wearing a rucksack they have massive ones with clips across the chest (which they use)
- Uses Lynx
- Video games console taken everywhere, from holidays to a week working in Aberdeen
- Cuts sarnies into 4s
- Doesnt ever drink water BUT conversely, the only hot drink they like is plain hot water
- Wears Astroturf trainers, but never plays footy
- Thinks that dressing up (eg for a night out) means putting on an ill fitting short sleeve shirt.
- Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark
- Shelters work from being copied by others with their arms, nobody wants to copy it
- Throws like a girl / can't catch
- Wears white sports socks with casual shorts
- Scrubs is their favourite show. Got all the box sets
- they dont eat the white of an egg and they deffo dont like tomatoes. the only salad they might eat is cucumber.
- kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball
- at school wore nothing under their uniform jumper
- Still has a velcro wallet
- Wears glasses with transition lenses
- Always the banker in Monopoly
- Goes to Yo-yo / fingerboard / trading card conventions
- Goes/ would go on a cruise
- Mouth breather
- Eats with mouth open and slurps food.
- Tells bragging stories that they think make them sound like a hero, when actually they don't.
- Thinks the bruise/soreness after effects of a small injection is a war wound and needs a return visit to doctor/hospital.
- Receives e-mail alerts for air quality
- Plays Ultimate Frisbee / other sports which aren't really sports
- Uses supposed athletic prowess as reasoning for them not being a nan kid
- Finds fizzy drinks too fizzy
- Has an Alienware laptop
FUK nankids
davinho - goes straight to the top of the lsit as he claims 'dumb and dumber' is the best movie ever made.
coco_m - self confessed
Pauly - banned
Jordan - certified
the conductor - under investigation
r2d2 - going on a cruise
Siriusmo - has never had a brew.
Barrence - Velcro shoes
MuayThaiPimp - tells nankid stories
Duffman - As voted by Fuk
Serbia - Got aids from a flu jab and cant breathe in LDN.
evers} - Has meltdowns when his Arsene Wenger blazer is criticized
d_low} both get nose bleeds if the weather changes a bit too quickly.
Canhato - Watching cartoons all day long.
yellowpages - seperated at birth with scott parker
morgan-r - talks about sex on the internet too much and wont go on holiday to sharm in case of death by shark.
figurine - classes fashion chat on a fashion forum as nan kid
trent, canhoto & lew909 - red dwarf smeg head generals.
Satya - Velcro shoes
Celebrity Nan Kids
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questions wrote:
how the fuck could we miss that one
amazing shout. P plates is a true nan kid trait
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You mean children?
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inverse square wrote:
You mean children?
think you have to be 17 to drive?
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also how can we have missed "scared of flying".
this nankid was hyperventilating on the bus thing going to the airplane, then once on the plane, demanded water as soon as he got through the door. sweated like a paedo in a playground and kept getting up and demanding water/juice the whole journey.
he spoke inbetween gulps/gasps of air too....
im *gasp* scared *gulp* of *gasp* flying *gulp*
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also true. nan kids only go on holiday to cornwall/devon (might have taken the ferry to calais once) and therefore develop an irrational fear of aeroplanes
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Hyped over Wimbledon.
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themistake wrote:
also how can we have missed "scared of flying".
this nankid was hyperventilating on the bus thing going to the airplane, then once on the plane, demanded water as soon as he got through the door. sweated like a paedo in a playground and kept getting up and demanding water/juice the whole journey.
he spoke inbetween gulps/gasps of air too....
im *gasp* scared *gulp* of *gasp* flying *gulp*
Pm pand
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burny wrote:
Hyped over Wimbledon.
Tennis deffo Nan Kid sport.
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themistake wrote:
also how can we have missed "scared of flying".
this nankid was hyperventilating on the bus thing going to the airplane, then once on the plane, demanded water as soon as he got through the door. sweated like a paedo in a playground and kept getting up and demanding water/juice the whole journey.
he spoke inbetween gulps/gasps of air too....
im *gasp* scared *gulp* of *gasp* flying *gulp*
i had one of them on my row last flight, too scared to look out the window
he was using his blackberry, ipod nano, kindle and the in flight movies AT THE SAME TIME
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Collects beer mats?
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collects anything tbh
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...like clothes and shoes?
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i know someone who came home from IOW festival yesterday morning because it was "too muddy"
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Im with them on that, couldnt pay me to go live in a 3rd world country for 3 days. Fuck that shit.
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goes out in an england shirt and comes home crying in it.
thinks england will ever ever ever ever ever get further than the first game after the groups of any competition cos he loves the queen and samdwiches with no crusts and thinks its is birth right along with shearer, ian wright and venables.
serious nan kid traits.
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Thinking that going to a festival and having to live like swampy for 4 days as its "part of the experience" is nan kid.
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 For the record, I did change my shirt.
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InWonderland wrote:
...like clothes and shoes?
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^ carls stussy shirt?
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Sixtwo wrote:
Collects beer mats?
Collects bottle lids
Collects stamps
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Posted: Fri, 22/04/2011 - 3:21pm
