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andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:53pm
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Post any random / funny / shocking news stories in here


Hello World Posted: Thu, 03/05/2012 - 7:40pm
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Lot of stuff about the missiles on rooftops, but the way I look at it the safest place to be is at the missile site so when a plane gets blown away, you would be at the maximum distance from any of the raining death.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/bow-resident-finds-unguarded-missiles-outside-flat-54423

probably should have not left this stuff unguarded though, "dummy" or not.


nick2 Posted: Thu, 03/05/2012 - 7:52pm
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They would get arrested and stoned in Dubai for being harlots etc.


San Posted: Thu, 03/05/2012 - 9:07pm
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Facebook to be listed on May 17 and valued between $85 - $95 billion dollars Laughing out loud Laughing out loud


Hello World Posted: Thu, 03/05/2012 - 9:20pm
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http://www.forbes.com/sites/tomiogeron/2012/05/03/facebook-seeking-ipo-with-market-cap-of-86-billion/

$35 x 30 million shares = instant billionaire!

although basically it is insane based on the revenues you are looking at at P/E of 90 Laughing out loud

apple and google are only rolling with 18 to 19 Eek


Hello World Posted: Thu, 03/05/2012 - 9:47pm
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also, I thought my job was bad but..

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html


Puzzled


breckroadlover Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 3:46am
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Hello World wrote:

Lot of stuff about the missiles on rooftops, but the way I look at it the safest place to be is at the missile site so when a plane gets blown away, you would be at the maximum distance from any of the raining death.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/bow-resident-finds-unguarded-missiles-outside-flat-54423

probably should have not left this stuff unguarded though, "dummy" or not.

Really?

If there was an attack one of the targets would be the missile site, no?

I'm not a lawyer but i'm fairly sure launching missiles from civillian areas is against international law.


Hello World Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 7:54am
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Its to stop "terrorists" dropping a plane on parliament or the main stadium. The streets will be flooded with armed police / SAS etc to stop ground attacks.


gawkrodger Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 10:15am
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Good lad that journo


4Real Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 10:53am
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-dies-after-having-testicles-812309 not the fresh one


themistake Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 12:30pm
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Hello World wrote:

Its to stop "terrorists" dropping a plane on parliament or the main stadium. The streets will be flooded with armed police / SAS etc to stop ground attacks.

The one in bow is a stones throw from the stadium, so if that is used, it would be a pretty desperate situation.


hate Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 12:34pm
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http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/ucsd-student-arrested-420-drug-bust-was-then-forgotten-po


Hello World Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 12:41pm
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themistake wrote:
Hello World wrote:

Its to stop "terrorists" dropping a plane on parliament or the main stadium. The streets will be flooded with armed police / SAS etc to stop ground attacks.

The one in bow is a stones throw from the stadium, so if that is used, it would be a pretty desperate situation.

The SAMs have a couple of mile range, but I agree that would be seriously the last chance scenario.


Anto Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 12:55pm

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/02/fiorentina-delio-rossi-adem-ljajic


Commander_Venus Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 6:07pm
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must have been some serious rims;

http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/crime-law/puyallup-man-punched-coma-after-comment-about-car-/nNPq3/


eyehatejames Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 6:46pm
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http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Zoo_keeper_shows_amazing_dedication

''A zoo keeper leapt into action to save a constipated baby monkey - by licking its bum with his tongue.''


pherkan Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 7:14pm
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^someone posted that few posts above you.

so nasty Laughing out loud


collizhun Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 7:16pm
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just get a wet wipe, the tongue would be the last resort. i question the zoo keepers motives.


Commander_Venus Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 7:45pm
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wut

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2139473/Emer-OToole-This-Morning-Can-EVER-socially-acceptable-hairy-armpits.html


stoney Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 8:29pm
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New neighbour, Brad Pitt just bought a house between ham and Richmond, was reported as a maybe in the Sun, but its a done deal, no link, but ive had confirmation, Sandy Lane iirc


Hello World Posted: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 8:36pm
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stoney wrote:

New neighbour, Brad Pitt just bought a house between ham and Richmond, was reported as a maybe in the Sun, but its a done deal, no link, but ive had confirmation, Sandy Lane iirc

http://g.co/maps/f92gf

http://g.co/maps/xmv4y

this place.