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We need a firm definition of just what constitutes a Nan Kid. Post symptoms and celebrity Nan Kids
Definitions
- NOT KNOWING WHAT A NAN KID IS = AUTOMATIC NAN KID
- Eating each component of a meal in order/ Eating all of your fries before even touching your Burger
- Having Ketchup with every meal/ yorkies with every variation of roast dinner
- Wearing your watch so the face is on the underside of your arm
- Will never eat greens or salad. Has to have things like 'creamed carrot'
- Lunches are always stuff like a multipack of biscuits. Cheaper the better. If a packed lunch has to stick to a rigid forumla and any deviation causes concern
- Don't like beer. Only drink vodka and coke
- Don't like spicy stuff. Orders a korma when forced out for a curry
- Is called Pauly
- F1 is his favourite sport
- Is obsessed with modded vehicles.
- Never allowed to see an 18 movie before the age of 18
- Scared of dogs
- When wearing a rucksack they have massive ones with clips across the chest (which they use)
- Uses Lynx
- Video games console taken everywhere, from holidays to a week working in Aberdeen
- Cuts sarnies into 4s
- Doesnt ever drink water BUT conversely, the only hot drink they like is plain hot water
- Wears Astroturf trainers, but never plays footy
- Thinks that dressing up (eg for a night out) means putting on an ill fitting short sleeve shirt.
- Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark
- Shelters work from being copied by others with their arms, nobody wants to copy it
- Throws like a girl / can't catch
- Wears white sports socks with casual shorts
- Scrubs is their favourite show. Got all the box sets
- they dont eat the white of an egg and they deffo dont like tomatoes. the only salad they might eat is cucumber.
- kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball
- at school wore nothing under their uniform jumper
- Still has a velcro wallet
- Wears glasses with transition lenses
- Always the banker in Monopoly
- Goes to Yo-yo / fingerboard / trading card conventions
- Goes/ would go on a cruise
- Mouth breather
- Eats with mouth open and slurps food.
- Tells bragging stories that they think make them sound like a hero, when actually they don't.
- Thinks the bruise/soreness after effects of a small injection is a war wound and needs a return visit to doctor/hospital.
- Receives e-mail alerts for air quality
- Plays Ultimate Frisbee / other sports which aren't really sports
- Uses supposed athletic prowess as reasoning for them not being a nan kid
- Finds fizzy drinks too fizzy
- Has an Alienware laptop
FUK nankids
davinho - goes straight to the top of the lsit as he claims 'dumb and dumber' is the best movie ever made.
coco_m - self confessed
Pauly - banned
Jordan - certified
the conductor - under investigation
r2d2 - going on a cruise
Siriusmo - has never had a brew.
Barrence - Velcro shoes
MuayThaiPimp - tells nankid stories
Duffman - As voted by Fuk
Serbia - Got aids from a flu jab and cant breathe in LDN.
evers} - Has meltdowns when his Arsene Wenger blazer is criticized
d_low} both get nose bleeds if the weather changes a bit too quickly.
Canhato - Watching cartoons all day long.
yellowpages - seperated at birth with scott parker
morgan-r - talks about sex on the internet too much and wont go on holiday to sharm in case of death by shark.
figurine - classes fashion chat on a fashion forum as nan kid
trent, canhoto & lew909 - red dwarf smeg head generals.
Satya - Velcro shoes
Celebrity Nan Kids
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Yeah, your right actually. I got confused and thought you meant has watched/used to like the simpsons.
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Fair enough if you had said fucking Stargate: Atlantis. But the Simpsons, a high point of western pop culture, and speaking objectively, possibly the best TV show ever made? Totally ridiculous - granted, it has gotten so bad that watching it now is like bumping into an ex from a few years back who has popped out a couple of kids and really let herself go.
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men automatically stop watching cartoons after thier first fuck.
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Noble Locks wrote:
men automatically stop watching cartoons after thier first fuck.
True dat...
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bullshit. family guy is quality.
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Noble Locks wrote:
men automatically stop watching cartoons after thier first fuck.
guess i had my first fuck at about the age of 8 then
tv went downhill with the advent of power rangers and pokemon, nothing on the golden years of the late 80s/early 90s when every cartoon was a mildly homoerotic metaphor for the cold war
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hassanova wrote:
South Park is an exception to that surely
pretty certain anything played on adult swim doesn't count
then again anyone frequently watching adult swim shows probably isn't getting much pussy
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Double D wrote:
Noble Locks wrote:
men automatically stop watching cartoons after thier first fuck.
guess i had my first fuck at about the age of 8 then
tv went downhill with the advent of power rangers and pokemon, nothing on the golden years of the late 80s/early 90s when every cartoon was a mildly homoerotic metaphor for the cold war
are you milspex, are you milspex, are you milspex in disguise
I agree adult swim is a separate thing though
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I also agree
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Noble Locks wrote:
i reckon it gets in. anyone over 18 watching any cartoons regularly is nan boy.
It's the regularly aspect that makes him nan-kid.
OG simpsons is class, you pick up on shit that you didn't understand before, kinda timeless.
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Might as well put me in the nan kid hall of shame.
I watch loads of cartoons/films. Always have, helps me with my job. (Cack excuse but truth, never had problems with the ladies either)
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wears short sleeve shirts
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Is a member of the Pirate/Toast/Electronic Gaming Society at uni
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Always gets a receipt when withdrawing cash from a cash machine.
And saves it.
Just in case anything goes wrong.
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Not sure if this is Nan kid behavior, or just a weirdo trait but a 21yr old kid who works for me made himself a name tag Apparently everyone kept forgetting his name as he's "the new guy". He's been with us 6 months and i've never seen anyone forget his name.
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its deffo up there.
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that's very good. assigning yourself a nick name is even more nan kid.
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Posted: Fri, 22/04/2011 - 3:21pm
