pisstaking parents
| slick |
 Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:25pm |
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Situation 5 minutes ago: I live at home, and im in the front room watching the tv. My mobile rings, and its a girl i've been trying to bang for the last couple weeks. We chat on the phone for a bit, and arrange for her to come over tomorrow evening. Mum hears all this as shes in the room too. Mums already made plans to go out tomorrow evening, so everythings going smoothly. Until the mother now decides she doesn't feel like going out and would rather spend her evening relaxing at home. I tell her i need the place to myself, she says she has no where to go, and the only place she'd want to go is bingo which i'd have to pay £25 for. I tried calling her bluff last time, but she stayed and i ended up banging the girl with the mum next door (we live in a small flat), never heard from the girl again as i was pissed off with the mum and never introduced them, just brushed past the mother while dragging the girl by the hand to my room. Well thats what i tell myself anyway, was probably a shit fuck, not surprisingly given the situation, couldn't fully get into the mode. Anyway i need some advice on how to handle this. I know if i bring the girl back, she won't fuck with my mum on the premises, as i tried last time and when she found out the mother was home she froze up. Ideally i want to spend as little money as possible, so no hotels etc. She won't fuck in the car and no friends trust me enough to let me use their place. |
| Ineff |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:26pm |
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Make her a CD. |
| Paolo G |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:29pm |
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Classy. I see where your user namer came from. |
| Popeye Doyle |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:30pm |
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go to the woods. you're not very "slick" afterall? (edit: paolo got there before me |
| andymakesglasses |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:31pm |
 
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She won't fuck in the car how about inviting your mum for a threesome? |
| FUNKY.IN.HULL |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:36pm |
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sound like something from shameless. |
| stonefish |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:38pm |
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sounds like a keeper |
| Ineff |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:38pm |
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sound like something from shameless. Yeah, nowhere near as believable as a dumb fuck being given a 50k car, free, from their work. |
| San |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:39pm |
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| Markus |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:40pm |
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classy shit |
| FUNKY.IN.HULL |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:41pm |
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sound like something from shameless. Yeah, nowhere near as believable as a dumb fuck being given a 50k car, free, from their work. yes thats what a company car is free. you dumb cunt. |
| Gaz |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:42pm |
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PM Dear Deidre |
| Murakami |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:42pm |
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Just give her a knee trembler somewhere al fresco or stay home alone and have a wank |
| San |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:54pm |
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sound like something from shameless. Yeah, nowhere near as believable as a dumb fuck being given a 50k car, free, from their work. yes thats what a company car is free. you dumb cunt. i know all the rights & obligations belong to the company who purchased the car but dont you get a hike in your tax code for having a company car ie your tax code is adjusting for getting this 'perk' therefore technically not being free? oh, as for the dilemma: take her for a picnic somewhere & bang her on in the fresh summer air al fresco as murak said |
| Ineff |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:57pm |
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yes thats what a company car is free. you dumb cunt. THE FIRST LINE IN YOUR POST DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, DERKHEAD hahahaha. You aint got a 50k car, doggy. Only thing your employer gave you is a fluorescent Daily Mail bag. |
| maximilian |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 7:58pm |
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no friends trust me enough to let me use their place. lol |
| shedboy66 |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 8:05pm |
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take the bird for a happy meal in mcD's then to the disabled toilets for a bit of hanky panky not that i've tred it just a suggestion or go back to the birds flat |
| hdsy- |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 8:42pm |
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cba reading more than 2 lines of this rubbish PM My Chemical Romance |
| El Bongo |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 8:55pm |
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take the bird for a happy meal in mcD's then to the disabled toilets for a bit of hanky panky not that i've tred it just a suggestion or go back to the birds flat |
| sofasogud |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 9:01pm |
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sound like something from shameless. Yeah, nowhere near as believable as a dumb fuck being given a 50k car, free, from their work. yes thats what a company car is free. you dumb cunt. Conrad Black - is that you? |
| Homer |
Posted: Sat, 14/07/2007 - 9:05pm |
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