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.. say thank you when you hold a door open for them..
especially when they are coming in the opposite direction and you let them pass through.. what the fuck? is my name benson or someink? the fuck!
thank you's cost nothing.. same thing applies when driving.. common courtesy cost nothing. general respect is what makes the world a nicer place..
karma you dumb bitch, one day you will get an std and then who'll be laughing..
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..get off of gym machines when they're not using them...twats.
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Tis women who never say thanks. I believe because in some twisted way by doing so they believe that by holding the door open it's a come on and if they say thanks they're encouraging you.
Now I'll hold the door open and slam it in the bitches face! Least I get to knock her back that way! Slag!
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...do any exercise so they take up 1.5 seats on a train
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...who talk really loudly on the train at 7 in the morning for the full hour journey when everyone else around them is looking fucking annoyed.
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...either wash their clothes, or else hang up everything in the kitchen and then stink of chip fat/whatever skanky food they cook at home
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tubby girls in tight jeans and tiny tshirts showing off their central belt of flab
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^^
Also people who don't open windows/turn on extractor fan when they cook, and it stinks the hole fucking house out, and I have to have my windows wide open in the middle of winter to let in fresh air 
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tom wrote:
tubby girls in tight jeans and tiny tshirts showing off their central belt of flab
'muffin top'
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Drivers who leave their foglights on even when its not foggy - usually idiots driving their mums saxo whilst wearing a crappy baseball cap.
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...manage to piss in the toilet- instead jet spraying the seat and floor and anything else they take their fancy to
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...indicate at roundabouts.
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..who ask you if your busy, but regardless of the answer they are going to ask you to do something really shitty.
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walnuts wrote:
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Also people who don't open windows/turn on extractor fan when they cook, and it stinks the hole fucking house out, and I have to have my windows wide open in the middle of winter to let in fresh air 
put one of these up!

i did and the c*nts now do as i say.

i also have an internet one up too telling the pr*cks to disable 'uploads' if they download stuff. its a shared line you selfish f*ks, can you not understand that?! (i dont think they read fuk, but if they do then hi!)

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walnuts wrote:
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Also people who don't open windows/turn on extractor fan when they cook, and it stinks the hole fucking house out, and I have to have my windows wide open in the middle of winter to let in fresh air 
co-sign.
....who also leave the communal front door wide open for any passing burglar. Thanks for invalidating my contents insurance you naive cunt.
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People who ask to live in a non-smoking house then as soon as the beer comes out spark up. Thanks! Now I have cancer and my clothes smell like death.
Stupid wrong box ticking cunts
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^ @ Michael - My Mum would deck me if I put up a sign like that about her cooking, nice idea though 
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^
oops, i thought you lived in a shared house. 
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greybot wrote:
...indicate at roundabouts.
Fucking yes.
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shutup.
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Guido wrote:
Tis women who never say thanks. I believe because in some twisted way by doing so they believe that by holding the door open it's a come on and if they say thanks they're encouraging you.
Now I'll hold the door open and slam it in the bitches face! Least I get to knock her back that way! Slag!
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