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The "Tipping" Point....snigger

FrIEND Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:36am
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Thread to finally decide who should and shouldnt be tipped. and to get to the bottom of the exact percentage to tip.

In The list so far:

Hot Food Delivery Men (£3)
Barbers (£5!)
Waiters (10%)
Barmen (£2)
Plumbers - if they're a bit dodge or you are gay. (?)
Cabbies (round up to real money or a tenner to keep shtum)
Toilet attendents (although technically you're buying from their wares, £1 lollipop £2 squirt)
Shop Assistant (Bag of crisps)

out:
Trolley dolly's
Ladies of ill ripute. (nada, unless you do something sick and they love apple. then its arab money)

Once a year Specials:
Posties (£10)
Binmen (£10)
Milkmen (if you live in the 80s)(£10)
Paperboy (£10)


6thEdition Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 6:20pm

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Noble Locks wrote:

who do you know she didnt, no one clapped her?

Laughing out loud

issue was at the front of my mind, I was watching


Mr X Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 7:27pm
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I only tip if they derserve to be tipped. This basically means if you're a hot female I'll tip you or if you did better than ok at your job.


inverse square Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 7:49pm
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At nandos they do fuck all. They don't een come and take your order. It's one up from McDonalds.


stoney Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 7:54pm
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i tip if something deserves it. Never tip the bin men as they are cunts and leave stuff all the time. Tip the postie at xmas as he takes nuff parcels for me.

ive never been tipped, although i have been bribed.


aitch Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 8:30pm
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I get tipped in the form of cakes all the time when I go the extra mile for someone. Quite decent, but i'd prefer the cash.


inverse square Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 8:11pm
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stoney wrote:

i tip if something deserves it. Never tip the bin men as they are cunts and leave stuff all the time. Tip the postie at xmas as he takes nuff parcels for me.

ive never been tipped, although i have been bribed.

Please don't say it was by some men from a Chineese company.


Commander_Venus Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:04pm
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Have I missed out on some in-joke or did some kid from here really give a shopworker a packet of crisps as a tip?


inverse square Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:08pm
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Do you not give out the odd Waggon Wheel when the lady in Lush puts in that extra bit of effort and finds a soap you really like?


saint nicholegs Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:14pm
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I usually tip more than 10% at a nearby Korean restaurant/takeaway that I visit quite often because I fancy her. Oops


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:28pm
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i just always bung down a fiver for anything up to fiddy, and a tenner for anything over fiddy to a hundred and then any fancy gaffs over a hundred get a score.
couldnt do that old 'it was 30 pounds so 3 pounds is 10 per cent' stuff.
far too petty for me.


nothingelseworked Posted: Wed, 31/03/2010 - 9:52pm
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I gave £2 to the pizza delivery guy, now we're bro's 4 lyfe. You know how I know? He gave me a pound.


Mr X Posted: Wed, 31/03/2010 - 9:53pm
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Said the man who does not drink/smoke or do drugs.


billybrown Posted: Wed, 31/03/2010 - 9:54pm

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Quality thread. Laughing out loud specially at the crisps as a tip at the fitting rooms.


nothingelseworked Posted: Wed, 31/03/2010 - 9:57pm
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Mr X wrote:

Said the man who does not drink/smoke or do drugs.

Yo let's go for a pint. You're buyin'


Mr X Posted: Wed, 31/03/2010 - 9:58pm
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Yo FU.


nothingelseworked Posted: Wed, 31/03/2010 - 10:03pm
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Which pub d'ya want to meet at?


Rez Posted: Wed, 31/03/2010 - 10:08pm
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edit: I was being a bit too grumpy nvm.


CovOne Posted: Wed, 31/03/2010 - 10:07pm
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Don't go for a drink with X, will only end in your getting nicked for sexual harassment/assault on the busty barmaid


nothingelseworked Posted: Wed, 31/03/2010 - 10:08pm
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Yo no need to be so hostile, if you wanted to go on a bro-date you should've just said so.


Crudeoyle Posted: Wed, 31/03/2010 - 10:21pm
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I wish someone would give me some crisps at my work, had a few boxes of chocolates before which was awesome, except every other cunt at work wants to eat them.