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andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:53pm
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Post any random / funny / shocking news stories in here


andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:54pm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7853328.stm

BBC wrote:

A man who became trapped beneath his sofa for two days said he survived by sipping from a bottle of whisky.

Joe Galliott, 65, lost his bearings during a power cut at his home in Yeovil, Somerset, and fell against the three-seater which toppled onto him.

Laughing out loud


schtoop Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:55pm
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FrIEND Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:58pm
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andymakesglasses wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7853328.stm

BBC wrote:

A man who became trapped beneath his sofa for two days said he survived by sipping from a bottle of whisky.

Joe Galliott, 65, lost his bearings during a power cut at his home in Yeovil, Somerset, and fell against the three-seater which toppled onto him.

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud isnt that just a man getting/being drunk?


andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 4:06pm
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Nah, drunk people do stuff like this:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

The Sun wrote:

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."


Jason789 Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 4:16pm
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1132384/Man-convicted-drunk-charge-HORSE.html


andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 4:20pm
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eent x Hoolio?


robii Posted: Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:48pm
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Just seen this story on the local news programme http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1126351/1-2million-peanut-revenge-factory-worker-ticked-having-girlie-calendar.html?ITO=1490

At the end the newsreader said "Mr Bentley denies the charge of possesing nuts with intention of contaminating food"

Laughing out loud


jackojaj Posted: Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:57pm
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http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/24-10-2008/106619-zoo_slaughter-0


rural Posted: Tue, 03/02/2009 - 5:13pm
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haha
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a145477/allen-snowball-fight-turns-into-brawl.html


smith Posted: Tue, 03/02/2009 - 5:21pm

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/august/31/newsid_2510000/2510615.stm


rural Posted: Tue, 03/02/2009 - 5:26pm
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^That directed at me...Je ne comprends pas?


mr.white Posted: Tue, 03/02/2009 - 5:31pm
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id say it was.. lilly allen thing was mentioned in another thread thats all. no biggie.


worker bees Posted: Tue, 03/02/2009 - 11:12pm
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090202/tuk-life-us-britain-shipwreck-victory-fa6b408.html

Shocked


generic_guy Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 2:13am

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John Terry speaks out against Transexual mocking
http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/4076812._NHS_is_exploiting_my_life____claims_transsexual/


ChrisAlright Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 2:20am

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ahahahahahahah


mr.white Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 2:40am
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bloody hell Laughing out loud


Jason789 Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 10:56am
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1135168/Drunk-football-fan-22-fell-death-supporters-coach-mistaking-emergency-exit-toilet-door.html


mr.white Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 11:06am
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damn thats horrible


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 11:07am
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the next fly on the wall shows gonna be even more interesting.
picture the scene, drug addict mum and recently released convict hold each hand live on camera as she gently drifts off to the other side. Cry

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1133792/I-dont-want-die-Jade-Goody-faces-desperate-fight-life-told-cancer-HAS-spread.html

@ g.g - what forum is that from, that football365 one?
thats not a news story i dont reckon, bet you thats a photoshop..... thats actually j.t's face.


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 5:14pm
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mr milktray...what a great real name. wish my real surname was that Cool