random news stories
| andymakesglasses |
 Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:53pm
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Post any random / funny / shocking news stories in here |
| andymakesglasses |
Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:54pm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7853328.stm
A man who became trapped beneath his sofa for two days said he survived by sipping from a bottle of whisky. Joe Galliott, 65, lost his bearings during a power cut at his home in Yeovil, Somerset, and fell against the three-seater which toppled onto him.
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| schtoop |
Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:55pm
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| FrIEND |
Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:58pm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7853328.stm
A man who became trapped beneath his sofa for two days said he survived by sipping from a bottle of whisky. Joe Galliott, 65, lost his bearings during a power cut at his home in Yeovil, Somerset, and fell against the three-seater which toppled onto him.
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| andymakesglasses |
Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 4:06pm
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Nah, drunk people do stuff like this: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece
A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. “He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with." |
| Jason789 |
Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 4:16pm
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1132384/Man-convicted-drunk-charge-HORSE.html |
| andymakesglasses |
Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 4:20pm
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eent x Hoolio? |
| robii |
Posted: Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:48pm
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Just seen this story on the local news programme http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1126351/1-2million-peanut-revenge-factory-worker-ticked-having-girlie-calendar.html?ITO=1490 At the end the newsreader said "Mr Bentley denies the charge of possesing nuts with intention of contaminating food"
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| jackojaj |
Posted: Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:57pm
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http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/24-10-2008/106619-zoo_slaughter-0 |
| rural |
Posted: Tue, 03/02/2009 - 5:13pm
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haha |
| smith |
Posted: Tue, 03/02/2009 - 5:21pm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/august/31/newsid_2510000/2510615.stm |
| rural |
Posted: Tue, 03/02/2009 - 5:26pm
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^That directed at me...Je ne comprends pas? |
| mr.white |
Posted: Tue, 03/02/2009 - 5:31pm
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id say it was.. lilly allen thing was mentioned in another thread thats all. no biggie. |
| worker bees |
Posted: Tue, 03/02/2009 - 11:12pm
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090202/tuk-life-us-britain-shipwreck-victory-fa6b408.html
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| generic_guy |
Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 2:13am
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John Terry speaks out against Transexual mocking |
| ChrisAlright |
Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 2:20am
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ahahahahahahah |
| mr.white |
Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 2:40am
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bloody hell |
| Jason789 |
Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 10:56am
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| mr.white |
Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 11:06am
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damn thats horrible |
| Noble Locks |
Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 11:07am
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the next fly on the wall shows gonna be even more interesting. @ g.g - what forum is that from, that football365 one? |
| robii |
Posted: Wed, 04/02/2009 - 4:38pm
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Looks well like a photoshop but one of the comments is: Mr Milktray, Birchwood says... |
